TAY: thread about yambs...

[アミーゴ]

Got a story from last weekend,

Me and my homie went out with a group. 6 in all, 2 girls, 2 couple, and me and my homie solo.

Okay so we out there, I usually try to wing man for him since he moved in town from outta state and has bad luck with chicks. I try to take the Ls for him cause I got a team. So after a wild night and such we retire at this one chill bar and when I walked in I spotted this chick and her friend and she spot me out too. So I'm surveying the area, me and my homie finally walk up to the chick and her homegirl. Mind you, the chick I was talking to was a 8 and her homegirl a 5 (bad wingman? I know! ) soooo we chopping it up, her homegirl wasnt interested in my boy but me and ole girl hitting it off (same school, same age and live relatively close to one another). I asked if she wanted a drink and she said no she's good and she is the DD. I'm like fine, so we chop it up more and the bar begins last call. Close our tabs and I ask for math. She say yes but doesnt know her number. get me to dial my number and call my phone from hers. Weird but okay.....so she say call me and I'm like okay. Got the math, mission successful!

This is where ish changed.....IDK y but when we were leaving I walk one way and she walked another and I somewhat grab her. Not violate but a slight pull. She wasnt freaked (actually smiled and joked about it) but her homegirl made this scene. So we leave and part ways.....

Fast forward to Mon/Tues, I text her and no response to this day. She was cool people,yellow with fickle (been wanting one of those on my team), braces tho but tongue ring if I remember correctly, good *** to waist ratio, thick in the hips down and was wearing his leather tights so that mass was looking soo right.

Problem is IDK if the grab ruined it or what. I'm not one to blowup somebody or even text twice in a row. The text was a simple how you doing, reminder whose texting her, nice to meet you and should meet up/chop it up. Nothing too extreme. If she didn't want to give it she woulda said no like she did when I offered her a drink...

Gotta just take the L my man.

 

[moe szyslak]

Got a story from last weekend,

Me and my homie went out with a group. 6 in all, 2 girls, 2 couple, and me and my homie solo.

Okay so we out there, I usually try to wing man for him since he moved in town from outta state and has bad luck with chicks. I try to take the Ls for him cause I got a team. So after a wild night and such we retire at this one chill bar and when I walked in I spotted this chick and her friend and she spot me out too. So I'm surveying the area, me and my homie finally walk up to the chick and her homegirl. Mind you, the chick I was talking to was a 8 and her homegirl a 5 (bad wingman? I know! ) soooo we chopping it up, her homegirl wasnt interested in my boy but me and ole girl hitting it off (same school, same age and live relatively close to one another). I asked if she wanted a drink and she said no she's good and she is the DD. I'm like fine, so we chop it up more and the bar begins last call. Close our tabs and I ask for math. She say yes but doesnt know her number. get me to dial my number and call my phone from hers. Weird but okay.....so she say call me and I'm like okay. Got the math, mission successful!

This is where ish changed.....IDK y but when we were leaving I walk one way and she walked another and I somewhat grab her. Not violate but a slight pull. She wasnt freaked (actually smiled and joked about it) but her homegirl made this scene. So we leave and part ways.....

Fast forward to Mon/Tues, I text her and no response to this day. She was cool people,yellow with fickle (been wanting one of those on my team), braces tho but tongue ring if I remember correctly, good *** to waist ratio, thick in the hips down and was wearing his leather tights so that mass was looking soo right.

Problem is IDK if the grab ruined it or what. I'm not one to blowup somebody or even text twice in a row. The text was a simple how you doing, reminder whose texting her, nice to meet you and should meet up/chop it up. Nothing too extreme. If she didn't want to give it she woulda said no like she did when I offered her a drink...

Gotta just take the L my man.

stop using "chop"

 

[champcruthik]

Maliz: The grab may have been playful, but probably overly aggressive. Her girlfriend was likely chirping in her ear days after about the act as a negative move on your part. If that's truly a deal breaker for her, let it go. Not worth stressing over. Too many beautiful women out there.

Or the other option is she's playing coy. I've found girls are starting to believe not responding initially creates more desperation in us (males). After all, humans generally want what they can't have more. It changes the power dynamic because we (males) have to show our interest even more by sending out another text/call after being initially rebuffed, a stab to our pride.

If you really, really like her, it wouldn't hurt to text again in a week or so. Personally, I'd just walk away figuratively, but then again I don't know your feelings or chemistry with the girl.

