Star Wars Universe Thread: May The 4th Be With You

[lamekilla]

C CP1708 you’re leading a very vocal minority in this thread. Most of us think the movie isn’t good and up to the standard it should be. No need to try and accuse posters of following a group as if they can’t think for themselves. Me an Master Zik never agree on anything but we both agree this movie is SERIOUSLY flawed. This was your time to promote the EU and instead you’re trying to defend this trash film. Give the thread a synopsis of Dark Empire instead of trying to convince us our eyes are lying

 

[MajinZuub]

I get it. You wanna be that guy that follows the group, I'm fine with it. It's perfectly within your rights. You at least didn't have a bunch of theories beforehand and switch up like Lame did. You just started switchin up once the arguin started, no biggie. That's also within your rights. You guys can keep complainin and whinin about Rian and his reasoning for things you don't agree with, I did the same with Lucas, at least then I was arguing about a story we all knew, that wasn't realized, these stories aren't known.

What is it with you guys and these dumb labelings of the people that are critical? It's either we don't get it, were trying to "follow the group" or something along those lines.
Does it make you feel better about spending $100 on movie tickets for something a surmountable amount of people think is dumb?

 

[CP1708]

So you're still on some bull ****.

All my criticisms are in bold and with enlarged font from the jump for you to read if you got eyesight problems.

Its okay. You won't but I'll just ignore your insulting and purposely daft replies to me from here on out. Cuz really thats all it is. You got nothing else to add to the discussion.

I ain't lying, I'm not reading anything you're saying really. I know how long you'll drag **** on. I'm just uh huh, uh huh, uh huh'ing everything til you move on. My points for the film haven't changed from reading anything in here.

 

[CP1708]

C CP1708 you’re leading a very vocal minority in this thread. Most of us think the movie isn’t good and up to the standard it should be. No need to try and accuse posters of following a group as if they can’t think for themselves. Me an Master Zik never agree on anything but we both agree this movie is SERIOUSLY flawed. This was your time to promote the EU and instead you’re trying to defend this trash film. Give the thread a synopsis of Dark Empire instead of trying to convince us our eyes are lying

There's like 5 of you against the film. (Heavily)
Plenty have said they liked it, but meh. Perfectly good with me. Perfectly fine if some didn't buy all the way in. I got nothin against them.

But someone like you who switched 1000000% when you didn't get your wish, that's worthless.

Zik who actually liked it, now trying to erase history and go the other way, that's whatever.

And the others are upset about Luke, or Snoke, or for some reason Phasma and blame Rian or Disney for not having a Feige (which is laughable) is people simply all over the place. Rian explained his work, thoroughly, Disney DOES have a group that oversees all storylines and people just want to ignore it. *Shrugs* Thas fine, you guys can do that. But you're not gonna overrun this thread with your nonsense. You people already ruined the DC thread, not gonna happen in here.

 

[bwood056]

Snoke cliffhanger might be the worst of all time.

 

[Master Zik]

I'm not reading anything you're saying really.

Clown **** as expected.

 

[CP1708]

Clown **** as expected.

How else should one deal with you and Lame?

 

[Master Zik]

How else should one deal with you and Lame?

Your entire stance is you liked the movie so why should I pay attention to what you didn't like. If you post more about what you didn't like I'll take it as you switching sides.

Read the **** you're posting aloud man.

Its pathetic.

I didn't think your standards were this low when it comes to actual discussion. Folding up easier than a lawn chair.

But I guess if being a clown spouting clown **** every post is your answer....

 

[lamekilla]

There's like 5 of you against the film. (Heavily)
Plenty have said they liked it, but meh. Perfectly good with me. Perfectly fine if some didn't buy all the way in. I got nothin against them.

But someone like you who switched 1000000% when you didn't get your wish, that's worthless.

Zik who actually liked it, now trying to erase history and go the other way, that's whatever.

And the others are upset about Luke, or Snoke, or for some reason Phasma and blame Rian or Disney for not having a Feige (which is laughable) is people simply all over the place. Rian explained his work, thoroughly, Disney DOES have a group that oversees all storylines and people just want to ignore it. *Shrugs* Thas fine, you guys can do that. But you're not gonna overrun this thread with your nonsense. You people already ruined the DC thread, not gonna happen in here.

