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i stroke to the rhythm of the beat...I put on House of Balloons
it feels super corny though... do yall do it to?
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it feels super corny though... do yall do it to?
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its corny but its not at the same time..like if its forced than yea thats wack lol
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smashing to the weeknd is never corny fam.
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its definitely forced...
i'm telling you ... the yamb will embrace me tighter when she hears the hook cuz that's when i pick up the tempo and go hammber.
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considering I haven't smanged to the weeknd yet..I will have to try this out..I always wanted to smang to the party/after party
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[COLOR=#red]And here are the pics of the woman that I met on that plane ride. Yes I got the number, but I'm not going to do anything with it cause I'm married, if I wasn't it would be on.
Tips once you know a woman is interested you MUST take the affirmative authoritative tone...I just handed her my phone and told her to put her number in it...I didn't ask, I didn't have to ask. I told her to take a picture with me ( I didn't say "will you take a picture with me?", and without a pause she practically jumped into my lap and took pictures with me...mind you this was with a plane full of people looking at us as we were waiting to get off the plane. That's all a part of confidence and it's too easy.[/COLOR]
NICE PULL. NOW HOW ABOUT THAT PASS TO AN UNMARRIED BROTHER
******* love pictures
Firmly telling a chick exactly what you want is refreshing to me, cause after years of the whole filling out process to certain women, at 25, I just don't have that small talk type effort anymore (well, depending on who it is and the circumstance I guess). And a lot of women like that too. Even though a lot of them do want to feel like they're in control, a dude who is firm in his stance and approach can change her mind/attitude quickly.- Apr 30, 2010
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i stroke to the rhythm of the beat...
it feels super corny though... do yall do it to?
Of course, **** ain't corny at all. Maintaining a rhythm and different tempos is golden.
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serious with her? she a stripper bruh. You tryna be Tyga #2? You ain't even got the bread for that. AND SHE 17? Bad news. Don't even begin to even think about thinking about getting into anything serious with this girl. Smash, and that's it. Try to get her to give you your own little private show.
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Question:
Does a Chick judge you on your phone? Like would your chances be better if you whip out the new iphone 5 with the fresh case or the whip out the droid incredible (lol)...
Does a Chick judge you on your phone? Like would your chances be better if you whip out the new iphone 5 with the fresh case or the whip out the droid incredible (lol)...
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.... bruh.....
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Let me know bruh wassup people say it goes either way just want to know from the yamb gods.
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am I put it to you like they did in Coming to America
"... I ain't neva know'd a woman to give a man some lovin' just cuz his [phone] looks good"
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haven't acquired yambs in awhile and I am getting real thirsty now. Trying to get at this one girl from my class, but im not sure if she feeling me like that
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not trolling at all but serious question....where did the term yambs actually come from??
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^ Pretty sure ricky409 used it one day and it just stuck. 
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Yambs came from the word Damb which was an inside joke of the NT community.
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check the first page, I believe I asked the same thing.
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Im tryin to holla at two different girls from different classes, one seems to enjoy conversating with me after class(about class) the other seems short spoken/shy from what I get from the only time I approached her after class, having a short convo about the exam....any advice? I'm thinking of asking the more talkative one for the digits next class or something on some "Hey, we should hang out some time" type steeze...but as far as the more shy one, IDK seems like my chances are slim =/....also I don't even know if these broads are even single, I have no patience for these processes lol....what yall think?
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Like you said, talk a little with them then ask the digits saying you would like to chill out sometime or because you would like her to explain something you have not understand in class, etc.
Don't worry about her having a dude or not, you're just asking for some digits.
Worst that can happen is she says no.
But if you get them, now it's game time for you.
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I just realized the more educated/well rounded you are the better your mouthpiece will be
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QQ for yamb patties what's the best way for a guy to get at a girl who is talking on the phone when he sees her
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Tell her you're trying to eat the box and you want her to shave down there for you.
That's what I do.
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brah...
it depends on what type of phone she rockin...
she will look at you differently if you're rocking a metro pcs or boost as opposed to a national carrier...
same with you, brah...
it wont make or break you... but it does play a part, my dude...
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I don't think it matters that much.
I've really good looking women pull out some old school flip-phone. "My iPhone's screen broke."
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So after swagging out of the polling station this morning. I decided to talk to this chick that I saw voting as well. Hit her with the old "Aye who did you vote for?" She responds and asked who I voted for and I told her myself, which I did. Chopped it up a little bit in an attempt to get those digits, hit her with the we should chill line and shorty seems hesitant and then is like "What type of chilling?" I then tell her the usual "Dinner, movies, etc." She hits me back with "I've already got a family of my own" Asked if she had kids and she said not yet but plans on it. I asked if she was married and she said yeah. I looked down and sure enough she had a ring on her finger. I continued to chop it up just because we were walking the same path to the train and I feel like it would have been awkward to walk in silence the whole time. I was slightly kicking myself for not going harder but at the same time I wasn't because she was married and I'm not trying to **** that up.
My thing is why even entertain the convo if you're married? Why even ask what we would do if we chilled if you are married? Like it just didn't make sense to me. If I were married I would have cut that **** off quick and would not have beat around the bush.
My thing is why even entertain the convo if you're married? Why even ask what we would do if we chilled if you are married? Like it just didn't make sense to me. If I were married I would have cut that **** off quick and would not have beat around the bush.
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