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I know alotta chicks will get bored with dudes when they text/talk to them all the time (especially if y'all haven't clapped yet)
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I know alotta chicks will get bored with dudes when they text/talk to them all the time (especially if y'all haven't clapped yet)
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This happened to me on Saturday to except she came literally at the wrong time when I was with the homies. Smh, I may have saved it a bit towards the end but then realized I picked the worse place for a date the movies lol.
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Lol dang son. I was just gonna take her to a little restaraunt and see if she was down to play some ball after haha
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I would find some specialty Brazil food spot around town or drinks but that's just me. Whatever will help you get closer to the yambs I am for.
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Didn't even think of the Brazil food spot. That may be a good idea, as long as I can find one that serves GOOD food. Something that won't disappoint
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I believe you will find one. Me and Euro chick chilled this past weekend where she brought up how she love coffee(this is not the first time) and how back home she would fix a cup every morning when see hops out the bed. I will probably look for some nice coffee spot she never heard of and take her to next time we chill. Got to look for those signals that are presented in front of you.
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is Brazilian food spicy? I refuse to eat spicy food on a date. my stomach gets all bubbly its not a good site. lol
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Lol I remember this one chick who really wanted to go out on a date with me but I would always cancel on her. So one day I accepted for us to go out on a date to a bar to catch up on things. Bad move on my part since I just started to take this protein shake for the first time and it did not agree with my stomach. In that time span I was going back and forward to the restroom and only had one beer. She asked me why I was going to the restroom so much during the date, thinking quick I told her that I drink a lot of water because I workout.
yeezusdisciple
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Yeah i think this maybe happened. She texted me in da morning. Ill text her tonight nd see how itgoes.
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Hit her with this...
"Hey! Crazy, hectic day today... When can I borrow you for drinks this week
?"
yeezusdisciple
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Shes 18 brahhhhh
Hit her with this...
"Hey! Crazy, hectic day today... When can I borrow you for drinks this week
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18 year olds get hammered brah.
That's almost better. Cheaper booze and more privacy. House Parties.
That's almost better. Cheaper booze and more privacy. House Parties.
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EWD GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!whooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwMeet up with ole girl in her town, I was a few mins late which i feel only built up anticipation. we link up, I say im hungry and would like a beer, so we're walking around chatting up. great conversationalist and just an all around cool chick.
so we find a spot, have a beer while we're talking we're getting a bit flirty. a lot of "That's what she said" jokes, and when you can make those type of jokes then the cool is usually pretty damn cool.
so we decide we need to get closer to ehr place since everything is going well. We take a taxi to her spot and go to a local bar. Knock back a few brewskis and get in to a bit deeper talk. Damn this girl is wowing me.
we leave and walk to her spot, she walking kind of hanging on to me. we're laughing and joking. I tell her " don't try to take advantage of me on this dark *** street" , shes like no need my place is right there. "
we get inside, pour 2 cups of wine and go in the room......she inches closer and closer. We were suppose to watch the walking dead but she said he we can watch that or we can (she winks) .. So I say to hell with Walking dead.
Lights go off and it's go time. no games are being played. I lay down and she crawls on top of me and having an intense make out session. It's intense and starting to get rough. she grabs the back of my neck and digs in while kissing, so I grab the bun her hair was in pull it back, she's panting, then I bring her back in while clutching that hair as hard as I can. The moans coming from her while im kissing her sounds like I already got the stick inside. she's dry humping the stick while while im deep kising her so i grab her by the arms pull her away from me and flip her over on to her back, and start suckling on that neck like i was trying to pull honey out that thing. giving her light nibbles all over her neck. she says "You know i have to teach tomorrow" I said, "then stop me", She didn't...so then i momved it on down to her chest. lightly licking around the nipples like it was a frozen strawberry stuck in the middle of an ice cone. I have one hand pinning her 2behind her back, the other hand massaging that pearl ever so lightly and my face buried in the chest. She's going wild you would have thought I had her tied up the way she was trying to break free from my one arm holding hers back.. She breaks free from my hand holding hers above her head grabs my ears and pulls me up to kiss her i quickly put my finger on her lips and say "not yet, let take care of you first" . The look on her face was pure pleasure and disappointment, but she knew what was coming, I give her a kiss on the cheak. she raises up thinking ima kiss the lips but i quickly move to her nick, give a small nibble. and start moving down slowly.,
I come back to those ivory peaks give them a bit of attention then move down and kiss the pearl (she jumps as if she is startled) but then i move up her thigh with light kisses all the way to her ankle. I have both her lgs in the up position so I move back down the right leg.from ankle to inner thigh, kiss the pearl again but this time with a bit of tongue. i hear a deep grown.so i move to the left leg and go all the way up and back down again.
I put my finger in to test the waters and it comes back out as if i put hand sanitize r on my finger. Juice was moving around like flubber (old school movie).
so I go down and start eating that thing like Goku at a buffet.
one hand on her right breast squeezing hard. the other in the whole telin that thing to come here.
The moans and growns had me at full staff. but I didn't give up til I heard those magic words....
She took awhile to say it. but i wasn't done slopping down on that thing and wasn't going to be til she said. then after about 3 solid mins, I felt that left leg start quaking. she was biting her lips. and all i hear is UGHHHHHH IM COMING!!!!!. I go from one finger to 2. and start spelling the alphabet with the tongue.
I thought we was in cali the way she was shaking.
about 3 seconds later, she lets out a breath as if her soul just escaped her body. (that sound is the greatest in the world to me right now)
she grabs my head pulls me up and practically licks all the juices she had off me.
she ask me am I ready and have a condom. I said of course. so as I'm getting the condom
I tell her, hey i'm still not done, I push her back down and give her a few more licks. the second Orgasm she had was much quicker. and she was finally ready for the baseball bat.
