TAY: thread about yambs...

[ricky409]

bruh...the fact that you were there in the building shows effort and confidence.

however "wall hugging"..."lack of swag"

time to take a week or two off, just reset, and refocus

smh @ myself brah...

i'll give a quick story of the night....

Spoiler

it was pretty nice considering all star game in houston. there was an obscene amount of biddies in there. i was surprised b/c this club is literally 5 mins away from me and i've been here for 6 months and never heard of it.

$20 to get in... i like to think i was fresh as a muh fugga... but that doesnt count TOO much when your out. i switched it up, threw on a polo sweater over the shirt and tie, some cordiroys fitted pants and dress shoes.

ksteezy woulda been proud.

so i'm in there, noticing that it was a lot of women in there... and not a lot of dudes... like... a LOT of women.. they were straight up packed out... it seemed like it was 40% dudes in there, which is a low number in my eyes.

i seen some of dallas' top notch lookin, black women aged 26-35 in there... it was pretty dope...

seen an old head snatch up a chick next to me... he was like "that's a corporate women right there"... the mass told otherwise...

she looked like she was straight outta pleasant grove w/ all that rump... but she couldnt help it. she tried to hide it w/ a knee length skirt...

seen another dark slim chick w/ dat bubble ... standing right in front of me... she kept looking back and looking past me... not sure if she was really looking for someone or just wanting me to step up... either way, i shoulda spoke up... first mistake.

had a 30 y/o yamb to my right, and a older drunk guy to her right. he KEPT trying to talk to her, and when i looked her, she's just constantly telling him no, scooting closer to me and laughing. she keeps looking at me, trying to make eye contact and say "get this ***** off me please"... but i didnt... smh..

so finally, he quits, and she says "i dont know why he didnt believe me when i said no'...

me: atleast he's consistent
her: no... he's drunk. slurring his words.
me: what did he do wrong?
her; did you see him? i'm dont have time for that... he wanted to dance

i laughed and introduced myself... then we stop talking... dude turns his back and she starts dancing... mind you, she was already close by... she moves into my line of vision and kept dancing...

she stood there for a good 10 min after she finished dancing... then left...

fail of all fails.. she seem like she was that age that dambs were absent, and yambs were wanting to be delivered... i just didnt receive the package...

i felt comfortable in my own skin... i just didnt step up and approach brahs... i was really analyzing the scene... cats just standing there trying to look as uninterested as possible so the yambs would think they had swag.. ..

one chick i seen... stood in the same spot for damb near an hour... and nobody went up to her... but the passer by birds... cats would grab their arm as they walked away.

i guess men try to separate themselves from rejection as much as possible... that's why its so much easier to grab a bird that's passing by b/c we can rationalize the rejection as just her not wanting to stop b/c she's going somewhere and not b/c she's uninterested.

i used to maneuver around the club approaching yambs. i've always thought that it garners a little more respect where you walk up to them, they see you face to face, and you talk to them.... but i felt like a straight up chump standing there...

swag is all the way outta wack right now... i hadnt been to the club in a few months.. gotta get back in the flow fambs...


i'm wanting to start up a challenge, too... b/c on the real, i take challenges serious, and the fact that others participating in it is encouragement, kinda like lifting weights... i think a TAY challenge is in order b/c i know i'm not the only one trying to sure up the roster and in need of a good game upgrade/revamp/refresh...

 

[mahnametahrone]

I'm up for the challenge

 

[youngdoc]

You suffered from paralysis by analysis bro. My most common method of failure (when sober)

 

[mr marcus]

Ever get some good yambs and you be dreaming about the next time you get in em

Hell yeah when they be moist and tight and oh damn smell like lavender dove body wash.....oh yes sir I'm thinking bout them yambs right now. Didn't even wash my face this morning so that the smell been in my mustache all day. Just been walking around sniffing and smiling to myself

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

Coffee date went quite well, passed about 3 hours.. Talked about a gang of shh, including ex's..

I usually don't talk about past relationships on dates and such, because that can quickly get you friendzoned, or turn things bitter.. But damn, chick has really had some back luck with dudes..

 Even more reason to show her what's good..

No more coffee dates tho, either dinner or drinks from here on out.

 

[maliz]

What spot was this?
Every time I step its a dude fest over here in Denton/Lewisville/Addison... but alot of wall hugging, cuffing and simping so competition ain't much. Been going to uptown and Greenville area lately.

