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as long as my ***** chewy has a line or 4 im good
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Yup. Yup. Yup. That's exactly me.[h2]In Defense of Star Wars[/h2]So yeah, if you're a 25-year-old and you watch Star Wars for the first time, you'll probably think, "This is pretty cheesy." You won't be wrong. And it has lots of other problems worthy of critique, from its gender politics to its fundamental lack of ideas.
Fair enough. Good article.But when you hear someone's phone go off and realize they have Darth Vader's imperial march as their ring tone, just remember: you had to be there.
Yeah, no. Not buying any of that.
Builds entire universe, including alien species with purpose, Senate's, villains, greed, deception, mystical forces, detail and lack "ideas".
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Yeah, that article is whiny bull ****.
Boo hoo, a book you like hasn't been adapted. Awwww.
So ******* what? Lucas created this movie out of thin air, not copied some book. Lack of ideas? F that.
I see there could be a point about dumbing down the genre, but fault the other "artists" for not creating their own ideas.
That article is garbage.
Thing is, I don't get what his point is, or what he's complaining about. Little thought, of any kind? Star ******* Wars?????CGI to the max, plenty of explosions and little thought of any kind.
Ok, this is a little better. Only problem to his logic, the prequels were all derived from the OG script. Everything spoken of in the first films were alluding to works they hadn't even begun yet. How the hell is that lack of originality? Do we have ANY other franchise that started with the 4th movie, ever? Like really, ever?To be sure, the first "Star Wars" was a breath of fresh air, a fun flick for sci-fi geeks. But the series quickly ossified, a victim of its own success. Only two of the films -- "Star Wars" and "The Empire Strikes Back" -- show any originality.
I see. Let's see.....Wars, Star, Wars. So, how many machine gun fights can we sit thru in movies about war? How many airplanes do we have to watch fly, in movies about airplanes? How many cars do I have to watch drive fast, in Fast and Furious? The damn franchise is about Wars, in the Stars. In those wars, they use lasers, light sabers, and space ships. When we start filming movies about the Revolutionary War with ninja swords instead of muskets, then he can complain.The rest tread water, give the hardcore fans the same old, same old. I mean, how many light sabre duels can you sit through before you're bored out of your skull? How many outer space dogfights?
Clearly doesn't mean me. I don't want JJ recycling a God damn thing. There is plenty of new material out there, if they fail to use it, that's on them. I'll be sittin over here with my "told you so".Me, I'm giving up on the whole thing. I don't care that J.J. Abrams, a director with talent, is helming the new flick. He's hemmed in by audience expectations -- like casting the stars of the original in this film -- and recycling stale material. I'll pass.
I assume he didn't finish that trilogy.Instead, I'll queue up "The Matrix," and enjoy the most original sci-fi movie of the past 25 years. I recommend "Star Wars" fans do the same. They need to be reminded what real creativity is all about.
A reimagining of the Star Wars prequel trilogy edited into a single compelling movie, based on the structure conceived by actor Topher Grace. As a critique of episodes 1-3, many large plot pieces have been removed or changed to strengthen the core relationship between Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala. More than 100 video and audio edits heighten the main character's tragic fall from grace.