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i stroke to the rhythm of the beat...I put on House of Balloons
it feels super corny though... do yall do it to?
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i stroke to the rhythm of the beat...I put on House of Balloons
its definitely forced...its corny but its not at the same time..like if its forced than yea thats wack lol
I pulled a BAAAAD chick last night on my red-eye flight. Out of all the seats on the empty plane she came and sat by me. Then I played the cool non-thirsty role and you could tell she was like "Why he not sweating me" this made her come to me. Next thing you know after she started a brief convo with me she commences me to showing me her pics on her iPhone...******* and a** shots included. Then she starts getting so comfortable that she starts touching me on my shoulders and s**t.
Long story short we took pictures together and she gave me her contact info, she lives in Houston just like me in the Westheimer area in a condo. I knew I was in there when she started asking me where I lived and how many kids I have...basically doing a suitability check on me laugh.gif The chick is a beautiful redbone with a jaw dropping body, she wants me....BUT I'm married. How can I stay faithful when yams be coming to me without even trying? I'm not sure how I'm gonna keep out of those yams.
Moral of the story, don't be thirsty around these bad broads, acknowledge them, but make them wonder why you aren't all over them like every other thirsty dude. This will intrigue them and they will usually make the first move. Worked for me many many times.
[COLOR=#red]And here are the pics of the woman that I met on that plane ride. Yes I got the number, but I'm not going to do anything with it cause I'm married, if I wasn't it would be on.
Tips once you know a woman is interested you MUST take the affirmative authoritative tone...I just handed her my phone and told her to put her number in it...I didn't ask, I didn't have to ask. I told her to take a picture with me ( I didn't say "will you take a picture with me?", and without a pause she practically jumped into my lap and took pictures with me...mind you this was with a plane full of people looking at us as we were waiting to get off the plane. That's all a part of confidence and it's too easy.[/COLOR]
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NICE PULL. NOW HOW ABOUT THAT PASS TO AN UNMARRIED BROTHER
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i stroke to the rhythm of the beat...I put on House of Balloons
it feels super corny though... do yall do it to?
serious with her? she a stripper bruh. You tryna be Tyga #2? You ain't even got the bread for that. AND SHE 17? Bad news. Don't even begin to even think about thinking about getting into anything serious with this girl. Smash, and that's it. Try to get her to give you your own little private show.its an ick feeling i know but try to get your friend to confirm if she does any extra services if u get me. that way if she doesn't you know you could get serious with her and if she does she'll be a one nighter or j/o at best.
Question:
Does a Chick judge you on your phone? Like would your chances be better if you whip out the new iphone 5 with the fresh case or the whip out the droid incredible (lol)...
Let me know bruh wassup people say it goes either way just want to know from the yamb gods..... bruh.....
Let me know bruh wassup people say it goes either way just want to know from the yamb gods.
check the first page, I believe I asked the same thing.not trolling at all but serious question....where did the term yambs actually come from??
Im tryin to holla at two different girls from different classes, one seems to enjoy conversating with me after class(about class) the other seems short spoken/shy from what I get from the only time I approached her after class, having a short convo about the exam....any advice? I'm thinking of asking the more talkative one for the digits next class or something on some "Hey, we should hang out some time" type steeze...but as far as the more shy one, IDK seems like my chances are slim =/....also I don't even know if these broads are even single, I have no patience for these processes lol....what yall think?
Been dating a girl over a month now, got the yambs and all its pretty good, vanilla in respects to the sex right now, but still good, anyways...How I get her to chop it off down there, i don't really mind when i'm smashing, but if i'm trying to eat I ain't trying to have a Larry David moment with a hair stuck in my throat for months and all. But I know its a touchy subject for some girls, I just can't say "Baby, I need to you to trim it up a bit" Can I?
Need Help Yambs Fambs
brah...Let me know bruh wassup people say it goes either way just want to know from the yamb gods.
Question:
Does a Chick judge you on your phone? Like would your chances be better if you whip out the new iphone 5 with the fresh case or the whip out the droid incredible (lol)...