The dumbest thing I've ever heard.......

[superuntouchable]

I had a chick ask me once "Hey, you know about 2% milk right?" I nodded my head yes, and she follows up with "What do they do with the other98%?"

 

[gescobe]

some of these stories...........

 

[iblink]

Originally Posted by Quasimuerto

roommate's girl "whats the big deal with obama, he isnt even black."

...Well he isn't.

 

[iblink]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by EVERLASTiiNG

her: "he was just offended because obama is probably his brother! hahaha "

Post her facebook.

 

[cadillacflow]

One of my friends said Boston was in New York.

 

[neptunebeats187]

Originally Posted by iBlink

Originally Posted by Quasimuerto

roommate's girl "whats the big deal with obama, he isnt even black."

...Well he isn't.

Hmm?

Question: Are you white or black btw? ...just wondering...

 

[Pmighty]

the most recent
owner of shop and hair braider are havin a convo about bringin in a new assistant

owner- yea put out a ad in the paper 7hr for 8hr + w/e tips she may get whats that....
lady- yea like 48
me-

owner-

what??
lady -oh i mean 64
me-

its 56

(i wasnt in the convo but her not knowin the answer to 7 x 8 was pissin meoff

)
owner-

lady- i mean idc i jus said the 1st thing that came to mind
me and the owner-

 

[rawjs]

When my boy and I were watching the Opening Ceremony for the Olympics this past summer, they show the men's basketball team, and he turns and says,"Why did they select Boozer, he's from Alaska right"? To which point the room kind of just got quiet, and I did one of these

and thenproceeded to make sure everyone in the room knew about his geographic expertise

 

[iblink]

Originally Posted by NeptuneBeats187

Originally Posted by iBlink

Originally Posted by Quasimuerto

roommate's girl "whats the big deal with obama, he isnt even black."

...Well he isn't.

Hmm?

Question: Are you white or black btw? ...just wondering...

I'm both, just like he is. What's your point?

 

[posite fiend]

Originally Posted by The Natural Mystic

dumb girl: hey where did you get that book from?
me: Amazon
her: When did you go to Brazil?
me: huh?.......................................

ol' girl said it with a straight face.

well not everybody shops online funny guy...

i know alot of people who dont even have a computer

 

[fl0eticnostalgia]

Originally Posted by Club29

I swear some chicks think its cute to be stupid.

It is not.

QFT

....this is

nonetheless...not cute, but funny in a pathetic way.

 

[yosoytupapa]

so these two strippers were in line with my wife. one strippers sees this guy and proceeds with this conversation:
her: "oh i like your shoes, they real fly"
him (british accent-very strong): "well thank you"
her(ghetto voice): "i'm saying, they real nice, where did you get them"
him: "LONDON"
her: "is that at southpark mall?"