 

[patentboy23]

thanks for the input. Next time, I can consider asking them if they mind introducing me to their friends, if they are out with them. Couldn't hurt As for this, I wouldn't waste too much time talking them up. If you can, try to execute swiftly so that you can have time to get at other prospects in the building. But, if you def. feeling you can bring her back to the crib then it might be worth chatting it up.

This hasn't happened recently but some of the stories just reinded me of it.

You ever talk to a chick for a good 30-60 minutes, and you're really hitting it off conversing then you ask for the digits and get some response like

i have a boyfriend / fake number / not responding to texts. i never get that. like why waste our time I could've been testing so many other prospects. Now it's 3:00 am and the only chicks by themselves are the last of the draft. big girls finally getting people to ask them to dance and **** like that.

 

[ricky409]

What spot was this?
Every time I step its a dude fest over here in Denton/Lewisville/Addison... but alot of wall hugging, cuffing and simping so competition ain't much. Been going to uptown and Greenville area lately.

Say doe, I learned how to consume a good amount of alcohol and still perform in the clutch. Inhibitions low and everybody say I'm funny but silly when drunk. So I walk up to chicks with no dambs just try not to say something dumb or spit when I talk......just regroup doe and learn from your mistakes next time. Everyone get shook and have a bad night

But a 60% women ratio sound nice....

dat PG rump ...
Must be something in the school cafeteria food over there.

plano area ... shops at willowbend and shops at legacy...

right around apartment town.. (franford and marsh)

i know that's where a gang of the yambs are living too...

i keep trying to tell NTers from dallas to fugg w/ me on a night... cats be thinking i be fall-luhroggin...

 

[dakingii]

Real talk: I never strap up to get dome. I can't even arrive from getting head so wearing a rubber while getting that awesome jawsome is futile.



Realer talk: what are the risks/consequences of this ingenious behavior??

I got head one time with a condom on and immediately took it off after like 5 seconds. For both parties i dont see how it would be enjoyable. As a male you arent feeling anything and for a female all she really is doing is sucking on latex.

 

[Peep Game]

I've noticed this for awhile now, but just sort of set back to really look at it since All Star Weekend brought out more females than usual, but it's both and that a lot of older women are so fine and fit, while some chicks barely in their 20's look worn out and rode hard, like they've been working in a coal mine.

 

[maliz]

Gotta just take the L my man.

Maliz: The grab may have been playful, but probably overly aggressive. Her girlfriend was likely chirping in her ear days after about the act as a negative move on your part. If that's truly a deal breaker for her, let it go. Not worth stressing over. Too many beautiful women out there.

Or the other option is she's playing coy. I've found girls are starting to believe not responding initially creates more desperation in us (males). After all, humans generally want what they can't have more. It changes the power dynamic because we (males) have to show our interest even more by sending out another text/call after being initially rebuffed, a stab to our pride.

If you really, really like her, it wouldn't hurt to text again in a week or so. Personally, I'd just walk away figuratively, but then again I don't know your feelings or chemistry with the girl.

Yea, I've already taken the L.

No feelings cause I don't know chick or have a relationship with her. Honestly just wanted to know if you guys (and Pattie) saw something that might have lead her to not responding. Not texting chick twice or calling, thats thirsty behavior and I'm straight either way.

Appreciate all the feedback.

 

[soleking]

I think i have fallen in love

Spoiler: Warning%3A%20Spoiler!%20oh%20my%20god

so this petite chick from my art class and i have been talking for some time now. I decided to ask her out yesterday to go see a movie with me. During the movie we started kissing up a storm. all of a sudden she says can we get out of here i dont feel like watching a movie anymore.( at this point im mad because well i payed for the tickets.). im like sure..... when we get back on the streets she asked me what time it was. i told her only 4:30ish. she told me good we have 2 hours. im like ehhh what? she then whispers oh so delicately in my ear" its ok you know i want to **** you 2"

. Now im really actually turned the **** on i wanted to bend her over and rail her right there, but i had to play it cool. Hit her with the "oh word?" she goes on to say we better hurry before her mom comes home from work. I wasnt playing now games couldnt even fade waiting for the bus and got a cab. we get to her house and go in her room and i forgot the rubber.( lets be real i wasnt expecting anything on the first date) I tell her the deal and say i aint with that #teamraw ****. she starts giving me the TOP. i didnt capitalize TOP for no reason. it was the TOP of TOP. she was literally sucking the soul out of my body. skill was 100% there im talking it was wet and her grip was firm. the things she was saying made it even better " where do you want to put it" " you like when i kiss it" "put it on my face". a niqqa almost broke into tears

. I told her that i was gunna cum soon. I dont know how she knew the exact second that i was gunna finish but she did. as i got to that last second she gripped my shaft so hard that i didnt cum. she looked me in my eyes and said " NOT YET" then preceded to get on her knees and look me in my eyes and said " now you can cum" after all was said and done she did the darnest thing i have ever experienced in my sexual life in my life.  she took my seed and swallowed it and told me" is there anymore?" PS her eyes are like blue/purple some aurora lights type sht

i think i will wife said girl 

 

[JVII]

Real talk: I never strap up to get dome. I can't even arrive from getting head so wearing a rubber while getting that awesome jawsome is futile.