Say doe, I learned how to consume a good amount of alcohol and still perform in the clutch. Inhibitions low and everybody say I'm funny but silly when drunk. So I walk up to chicks with no dambs just try not to say something dumb or spit when I talk......just regroup doe and learn from your mistakes next time. Everyone get shook and have a bad night

But a 60% women ratio sound nice....

dat PG rump ...
Must be something in the school cafeteria food over there.

 

[maliz]

Got a story from last weekend,

Me and my homie went out with a group. 6 in all, 2 girls, 2 couple, and me and my homie solo.

Okay so we out there, I usually try to wing man for him since he moved in town from outta state and has bad luck with chicks. I try to take the Ls for him cause I got a team. So after a wild night and such we retire at this one chill bar and when I walked in I spotted this chick and her friend and she spot me out too. So I'm surveying the area, me and my homie finally walk up to the chick and her homegirl. Mind you, the chick I was talking to was a 8 and her homegirl a 5 (bad wingman? I know! ) soooo we chopping it up, her homegirl wasnt interested in my boy but me and ole girl hitting it off (same school, same age and live relatively close to one another). I asked if she wanted a drink and she said no she's good and she is the DD. I'm like fine, so we chop it up more and the bar begins last call. Close our tabs and I ask for math. She say yes but doesnt know her number. get me to dial my number and call my phone from hers. Weird but okay.....so she say call me and I'm like okay. Got the math, mission successful!

This is where ish changed.....IDK y but when we were leaving I walk one way and she walked another and I somewhat grab her. Not violate but a slight pull. She wasnt freaked (actually smiled and joked about it) but her homegirl made this scene. So we leave and part ways.....

Fast forward to Mon/Tues, I text her and no response to this day. She was cool people,yellow with fickle (been wanting one of those on my team), braces tho but tongue ring if I remember correctly, good *** to waist ratio, thick in the hips down and was wearing his leather tights so that mass was looking soo right.

Problem is IDK if the grab ruined it or what. I'm not one to blowup somebody or even text twice in a row. The text was a simple how you doing, reminder whose texting her, nice to meet you and should meet up/chop it up. Nothing too extreme. If she didn't want to give it she woulda said no like she did when I offered her a drink...

 

[furiousstylez23]

Got a story from last weekend,

Me and my homie went out with a group. 6 in all, 2 girls, 2 couple, and me and my homie solo.

Okay so we out there, I usually try to wing man for him since he moved in town from outta state and has bad luck with chicks. I try to take the Ls for him cause I got a team. So after a wild night and such we retire at this one chill bar and when I walked in I spotted this chick and her friend and she spot me out too. So I'm surveying the area, me and my homie finally walk up to the chick and her homegirl. Mind you, the chick I was talking to was a 8 and her homegirl a 5 (bad wingman? I know! ) soooo we chopping it up, her homegirl wasnt interested in my boy but me and ole girl hitting it off (same school, same age and live relatively close to one another). I asked if she wanted a drink and she said no she's good and she is the DD. I'm like fine, so we chop it up more and the bar begins last call. Close our tabs and I ask for math. She say yes but doesnt know her number. get me to dial my number and call my phone from hers. Weird but okay.....so she say call me and I'm like okay. Got the math, mission successful!

This is where ish changed.....IDK y but when we were leaving I walk one way and she walked another and I somewhat grab her. Not violate but a slight pull. She wasnt freaked (actually smiled and joked about it) but her homegirl made this scene. So we leave and part ways.....

Fast forward to Mon/Tues, I text her and no response to this day. She was cool people,yellow with fickle (been wanting one of those on my team), braces tho but tongue ring if I remember correctly, good *** to waist ratio, thick in the hips down and was wearing his leather tights so that mass was looking soo right.

Problem is IDK if the grab ruined it or what. I'm not one to blowup somebody or even text twice in a row. The text was a simple how you doing, reminder whose texting her, nice to meet you and should meet up/chop it up. Nothing too extreme. If she didn't want to give it she woulda said no like she did when I offered her a drink...

Did you grab her BOOTY fool?

 

[checks mcgee]

An 8 with braces? Nah homie

 

[rell]

smh @ myself brah...

i'll give a quick story of the night....