None of our opinions are “worthless” especially since we paid money to see this film and are all fans for the most part. I’ve mentioned a million times that if Rey isn’t Luke’s daughter their better be a damn good explanation and story within TLJ. TLJ gives little to no explanations with anything and because of that the story suffers. These are sentiments not only being echoed in this thread but all through out the world.

 

[niketalker23]

I’m easy to shop for lol

 

[stuntman mike]

can’t believe this beef is still going
nobody is changing anyone’s damn mind. i guarantee if i rewatch i’ll still be seeing a great movie with some big flaws that i’m willing to overlook.

as far as the prequels and the fetts, i hated the kid who played young boba fett. he was only slightly better than young anakin. that damn young anakin was a cancer. every time he struggled through a line of dialogue i wanted to peel my face off.
young anakin: are you an angel?
me: arghhh *rips face*

 

[CP1708]

None of our opinions are “worthless” especially since we paid money to see this film and are all fans for the most part. I’ve mentioned a million times that if Rey isn’t Luke’s daughter their better be a damn good explanation and story within TLJ. TLJ gives little to no explanations with anything and because of that the story suffers. These are sentiments not only being echoed in this thread but all through out the world.

Is the story over? Are we SURE her lineage is defined? Or was it just Kylo saying something?

And you're nobody, so you saying "there better be a damn good reason" is in fact, meaningless. Who gives a **** you didn't get your way?
I told you for two years EXACTLY what was gonna happen. No, not with the story, with your setting yourself up for sadness. I told you the same million times, ease off the one, and only one plausible storyline. There were many possibilities. You found out BEFORE you saw the film and already started pouting. That's YOUR fault, not Rian's.

I would love if she was a Solo, but didn't care if she wasn't.
I would love if she was a Skywalker, but didn't care if she wasn't.
Kenobi, slave, junkers, whatever, I wasn't married to any of those plots.

You wanted one, and only one, no matter what, and you've been lashing out ever since you found out the "truth" (that still could change)

That is your fault. And I warned you about it for two damn years. At least now I don't have to worry about you the next two years since you won't be watching episode 9, cuz Disney ruined the franchise, blah blah blah...

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Why did Rose slam at full speed into Finn in an attempt to save his life?

Has anyone in the history of ever determined that the best way to prevent someone from dying in a fatal high speed crash was to engage them in your own fatal high speed crash?

Why does Rose say we shouldn't destroy what we hate, we should save what we love?

Wasn't Finn in his mind about to save what he loved (the Resistance)?

Why didn't Rose realize that her stupid crash into Finn tactic would ensure that the Empire would use their plot device mini laser on all their friends because she prevented Finn from destroying it?

Why don't Finn and Rose immediately become crushed to a pulp in the fatal high speed crash?

Why does Rose confess love for Finn and kiss him? Has she known him for a period longer than 48 hours?

Why did the Empire just let Finn drag Rose across two miles of salt without shooting them?

 

[raider5]

I’m easy to shop for lol

I hear mixed reviews on Battlefront. Mostly negative but I'm still interested

Anyone play it?

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

What is the philosophical basis for Kylo Ren's evil?

Why and how was he be able to be seduced to the darkness by Snoke?

Why did Luke decide to ignite his lightsaber against an angsty teen who had yet to do any wrong?

By the same tolken, why did Luke toss away his lightsaber when faced by genocidal tyrants who had already done plenty of wrong?

How horrible were Han and Leia's parenting that a 20 year old Ben Solo's first reaction to a moment of challenge and adversity the wholesale slaughter of innocent children?

Why did Luke say **** the galaxy?

By the same token, why didn't he say **** the galaxy when the Empire murdered her aunt and uncle by setting them on fire and burning them alive? When he saw their charred skeletons?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when Darth Vader killed his mentor and neighbor?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when all of his fellow pilots got shot down?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when space Hitler told him that he was Luke's father and chopped his arm off?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when Yoda died?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when his father died in his arms?

Why does Rey want to **** Kylo Ren? What has Kylo Ren done beside take his shirt off to make Rey want to **** him?

 

[tay1]

What is the philosophical basis for Kylo Ren's evil?

Why and how was he be able to be seduced to the darkness by Snoke?

Why did Luke decide to ignite his lightsaber against an angsty teen who had yet to do any wrong?

By the same tolken, why did Luke toss away his lightsaber when faced by genocidal tyrants who had already done plenty of wrong?

How horrible were Han and Leia's parenting that a 20 year old Ben Solo's first reaction to a moment of challenge and adversity the wholesale slaughter of innocent children?