Realer talk: what are the risks/consequences of this ingenious behavior??

I actually get dome with a rubber on somewhat frequently.

Why? Because a few years back a chick gave me the clam by topping me off.

I was pissed. I mean, what are the freaking odds?

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

I actually get dome with a rubber on somewhat frequently.

Why? Because a few years back a chick gave me the clam by topping me off.

I was pissed. I mean, what are the freaking odds?

That sucks.

Got the top with a rubber on a few times, zero chance at finishing whatsoever. I could see her head moving, but I swear if I looked up I'd have no clue I was receiving top.

 

[raphaeldelaghet]

I think i have fallen in love

Spoiler: Warning%3A%20Spoiler!%20oh%20my%20god

so this petite chick from my art class and i have been talking for some time now. I decided to ask her out yesterday to go see a movie with me. During the movie we started kissing up a storm. all of a sudden she says can we get out of here i dont feel like watching a movie anymore.( at this point im mad because well i payed for the tickets.). im like sure..... when we get back on the streets she asked me what time it was. i told her only 4:30ish. she told me good we have 2 hours. im like ehhh what? she then whispers oh so delicately in my ear" its ok you know i want to **** you 2"

. Now im really actually turned the **** on i wanted to bend her over and rail her right there, but i had to play it cool. Hit her with the "oh word?" she goes on to say we better hurry before her mom comes home from work. I wasnt playing now games couldnt even fade waiting for the bus and got a cab. we get to her house and go in her room and i forgot the rubber.( lets be real i wasnt expecting anything on the first date) I tell her the deal and say i aint with that #teamraw ****. she starts giving me the TOP. i didnt capitalize TOP for no reason. it was the TOP of TOP. she was literally sucking the soul out of my body. skill was 100% there im talking it was wet and her grip was firm. the things she was saying made it even better " where do you want to put it" " you like when i kiss it" "put it on my face". a niqqa almost broke into tears

. I told her that i was gunna cum soon. I dont know how she knew the exact second that i was gunna finish but she did. as i got to that last second she gripped my shaft so hard that i didnt cum. she looked me in my eyes and said " NOT YET" then preceded to get on her knees and look me in my eyes and said " now you can cum" after all was said and done she did the darnest thing i have ever experienced in my sexual life in my life.  she took my seed and swallowed it and told me" is there anymore?" PS her eyes are like blue/purple some aurora lights type sht

i think i will wife said girl 

 

[ricky409]

Caught a semi boner reading that.

Thanks

 

[ricky409]

Caught a semi boner reading that.

Thanks

 

[Peep Game]

I think i have fallen in love

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler! oh my god

so this petite chick from my art class and i have been talking for some time now. I decided to ask her out yesterday to go see a movie with me. During the movie we started kissing up a storm. all of a sudden she says can we get out of here i dont feel like watching a movie anymore.( at this point im mad because well i payed for the tickets.). im like sure..... when we get back on the streets she asked me what time it was. i told her only 4:30ish. she told me good we have 2 hours. im like ehhh what? she then whispers oh so delicately in my ear" its ok you know i want to **** you 2"

. Now im really actually turned the **** on i wanted to bend her over and rail her right there, but i had to play it cool. Hit her with the "oh word?" she goes on to say we better hurry before her mom comes home from work. I wasnt playing now games couldnt even fade waiting for the bus and got a cab. we get to her house and go in her room and i forgot the rubber.( lets be real i wasnt expecting anything on the first date) I tell her the deal and say i aint with that #teamraw ****. she starts giving me the TOP. i didnt capitalize TOP for no reason. it was the TOP of TOP. she was literally sucking the soul out of my body. skill was 100% there im talking it was wet and her grip was firm. the things she was saying made it even better " where do you want to put it" " you like when i kiss it" "put it on my face". a niqqa almost broke into tears

. I told her that i was gunna cum soon. I dont know how she knew the exact second that i was gunna finish but she did. as i got to that last second she gripped my shaft so hard that i didnt cum. she looked me in my eyes and said " NOT YET" then preceded to get on her knees and look me in my eyes and said " now you can cum" after all was said and done she did the darnest thing i have ever experienced in my sexual life in my life.  she took my seed and swallowed it and told me" is there anymore?" PS her eyes are like blue/purple some aurora lights type sht

i think i will wife said girl 

 

[championboyz7]

Caught a semi boner reading that.