Spoiler

it was pretty nice considering all star game in houston. there was an obscene amount of biddies in there. i was surprised b/c this club is literally 5 mins away from me and i've been here for 6 months and never heard of it.

$20 to get in... i like to think i was fresh as a muh fugga... but that doesnt count TOO much when your out. i switched it up, threw on a polo sweater over the shirt and tie, some cordiroys fitted pants and dress shoes.

ksteezy woulda been proud.

so i'm in there, noticing that it was a lot of women in there... and not a lot of dudes... like... a LOT of women.. they were straight up packed out... it seemed like it was 40% dudes in there, which is a low number in my eyes.

i seen some of dallas' top notch lookin, black women aged 26-35 in there... it was pretty dope...

seen an old head snatch up a chick next to me... he was like "that's a corporate women right there"... the mass told otherwise...

she looked like she was straight outta pleasant grove w/ all that rump... but she couldnt help it. she tried to hide it w/ a knee length skirt...

seen another dark slim chick w/ dat bubble ... standing right in front of me... she kept looking back and looking past me... not sure if she was really looking for someone or just wanting me to step up... either way, i shoulda spoke up... first mistake.

had a 30 y/o yamb to my right, and a older drunk guy to her right. he KEPT trying to talk to her, and when i looked her, she's just constantly telling him no, scooting closer to me and laughing. she keeps looking at me, trying to make eye contact and say "get this ***** off me please"... but i didnt... smh..

so finally, he quits, and she says "i dont know why he didnt believe me when i said no'...

me: atleast he's consistent
her: no... he's drunk. slurring his words.
me: what did he do wrong?
her; did you see him? i'm dont have time for that... he wanted to dance

i laughed and introduced myself... then we stop talking... dude turns his back and she starts dancing... mind you, she was already close by... she moves into my line of vision and kept dancing...

she stood there for a good 10 min after she finished dancing... then left...

fail of all fails.. she seem like she was that age that dambs were absent, and yambs were wanting to be delivered... i just didnt receive the package...

i felt comfortable in my own skin... i just didnt step up and approach brahs... i was really analyzing the scene... cats just standing there trying to look as uninterested as possible so the yambs would think they had swag.. ..

one chick i seen... stood in the same spot for damb near an hour... and nobody went up to her... but the passer by birds... cats would grab their arm as they walked away.

i guess men try to separate themselves from rejection as much as possible... that's why its so much easier to grab a bird that's passing by b/c we can rationalize the rejection as just her not wanting to stop b/c she's going somewhere and not b/c she's uninterested.

i used to maneuver around the club approaching yambs. i've always thought that it garners a little more respect where you walk up to them, they see you face to face, and you talk to them.... but i felt like a straight up chump standing there...

swag is all the way outta wack right now... i hadnt been to the club in a few months.. gotta get back in the flow fambs...


i'm wanting to start up a challenge, too... b/c on the real, i take challenges serious, and the fact that others participating in it is encouragement, kinda like lifting weights... i think a TAY challenge is in order b/c i know i'm not the only one trying to sure up the roster and in need of a good game upgrade/revamp/refresh...

Maaaan you sound like me lately! I was in the club a couple weeks ago and my flow was just mad off balance...couldnt bring myself to jump at any of the yambs that were jocking.

I was suffering from TuCool Syndrome. I was sitting at the bar scoping the scene, major eye contact from all directions...but thats all I was doing... too cool to go rap with any yambs. It was one point when I first got in there where a lil THICK breezy left her friends and came and stood directly in front of me, taking glances back at me the whole time.... She stood there a good 10 minutes... but I was in this weird "nah I just got here so imma chill" mood...
Never had that problem before.

Also these POF/OKC yambs are like using a dam cheatcode. Think im gonna chill on that and focus on face-to-face fishing.


Whats up with this challenge? I think that's 100% what I need right now...

 

[maliz]

Did you grab her BOOTY fool?

And nah but should have. Like a slight tug to her blazer. She joked about it and shrugged it off but I think her homegirl was being salty.

When we was talking, we where sit next one another and had my arm around her and was really closed. She was leaned back towards me. Other hand was roaming a bit but nothing aggressive. Im confused cause if she wasn't interested she would have deaded body contact, conversation and giving her #.

An 8 with braces? Nah homie

9 without, 8 with.

 

[spizike231]

Girl treated me swell on yambentines day.