Your boy was on full attention all the blood and beefiness in the stick had me feeling like Mr. Marcus.
"I just want to take it nice and slowwwww" -usher"
long slow and hard pumps. she is in pure ecstacy. i keep going and her moans are making me weak,(such a turn on) so I take out the stick. turn her to the side where i can hold her mouth and put my finger in her mouth and start stroking that thing from the side.
now she's getting frisky. and pulls a brothers hip in harder.
Beast mode [on] off
I flip her leg back around. put her legs around my neck and hit that thing like e hondas hundred hand slap.
she has a sweet voice, but this was making the demon come out of her. I damn near though she was having an exorcism.
Your boy is getting weak again and im about to pop.
i stop pounding hard and fast. sit her up let her ride me into the sun set. but she still going wild on a brotha. so I only lasted about another 2 mins before i pop.
as Richard Pryor said, "lawd let me stay heavy if not hard" and I sure was she rode me til i got hard again..
I told her let me change condoms. she took off the one i had with her mouth. (first time for that) . puts on the other one. and we ride it out the rest of the time. ..
she gets off. and is kissin on a brotha like a new puppy happy to see her owner.
F'in like caveman/woman.
thats the style I like.
That fellas was my night. followed by some morning wood sex. (not as exciting though) lol and it was day time and she was like trying to look me in the eyes it was funny.
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Spending spring break at my ex crib... Day two of her putting her mass on the whole right side of my body but I ain't eem tryna clap 
See how long this last b4 she gets mad
... We grabbed a bite to eat yesterday and this cute thick jawn that's a AKA at NSU spotted me, hugged me, and hit me with that "Good seeing u again" ... My ex was pissed-ni-yi lmao
See how long this last b4 she gets mad
... We grabbed a bite to eat yesterday and this cute thick jawn that's a AKA at NSU spotted me, hugged me, and hit me with that "Good seeing u again" ... My ex was pissed-ni-yi lmao
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she gon put it on you bra
Retto
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Yea I'd give it another day or so til she cracks lol
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Spending spring break at my ex crib... Day two of her putting her mass on the whole right side of my body but I ain't eem tryna clap
See how long this last b4 she gets mad
Smash bro.
And when you hitting from the back step on her head.
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One of the homies almost got caught up this weekend.
Long story short,
There was a party on campus. Afterwards my boy heads back to his apartment complex. When he opens the elevator, he sees a chick butt *** naked passed out..he picks her up and carries her to his apartment. He lays the broad on his couch and lets her sleep there until the morning. She wakes up the next morning (sober) and my boy explains where he found her and what not..she thanks him over and over again, and eventually my dude ends up bending her over on the couch and smashing..
Fast forward to later that day, this chick goes to the campus police and claims she was raped. The police come talk to him, and basically harass him as if he did something wrong. He tells his side of the story and they end up leaving..not sure what went down after that.
Chick was white, guy was black.
Long story short,
There was a party on campus. Afterwards my boy heads back to his apartment complex. When he opens the elevator, he sees a chick butt *** naked passed out..he picks her up and carries her to his apartment. He lays the broad on his couch and lets her sleep there until the morning. She wakes up the next morning (sober) and my boy explains where he found her and what not..she thanks him over and over again, and eventually my dude ends up bending her over on the couch and smashing..
Fast forward to later that day, this chick goes to the campus police and claims she was raped. The police come talk to him, and basically harass him as if he did something wrong. He tells his side of the story and they end up leaving..not sure what went down after that.
Chick was white, guy was black.
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No way in hell am I taking a random passed out naked chick into my spot.
That's when you call a homegirl if you don't want to get authorities involved
That's when you call a homegirl if you don't want to get authorities involved
- Mar 22, 2003
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Yo ur boy was trying to be a good dude and I applaud him for that... But why would he smash??
I would have called her a taxi or the police for her.
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I woulda never let that girl into my place, this situation was waiting to happen
Guys gotta be smarter
Guys gotta be smarter
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Forgot to mention we all live in the same apartment complex. I stay on the 2nd floor, he's on the 4th. When we split (I take the stairs, he heads to the elevator) he calls me on his way up. My first reaction was to tell him to call a cab for her (this wouldn't have taken long at all since a lot of taxis are constantly extremely close to the area on weekends for reasons like this) or to see if she had a cell phone on her to call a friend, but he left out the details. (That she was naked)
I didn't know the full details of what happened until the next day, after he told me the police came banging on his door.
I didn't know the full details of what happened until the next day, after he told me the police came banging on his door.
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Yeah I was going to say check her phone but it was probably dead at that hour. Why didn't he hit you to help him out?
My boy's frosh roomie almost caught up in a similar situation. Let a girl sleep in his bed, they eventually went at it and the next day the cops showed up. Luckily, my boy slept in the same room and was sober. But they were still threatening expulsion.
My boy's frosh roomie almost caught up in a similar situation. Let a girl sleep in his bed, they eventually went at it and the next day the cops showed up. Luckily, my boy slept in the same room and was sober. But they were still threatening expulsion.
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Yea he was kinda asking for that, although I'm sure the intentions were good. So it hit me, famb, that I'm pretty flawed when it comes to creating/maintaining balance, in terms of showing interest. I feel that, often times, I take too much of a nonchalant attitude towards girls I talk to, && a chick I'm interested in told me as much earlier today. So, before I end up self sabotaging a potential relationship, I want to better understand how some of y'all walk that fine line without veering too much in either direction...
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