Thanks

Me too ngl

 

[checks mcgee]

I think i have fallen in love

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler! oh my god

so this petite chick from my art class and i have been talking for some time now. I decided to ask her out yesterday to go see a movie with me. During the movie we started kissing up a storm. all of a sudden she says can we get out of here i dont feel like watching a movie anymore.( at this point im mad because well i payed for the tickets.). im like sure..... when we get back on the streets she asked me what time it was. i told her only 4:30ish. she told me good we have 2 hours. im like ehhh what? she then whispers oh so delicately in my ear" its ok you know i want to **** you 2"

. Now im really actually turned the **** on i wanted to bend her over and rail her right there, but i had to play it cool. Hit her with the "oh word?" she goes on to say we better hurry before her mom comes home from work. I wasnt playing now games couldnt even fade waiting for the bus and got a cab. we get to her house and go in her room and i forgot the rubber.( lets be real i wasnt expecting anything on the first date) I tell her the deal and say i aint with that #teamraw ****. she starts giving me the TOP. i didnt capitalize TOP for no reason. it was the TOP of TOP. she was literally sucking the soul out of my body. skill was 100% there im talking it was wet and her grip was firm. the things she was saying made it even better " where do you want to put it" " you like when i kiss it" "put it on my face". a niqqa almost broke into tears

. I told her that i was gunna cum soon. I dont know how she knew the exact second that i was gunna finish but she did. as i got to that last second she gripped my shaft so hard that i didnt cum. she looked me in my eyes and said " NOT YET" then preceded to get on her knees and look me in my eyes and said " now you can cum" after all was said and done she did the darnest thing i have ever experienced in my sexual life in my life.  she took my seed and swallowed it and told me" is there anymore?" PS her eyes are like blue/purple some aurora lights type sht

i think i will wife said girl

 

[guttagetsbusy]

I think i have fallen in love

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler! oh my god

so this petite chick from my art class and i have been talking for some time now. I decided to ask her out yesterday to go see a movie with me. During the movie we started kissing up a storm. all of a sudden she says can we get out of here i dont feel like watching a movie anymore.( at this point im mad because well i payed for the tickets.). im like sure..... when we get back on the streets she asked me what time it was. i told her only 4:30ish. she told me good we have 2 hours. im like ehhh what? she then whispers oh so delicately in my ear" its ok you know i want to **** you 2"

. Now im really actually turned the **** on i wanted to bend her over and rail her right there, but i had to play it cool. Hit her with the "oh word?" she goes on to say we better hurry before her mom comes home from work. I wasnt playing now games couldnt even fade waiting for the bus and got a cab. we get to her house and go in her room and i forgot the rubber.( lets be real i wasnt expecting anything on the first date) I tell her the deal and say i aint with that #teamraw ****. she starts giving me the TOP. i didnt capitalize TOP for no reason. it was the TOP of TOP. she was literally sucking the soul out of my body. skill was 100% there im talking it was wet and her grip was firm. the things she was saying made it even better " where do you want to put it" " you like when i kiss it" "put it on my face". a niqqa almost broke into tears

. I told her that i was gunna cum soon. I dont know how she knew the exact second that i was gunna finish but she did. as i got to that last second she gripped my shaft so hard that i didnt cum. she looked me in my eyes and said " NOT YET" then preceded to get on her knees and look me in my eyes and said " now you can cum" after all was said and done she did the darnest thing i have ever experienced in my sexual life in my life.  she took my seed and swallowed it and told me" is there anymore?" PS her eyes are like blue/purple some aurora lights type sht

i think i will wife said girl 

Turn Up cuh!

 

[Velle47]

Came to share this with my NT famb who are nervous around the YAMBS. Being nervous around the YAMBS is a common problem but it doesn't have to be. Ask yourself this one question who's this broad and why should I be afraid of her. Women are just like men except they got YAMBS and breast. That's pretty much it so why should you be nervous around her? You're a man as well so that makes you better than her from the jump. You don't have periods and you do the penetration which means she's at your mercy when you get the YAMBS. I am not humble bragging  with this post. I am not smashing everything that walks by cause I'm in a committed relationship. I'm simply saying as a man you should think you're better than who ever you're going against whether it be female or male you're the best at whatever you do. Don't let anybody ruin your confidence man go out and live life cause you only get one shot at this.