She got everything organized while I was at work that day.

She got a hotel room, drew on all the mirrors in it, got me some candy, bought some lingerie, some whipped cream , chill night w/ no worries.

Hit the box upwards of 4 times through the night.

A great repayment for me treating her to a great yambentines day the day before. (Surprised her at the house with all the essentials)

 

[patentboy23]

How do you deal with chicks you meet at the club/bar and they hit you with the "I have a BF"? Do you keep going at them or just play the numbers game and go after the rest of the females you want? Met a couple of bad females in the club last night and they all had BFs or guys were on them already

 

[rell]

How do you deal with chicks you meet at the club/bar and they hit you with the "I have a BF"? Do you keep going at them or just play the numbers game and go after the rest of the females you want? Met a couple of bad females in the club last night and they all had BFs or guys were on them already

 

[ricky409]

Tucool mode... new term.. I like...

But I'm thinking of a month long challenge... 4 weekends in a row... and you have to build on each weekend...

Approach at least 2 the first weekend... 4 the next... 6... then close with 8...

That's 18 biddies in one month. Batting 10% and you got two new yambs on the team...

 

[luong1209]

How do you deal with chicks you meet at the club/bar and they hit you with the "I have a BF"? Do you keep going at them or just play the numbers game and go after the rest of the females you want? Met a couple of bad females in the club last night and they all had BFs or guys were on them already

I keep it moving, especially if they don't show interest. I'm sure there's absolutely nothing worse than an annoying guy who seems like a creeper.

I just hit em with the, "Alright, enjoy the rest of your night" , beta or not, whatever.

 

[champcruthik]

Nothing like a Friday or Saturday night in Hoboken. Almost too many opportunities for yambs.

 

[champcruthik]

How do you deal with chicks you meet at the club/bar and they hit you with the "I have a BF"? Do you keep going at them or just play the numbers game and go after the rest of the females you want? Met a couple of bad females in the club last night and they all had BFs or guys were on them already

Keep it moving. To put it bluntly, either they are utilizing that as an excuse because of disinterest or they truly are committed to their man. Either way, there's too many female options at bars and clubs to dwell on one or two girls that you may have been initially attracted to.

Ricky: I know you'll bounce back in the yambs department. All alphas do.

 

[moe szyslak]

Real talk: I never strap up to get dome. I can't even arrive  from getting head so wearing a rubber while getting that awesome jawsome is futile.

Realer talk: what are the risks/consequences of this ingenious behavior??

 

[Peep Game]

Strapping up to get dome is something very new to me. Guess I've never kicked it with a chick I felt had a mouth to where I needed one.

 

[illmatiic]

Real talk: I never strap up to get dome. I can't even arrive from getting head so wearing a rubber while getting that awesome jawsome is futile.



Realer talk: what are the risks/consequences of this ingenious behavior??

Using a rubber during sex is lame enough, but to also strap one on for some head? Would you even feel anything?

 

[216301baller]

I'm down for this challenge especially since I'm in a new city..@illmatic I get head with a rubber on at times..mainly if I keep a steady one while smashing...its not to bad...girls hate it though lol

Pof gon get me in troubleeee...I need to lay low I get on this site and start actin a fool

 

[216301baller]

I'm down for this challenge especially since I'm in a new city..@illmatic I get head with a rubber on at times..mainly if I keep a steady one while smashing...its not to bad...girls hate it though lol

Pof gon get me in troubleeee...I need to lay low I get on this site and start actin a fool

 

[frostythepoptart]

This hasn't happened recently but some of the stories just reinded me of it.

You ever talk to a chick for a good 30-60 minutes, and you're really hitting it off conversing then you ask for the digits and get some response like

i have a boyfriend / fake number / not responding to texts. i never get that. like why waste our time I could've been testing so many other prospects. Now it's 3:00 am and the only chicks by themselves are the last of the draft. big girls finally getting people to ask them to dance and **** like that.

 

[champcruthik]

^ I like to float at bars/clubs regardless of any connection I develop with any female I initially meet. I believe in the adage to not put all your eggs in one basket. My preference is to view the entire menu before settling for one singular choice.

The advantage is two-fold: One, you meet a girl you like even better than the first. Two, it usually only helps for a woman to see you flirting with another woman. Humans are naturally jealous creatures and women want a man that's wanted by other women.