Why did Luke say **** the galaxy?

By the same token, why didn't he say **** the galaxy when the Empire murdered her aunt and uncle by setting them on fire and burning them alive? When he saw their charred skeletons?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when Darth Vader killed his mentor and neighbor?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when all of his fellow pilots got shot down?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when space Hitler told him that he was Luke's father and chopped his arm off?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when Yoda died?

Why didn't Luke say **** the galaxy when his father died in his arms?

Why does Rey want to **** Kylo Ren? What has Kylo Ren done beside take his shirt off to make Rey want to **** him?

Why is jadakiss as hard as it gets?

 

[tdogg2k]

Cp it really seems as if you're the one being the contrarion here.
You went in to a whole spill to lame about if you want the Luke Skywalker you're romanticizing then you need to read the EU material, and preceded to say the EU material has nothing to do with this trilogy.
Just to now tell Zik he should read EU material to know who a character and their motivation is.
Your whole backing for this movie is you saying this is not your OT so like it because........
But their are diehards and non die hards both in here saying this movie is more flawed than what you want to admit.
You've said in here, well casuals don't like it because....
And
Diehards are crying because....
Which is it?

Im coming from a casual perspective who loves fantasy story telling. (as majority of us do love fantasy)
And this new story is a mess.
TLJ has ruined it.
No point of me going over who and what I don't like again... This movie is just a gigantic klusterfuk.
Before you go off on your casual fan spill again, just remember you said this movie was for us to bring a new crowd in while throwing in a bit of the OT to keep core fans happy.
As the new crowd tho visually stunning... story was a mess. I shouldn't have to re watch to like it. I shouldn't have to look up amd read something (that I didn't even know existed) to understand a character that did virtually nothing, but I'm suppose to respect) and watch her lose to a lower tier storm trooper in about 3 moves.

 

[Chiron]

I think I'll join in...
Why that pilot Poe always trynna floss?

Why give a trooper shiny armor when they dont fight like a boss?

Why is Leia trained up in the force?

Why Ben Solo always actin like a child of divorce?

Why they always trynna take out the sith?

Doesn't balance mean light is what dark is supposed to go with?

Why ain't anakin show up for his boy?

Kylo coulda had a ghost grandpa instead of them voice changer toys?

Why did Luke have to die in pain?

Don't he got enough teaching to peacefully leave the dimensional plane?

Why?

 

[MajinZuub]

I hear mixed reviews on Battlefront. Mostly negative but I'm still interested

Anyone play it?

Graphically beautiful
If you love Star Wars the setting and feel of the game makes it reasonably more enjoyable
That being said, leveling up classes is a pain in the *** and you will get punished harshly when going up against people that have leveled up on you, also the game can be a total mess at times and super laggy. Honestly, wish I didn't pay 60 for it but it's not the trash can people made it out to be. Campaign makes a turn that makes the story a giant let down but still worth going through.

 

[lamekilla]

CP is having a melt down y’all. Let’s keep picking at him

 

[SC kid]

I think kylo lied and reys parents are somewhat important.

OR she is a clone.
Which could explain that scene in the cave.

 

[lamekilla]

Why didn’t Luke ever go after Snoke?

Why was it that no one cared when the Skywalker lightsaber broke?

How come Leia didnt mourn Han Solo?

Why did Admiral Ackbar get less respect in film than General Holdo

*que Anthony Hamilton hook*

 

[seasoned vet]

I ain't lying, I'm not reading anything you're saying really. I know how long you'll drag **** on. I'm just uh huh, uh huh, uh huh'ing everything til you move on.

color us all surprised.

 

[lamekilla]

I think kylo lied and reys parents are somewhat important.

OR she is a clone.
Which could explain that scene in the cave.

Rey said who her parents were before Kylo even added on to that. Rey can see Kylo’s past so it’s fair to assess that Kylo was telling the truth. Even if they try and salvage the ST and make Rey a lineage character, would it matter? EVERYONE IS DEAD

 

[CP1708]

CP is having a melt down y’all. Let’s keep picking at him

Melt down, mocking you guys?

I'm literally laughing at your complaints, or questions, etc. Most of you contradict your own posts like the guy who said I pointed Zik at the EU, huh? The EU is closed, the Disney canonized stuff is separate. I never pointed Zik to the EU, so what was he talkin about?