 

[ballinsam23]

Caught a semi boner reading that.

Thanks

x2

 

[Velle47]

I think i have fallen in love

Spoiler: Warning%3A%20Spoiler!%20oh%20my%20god

so this petite chick from my art class and i have been talking for some time now. I decided to ask her out yesterday to go see a movie with me. During the movie we started kissing up a storm. all of a sudden she says can we get out of here i dont feel like watching a movie anymore.( at this point im mad because well i payed for the tickets.). im like sure..... when we get back on the streets she asked me what time it was. i told her only 4:30ish. she told me good we have 2 hours. im like ehhh what? she then whispers oh so delicately in my ear" its ok you know i want to **** you 2"

. Now im really actually turned the **** on i wanted to bend her over and rail her right there, but i had to play it cool. Hit her with the "oh word?" she goes on to say we better hurry before her mom comes home from work. I wasnt playing now games couldnt even fade waiting for the bus and got a cab. we get to her house and go in her room and i forgot the rubber.( lets be real i wasnt expecting anything on the first date) I tell her the deal and say i aint with that #teamraw ****. she starts giving me the TOP. i didnt capitalize TOP for no reason. it was the TOP of TOP. she was literally sucking the soul out of my body. skill was 100% there im talking it was wet and her grip was firm. the things she was saying made it even better " where do you want to put it" " you like when i kiss it" "put it on my face". a niqqa almost broke into tears

. I told her that i was gunna cum soon. I dont know how she knew the exact second that i was gunna finish but she did. as i got to that last second she gripped my shaft so hard that i didnt cum. she looked me in my eyes and said " NOT YET" then preceded to get on her knees and look me in my eyes and said " now you can cum" after all was said and done she did the darnest thing i have ever experienced in my sexual life in my life.  she took my seed and swallowed it and told me" is there anymore?" PS her eyes are like blue/purple some aurora lights type sht

i think i will wife said girl 

waits for somebody to say this is the reason they are out of no fap Feb...

 

[hypebeast5]

Caught a semi boner reading that.

Thanks

Seriously

I think i have fallen in love

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler! oh my god

so this petite chick from my art class and i have been talking for some time now. I decided to ask her out yesterday to go see a movie with me. During the movie we started kissing up a storm. all of a sudden she says can we get out of here i dont feel like watching a movie anymore.( at this point im mad because well i payed for the tickets.). im like sure..... when we get back on the streets she asked me what time it was. i told her only 4:30ish. she told me good we have 2 hours. im like ehhh what? she then whispers oh so delicately in my ear" its ok you know i want to **** you 2"

. Now im really actually turned the **** on i wanted to bend her over and rail her right there, but i had to play it cool. Hit her with the "oh word?" she goes on to say we better hurry before her mom comes home from work. I wasnt playing now games couldnt even fade waiting for the bus and got a cab. we get to her house and go in her room and i forgot the rubber.( lets be real i wasnt expecting anything on the first date) I tell her the deal and say i aint with that #teamraw ****. she starts giving me the TOP. i didnt capitalize TOP for no reason. it was the TOP of TOP. she was literally sucking the soul out of my body. skill was 100% there im talking it was wet and her grip was firm. the things she was saying made it even better " where do you want to put it" " you like when i kiss it" "put it on my face". a niqqa almost broke into tears

. I told her that i was gunna cum soon. I dont know how she knew the exact second that i was gunna finish but she did. as i got to that last second she gripped my shaft so hard that i didnt cum. she looked me in my eyes and said " NOT YET" then preceded to get on her knees and look me in my eyes and said " now you can cum" after all was said and done she did the darnest thing i have ever experienced in my sexual life in my life.  she took my seed and swallowed it and told me" is there anymore?" PS her eyes are like blue/purple some aurora lights type sht

i think i will wife said girl 

Damn she must of had mad practice bro to get that good

I'm jealous bro, she give TOP that good

 

[moe szyslak]

Came to share this with my NT famb who are nervous around the YAMBS. Being nervous around the YAMBS is a common problem but it doesn't have to be. Ask yourself this one question who's this broad and why should I be afraid of her. Women are just like men except they got YAMBS and breast. 

So what you're saying is that I should imagine they have balls and penis?

 

[Velle47]

So what you're saying is that I should imagine they have balls and penis?

nope im saying as a man you should feel as if nobody is better than you

 

[moe szyslak]

So what you're saying is that I should imagine they have balls and penis?

nope im saying as a man you should feel as if nobody is better than you

So what you're saying is that I should imagine they have no balls/penis and are thereby inferior creatures?