Star Wars Universe Thread: May The 4th Be With You

Did you like The Last Jedi?

  • Yes

    Votes: 68 71.6%
  • Yes

    Votes: 27 28.4%

  • Total voters
    95
  • Poll closed .
I don’t know what the fine print is on the contract George Lucas signed with Disney, but I would assume that $4 billion bought the “white slavers” full control of pretty much everything, much to Lucas’s chagrin. They can do whatever they want now, old man! SUCK IT! Watch them slit Jar Jar’s throat in front of your grandchildren just to make them cry! YOU CANNOT STOP IT.

Anyway, Disney could probably remake the prequels if they wanted to, which they SHOULD. I know it’s not a priority right now, because they’re making the new trilogy (plus the spinoff movies and TV shows and webisodes and puppet documentaries), but they’ve already proven they can make a Star Wars movie that looks and feels and sounds like the old classics: weird creatures in homemade costumes, beat-up spaceships, villains with cool voices, dialogue I like reciting to myself while taking a ****, etc. The prequels lacked all of those things, and their continued existence dilutes the LEGACY OF THE SERIES, which is super important to people like me who have ZERO perspective in life. Also, the fact that prequel **** still infects Star Wars merch and books and toys cannot stand. I would like all traces of Naboo obliterated with a literal Starkiller death ray.

So, somewhere down the line, Disney should (if they haven’t already) make a plan to reboot the prequels and erase the old ones from history. What if Anakin Skywalker were actually played by TOM ************* HARDY, and instead of being a whiny dip**** pod-racing bro, he was actually a Jedi Academy bully who sabered little Jedi boys for their power converter money? KABOOM. Another billion dollars. Someone get the Coen brothers to write that ****.

(By the way, there’s a whole lot of people out there *****ing that the new movie is too much like the first Star Wars movie, which is amusing, because the first Star Wars movie itself took its plot from ANOTHER movie. (Hidden Fortress)
Originality is overrated. I’d rather watch a movie that steals from something good than an “original” movie that’s ******* terrible. That’s especially true of Star Wars, where all I really give a **** about is the look and the dialogue and the characters. They nailed ALL of that, and that’s no small feat. So ***** all you want for some magical unicorn movie out there that borrows from nothing at all. It doesn’t exist.)


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As for Luke, the Jedi council was done. There were no more rules. Obi-Wan wasn't considering to have Luke join a Jedi academy. He was training them as the Jedi's last hope. Yoda continued his training cuz again that was all they got. They sensed how strong in the force he was and more importantly that he didn't have as much fear in him as Anakin did. Goes to show the difference in not growing up a slave will do for you.

The Jedi ways will have to change if they are going to not just survive but thrive. Even if you don't want to admit that those were some things that showed from the PT to the OT how Yoda changed over time. He got humbled at the end of ROTS. So he wasn't adhering to old forgotten Jedi rules when Luke showed up.

Yet, Yoda tells Obi Wan that Luke is too old to be trained, same as he said about Anakin, who was a decade younger. :lol

Much anger in him, like his father......

A long time have I watched......

Reckless......

He is too old.....too old.....to begin the training......


:lol ha, I forgot that Obi Wan mentions Yoda training him, and then we get Qwi Gon training him in the prequels. :lol :rollin
 
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i would be so upset if they remade the prequels 
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no need to waste time on a story that doesnt need to be told 
 
That would just cheapen it and i would expect Disney has more class than that.
 
The thing with Yoda training Ben. I used to wonder about that. Yoda had many padawans at times in the pt. Maybe as a young one he trained with him and Luca figured that would be his alibi.
 
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Rey Kenobi

Explains Ewan McGregor voice for "Rey.. These are your first steps." Also explains why the lightsaber calls to Rey - Obi Wan physically had it from Episode 3 all the way to 4. Also symbolizes a Kenobi handing the same saber to Luke twice. Rey and Kylo would still both be grandkids. Ties in the original struggle between Obi Wan and Darth Vader. Explains Rey's quick mastering of the force influencing ones mind (Obi Wan did that a lot).
 
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^^ yoda's voice was in the vision too. Maybe she's yoda's daughter...

Obi-Wan was well and dead when Vader and Luke had their battle on bespin. Why is Rey seeing that hallway if she is a "kenobi"? No one still wants to answer why Leia would send a stranger to visit her long lost brother either.

These theories though entertaining because they all add to the lore is undermining our common sense as movie goers. Not every thing has to be a twist. Why are people trying to go around the obvious of Rey being Luke's daughter? Disney has made mention of this new trilogy continuing the Skywalker saga, Lucas' original draft of a new trilogy focused on Darth Vader's grandchildren and of course we have the heralded EU.

Again. Darth Vader's 2 grandchildren. One light, the other dark. Both needed to bring balance to the force. The story is right in front of us.......
 
out of luke, han and obiwan, the obiwan theory makes the least amount of sense
 
That lightsaber was in that hallway when Luke's hand was cut off. It was her grandfathers saber. It's been in Obi Wans possession for probably longer than anyone. Luke used it. I don't know maybe it's just too easy that it's Luke's daughter. Maybe she is the old hermits granddaughter. Would explain what he was up to between 3 and 4 as he would've been in hiding.
 
^^ yoda's voice was in the vision too. Maybe she's yoda's daughter...

Obi-Wan was well and dead when Vader and Luke had their battle on bespin. Why is Rey seeing that hallway if she is a "kenobi"? No one still wants to answer why Leia would send a stranger to visit her long lost brother either.

These theories though entertaining because they all add to the lore is undermining our common sense as movie goers. Not every thing has to be a twist. Why are people trying to go around the obvious of Rey being Luke's daughter? Disney has made mention of this new trilogy continuing the Skywalker saga, Lucas' original draft of a new trilogy focused on Darth Vader's grandchildren and of course we have the heralded EU.

Again. Darth Vader's 2 grandchildren. One light, the other dark. Both needed to bring balance to the force. The story is right in front of us.......

The heralded EU has Han and Leia's son turn to the dark side.

And their daughter squaring off with him.


So......
 
 
^^ yoda's voice was in the vision too. Maybe she's yoda's daughter...

Obi-Wan was well and dead when Vader and Luke had their battle on bespin. Why is Rey seeing that hallway if she is a "kenobi"? No one still wants to answer why Leia would send a stranger to visit her long lost brother either.

These theories though entertaining because they all add to the lore is undermining our common sense as movie goers. Not every thing has to be a twist. Why are people trying to go around the obvious of Rey being Luke's daughter? Disney has made mention of this new trilogy continuing the Skywalker saga, Lucas' original draft of a new trilogy focused on Darth Vader's grandchildren and of course we have the heralded EU.

Again. Darth Vader's 2 grandchildren. One light, the other dark. Both needed to bring balance to the force. The story is right in front of us.......
The heralded EU has Han and Leia's son turn to the dark side.

And their daughter squaring off with him.


So......
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That lightsaber was in that hallway when Luke's hand was cut off. It was her grandfathers saber. It's been in Obi Wans possession for probably longer than anyone. Luke used it. I don't know maybe it's just too easy that it's Luke's daughter. Maybe she is the old hermits granddaughter. Would explain what he was up to between 3 and 4 as he would've been in hiding.
so he ditches his own kid who is younger than luke to live in a hole in the sand?

he goes of on an adventure with luke and lets himself die even though he has a kid?

he calls luke the only hope even though he has a kid?

it makes no sense, obiwan is an OG jedi. OG jedis dont have kids 
 
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