TAY: thread about yambs...

[アミーゴ]

she almost ripped ur surpeme shirt doe

The brand worth quitting girls in general, correct?

 

[thadoctadvocate]

she almost ripped ur surpeme shirt doe

The brand worth quitting girls in general, correct?

si

 

[heliumclinton]

Damn a free pass got homie ready to buy a ring

 

[mr marcus]

Damn a free pass got homie ready to buy a ring

Yea I peeped that meh

 

[Coromanti]

MUGEN FOR NTER OF THE YEAR

Can't wait for your wedding thread.

 

[mugen81]

Damn a free pass got homie ready to buy a ring

Kinda late bro, already discussed that in here before...
And she did rip that Supreme shirt but its the brand that keeps on giving, lol

 

[3stheluckynumbe]

Chubby chicks threesome:

Mugen story reminded me of my one and only menage.

So I was a young freshman in college. One of the first people I got cool with were these beautiful chubby girls. They were the type that if they dropped 50 lbs and did some squats and crunches they'd be 10/10 easy.

So one Thursday afternoon, I'm in the lounge area watching Family guy. I see the ladies and they're on their way out. They ask me what I was doing, I replied nothing chilling. They invite me to their crib to drink. Me being 19, I couldn't turn down free liquor lol.

Go to liquor store and get Bacardi 151 and some brews. Proceed to their crib and start drinking and watching Family Guy. We each took a shot, man that Bacardi was strong lol. So we take another right after. All of us threw the second one up smh.

I'm lying flat on the floor and girl one starts unzipping my pants. I look at her and she's got a twinkle in her eye. She starts with the dome. The mouth work was superb and I'm enjoying it. Then girl two joins in by sucking my balls at the same time!!! I'm in heaven by this time.

After a few minutes of the double dome, we go to the basement. They both assume the doggy position on a couch side by side. I take turns hitting them from the back while doing the dougie (I had just watched paid in full lol). I finish up and leave.

After this night every time we see each other, we can't help but laugh and bring up 151. In retrospect, I think they had it planned the whole time. They don't know, they didn't need to get me drunk for the fun but it was appreciated lol.

The end.

 

[tdogg2k]

@ MUgen Congratulations on the engagement ring man, You've been talking about your chick in this thread for awhile and I'm happy for you. Finding true love is hard man.
As far as your story, my goodness brotha, I want to shake your hand. For your girl to say she wanted to get it out of your system means that may of definitely been the last time but hell it happened and thats all that matters.
Did you tell her you didnt want it to happen again?



Ok a few days ago I talked to yall about a Girl A, and Girl B.
Girl B had good qualities, but Girl A everything just floated.
Girl A = we'll call her "Bolt" (she use to run track)
Girl B = We'll call her "Damsel" (when I first met her she was crying in the car.. Damsel in distress...get it??)

So Bolt and I had planned on going hiking Saturday. so that date was already set.
Damsel had been back and forth if she would even be available all weekend, but we established if she was we'd do dinner and movie.
Damsel is a flaker , her 2nd code name is Kellogs, cuz all she does is flake. so I hit her up Friday, I wasn't in the mood to go out, but I wouldve went out with her.
she hits me up like yea im staying in town but im with my friends tonight. (cool do your thing).
Damsel has tons of potential but that flaking is starting to kill me.

Meanwhile, Saturday comes along and im Hiking with Bolt, and its amazing Yambily. its cool outside, definitely fall weather. Sun was rising. river gleaming.
we finish hiking and have a picnic with food I made. (I'm an excellent cooK) and this is where I know I got bolt. she said top 2 meals she's eatin, only 2nd to her grandma.
We leave the trails. but i forgot my wallet . so I told her hey i'll drop you off and just go back up there. she says "No, I want to go back with you"
GOTCHA GIRL
Full convo the whole ride.
Fast Forward to Saturday night after I'm home, I was like hey I need to get my Kindle back. she was like well you can come see me and get it.
so I told her I dont want to drive all the way to her for 2 mins.
she says "do you want to see me for more than 2 mins", I say "No question"
she was like "good then i'll meet you after church"
It was only suppose to be a 30 min lunch and us leaving to go watch our respective football games.
ended up talking and joking in the parking lot for 5 HOURS.

I know shes feeling me, and I cant even front I'm feeling her hard.
I just didnt think at this point I wanted to be exclusive with a girl at all.
and for some reason I still want to get a good day in with Damsel, (possibly easy yambs if we ever go out drink and joke like we do when we're at the gym)
But Yo I dont want to lose bolt at this point.
I know we talked about that exclusive convo in here about keeping it non exclusive. But yambily, Bolt is Wifey material. and as much as i want Damsel Yambs, im almost willing to forsake that..
What would yall do?

 

[hennessy]

Need to get this off my chest real quick. My girls co-workers are telling her she looks pregnant. She works with a lesbian or two and they've noticed her boobs getting bigger and stomach a little bit too. I've definitely noticed the boobs, not so much the stomach. Told her to get a pregnancy test.

 

[jhes91]

@Tdogg2k I was just coming in here to type up the same thing lol but my girl B isn't a flaker.

 

[tawainehel]

went to the reggae festival on the lake today... saw a group of older black men (40s, early 50s tops) chillin' on their boat with a group of older women. The chicks was chilling....then, I seen the light skin dude of the bunch get off the boat and scope out the next group

Like, LITERALLY scoping and plotting on the next group he wanted to come over and chill.


After about 10 minutes the initial group when back to their lil' spot on the grass (one ratchet *** ***** was out there in some damn booties or something) and light skin cuz escorted the next group over .... he motioned them to come over and after a little bit of coaxing they all followed suit

MAN GAME RECOGNIZE GAME! I couldn't even be mad....

"it's MOB I don't love a *****, I'mma be this way 'till I'm 46 "

As for me, older dudes is slight work

I put on a two piece and in less than 5 minutes I got a free ride around the lake on a jet ski (which was my mission in the first place

)


Moral of the story? DFW MEMBERS LET'S GO IN ON A BOAT; hit up lake lewisville or some ****....

No Lie...stinky petes is always full of the 35+ Yambs having those "All white parties"

Got a few stories from the single days about petes BUT..

It's enough of us out here to make an event of it. If so..I'm down for that. Ricky? Surge?

 

[ballinsam23]

mugen with the post of the year

 

[tawainehel]

Lol, found her in Austin...
I keep telling my bros to stop going for the " flashy chicks" and start going for " I like art type girls"(word to yeezy).... Those highly intellectual, " square chicks" are the most loyal, highly sexualized girls who are comfortable in their skin because material objects don't define their character... You definately have to have your wit, worldly outlook on life to impress them... But just because you locked down dont mean "Freaky Tales" can't happen...
Got me in the kitchen cooking and cleaning lol
Have a good day TAY Family, it's about to be a good day...

If anyone is in TX and hasn't been to Austin you need to go there like last weekend...real SOON!

The women there are so free spirited it's almost like "Am I still in Texas??"

but ATX  

   .....Why am I not surprised? Props my dude you won!!

 

[younghollywood]

 
If anyone is in TX and hasn't been to Austin you need to go there like last weekend...real SOON!

The women there are so free spirited it's almost like "Am I still in Texas??"

but ATX  

   .....Why am I not surprised? Props my dude you won!!

This man ain't lying, from all the UT Austin co-eds to all the chicks that work at the bars on 6th st. to the ones that come in for the Live Music Capital of the country.

 

[rrlegend]

I've been hearing about Austin a lot so I need to check up on it thoroughly

 

[joepac12]

Need to get this off my chest real quick. My girls co-workers are telling her she looks pregnant. She works with a lesbian or two and they've noticed her boobs getting bigger and stomach a little bit too. I've definitely noticed the boobs, not so much the stomach. Told her to get a pregnancy test.

Yeah nip this in the butt before u planning for a baby shower and don't even kno it

 

[tawainehel]

Mugen keep her in your corner homie, don't F her over bc it's not many out here like her.



So me and shorty are crazy cool been talking for about 3 months. I'm a diehard Panther fan and she knows it. Well her pops holds season tickets and tailgates every game. So she wants us to go to the Gaint game next week. That means I'm going to have to meet her folks, I think it's a little early for all that. I'm not really feeling that part but I'm def wanna go to the game and I wanna drink and eat some good cookout food before the game. Would y'all go?

Nah man don't do it... I'm sure your a diehard fan even if your considering this.

Once you meet the parents you know that you just stepped into Blocked Call, Random Show Up, "Oh You ain't gone call me back in 30 secs or less" territory.

The tickets aint worth it to be out here fiending like Martin was for the skybox.



Push on G.

 

[antbanks81]

good Martin reference, that's one of my favorite episodes.

I say go Keel. It's a football game bro. Very informal. You're not going to be speaking to him about your intentions for his lil girl. If anything you'll have a beer with him and talk sports. Just go have fun and remember nothing you don't want to happen will happen.

With that said, I would go. Tailgating is fun and you spend more time with someone you enjoy.

 

[meast]

 
This man ain't lying, from all the UT Austin co-eds to all the chicks that work at the bars on 6th st. to the ones that come in for the Live Music Capital of the country.

I need to re do Austin again. I went for my cousins bachelor party and I didn't have that great of an experience.

Probably cause I was the only single one of the group and all the other guys were married. Also my cousin isn't big into partying so we just did a bunch of chill things really.

Couldn't really go out and do what I wanted because I didn't want to abandon the bachelor party either. Hated being the only single guy out of the group.

 

[dakidlo3]

Now I'm not the one to ask questions in this thread but I'm just wondering though when approaching yambs should asking if she got a man even be brought up? Let me know what's up

 

[tdogg2k]

Now I'm not the one to ask questions in this thread but I'm just wondering though when approaching yambs should asking if she got a man even be brought up? Let me know what's up

I always slide it in .....
I know others in here say dont ask.
but asking a girl if she has a man is like a hooker asking a police officer if he's a cop. They usually don't lie.

Just be like, that's a nice (______insert random item she has) your man got it for you .

then usually they're like... hahaha I don't have a man.
Thats when you say .. "Damn shame"

 

[dakidlo3]

Just be like, that's a nice (______insert random item she has) your man got it for you .

then usually they're like... hahaha I don't have a man.
Thats when you say .. "Damn shame"

Game acquired

 

[krazy88s]

May seem immature to ask but yall ever date a chick with a kid a previous relationship?

This one chick is goin pretty hard for me, like really letting me know her feelings for me. I just never messed with someone with a kid already.

fyi we're both 28. I don't have any kids.

 

[Mark Antony]

May seem immature to ask but yall ever date a chick with a kid a previous relationship?

This one chick is goin pretty hard for me, like really letting me know her feelings for me. I just never messed with someone with a kid already.

fyi we're both 28. I don't have any kids.

Do what you feel like bruh, you're old enough to not give a **** about a stigma.




And I never ask about a man. Once they start talking it will come out anyways or the text at 1am she gotta answer when ya'll kicking it.

 

[antbanks81]

Yes, I had several chicks with kids. Go for it if you want, but there will be times when she can't get babysitter.

I don't ask if they have men. If they're talking to you, there is some interest.