- Jul 11, 2007
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Similar to this...When something happens to make a fart noise and you gotta make the noise again to ensure that the people around you know that you didn't actually fart.
Socially awkward moments. Volume 3 * *Pictures full of Lulz Page 7**
Similar to this...When something happens to make a fart noise and you gotta make the noise again to ensure that the people around you know that you didn't actually fart.
- Jul 11, 2007
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Similar to this...When something happens to make a fart noise and you gotta make the noise again to ensure that the people around you know that you didn't actually fart.
- Oct 10, 2006
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When at a store I have a conditioned response when the cashier normally says have a good day I automatically respond you too. But when they switch it up and say something like enjoy your shoes I blurt out you too.
- Oct 10, 2006
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When at a store I have a conditioned response when the cashier normally says have a good day I automatically respond you too. But when they switch it up and say something like enjoy your shoes I blurt out you too.
- Jul 7, 2009
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Originally Posted by Moderate Gatsby
Similar to this...When something happens to make a fart noise and you gotta make the noise again to ensure that the people around you know that you didn't actually fart.
- Jul 7, 2009
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Originally Posted by Moderate Gatsby
Similar to this...When something happens to make a fart noise and you gotta make the noise again to ensure that the people around you know that you didn't actually fart.
- May 19, 2004
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- May 19, 2004
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- Apr 7, 2009
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For the basketball players: (in an organized game) when its an intense close game and your teamate gets dunked on. you cant get hyped with the rest of the gym no matter how nasty it was lol
- Apr 7, 2009
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For the basketball players: (in an organized game) when its an intense close game and your teamate gets dunked on. you cant get hyped with the rest of the gym no matter how nasty it was lol
- May 4, 2005
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if you see a homie at a porn shop, do you give him daps?
- May 4, 2005
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if you see a homie at a porn shop, do you give him daps?
- Feb 9, 2008
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- being introduced to one of your boys friends at some party or something, then runnin into him lik days later. Assume he remembers you and say wsup or avoid eye contact and pretend you don't know him.
- When some of my friends go on and on wit the movie quotes and laughing while I'm just standing there.
- going to take a deuce at someones house where there's company and having them realize you were gone cus you were takin a fat deuce.
- When some of my friends go on and on wit the movie quotes and laughing while I'm just standing there.
- going to take a deuce at someones house where there's company and having them realize you were gone cus you were takin a fat deuce.
- Feb 9, 2008
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- 10
- being introduced to one of your boys friends at some party or something, then runnin into him lik days later. Assume he remembers you and say wsup or avoid eye contact and pretend you don't know him.
- When some of my friends go on and on wit the movie quotes and laughing while I'm just standing there.
- going to take a deuce at someones house where there's company and having them realize you were gone cus you were takin a fat deuce.
- When some of my friends go on and on wit the movie quotes and laughing while I'm just standing there.
- going to take a deuce at someones house where there's company and having them realize you were gone cus you were takin a fat deuce.
- Jul 11, 2010
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bahaha. posting for later.
- Jul 11, 2010
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bahaha. posting for later.
- Jun 9, 2005
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Bumping into strangers while walking past each other in large crowds. You feel like you want to kick their !%% but you digress.
- Jun 9, 2005
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Bumping into strangers while walking past each other in large crowds. You feel like you want to kick their !%% but you digress.
- May 4, 2005
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^^^ info on avy?
- May 4, 2005
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^^^ info on avy?
- Dec 28, 2004
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Originally Posted by Mr DragonFly Jones
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
Telling a really long story to a bunch of people that you think is funny/entertaining, only for them to have no reaction when you're done. Make me wanna hit em with the
I HATE when this happens. Not even with just stories, reg jokes too.
Me: *tells joke*
Friends: *no reaction at all, they already shifted their attention to something else*
Me:
..then I try to save face by laughing anyway.
aww man...lol hilarious.
- Dec 28, 2004
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Originally Posted by Mr DragonFly Jones
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
Telling a really long story to a bunch of people that you think is funny/entertaining, only for them to have no reaction when you're done. Make me wanna hit em with the
I HATE when this happens. Not even with just stories, reg jokes too.
Me: *tells joke*
Friends: *no reaction at all, they already shifted their attention to something else*
Me:
..then I try to save face by laughing anyway.
aww man...lol hilarious.
- May 2, 2010
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Theres some good ones in here, but man girls these days think damn near EVERYTHING is awkward.
"I wanted to kill myself when the teacher said this", like no its not that serious.
True swagmasters brush off awkward things and keep it movin, so I dont rele consider many things awkward.
But this one always gets me:
Girl- "I love you"
Me- "Ok goodnight"
"I wanted to kill myself when the teacher said this", like no its not that serious.
True swagmasters brush off awkward things and keep it movin, so I dont rele consider many things awkward.
But this one always gets me:
Girl- "I love you"
Me- "Ok goodnight"
- May 2, 2010
- 17,202
- 23,484
Theres some good ones in here, but man girls these days think damn near EVERYTHING is awkward.
"I wanted to kill myself when the teacher said this", like no its not that serious.
True swagmasters brush off awkward things and keep it movin, so I dont rele consider many things awkward.
But this one always gets me:
Girl- "I love you"
Me- "Ok goodnight"
"I wanted to kill myself when the teacher said this", like no its not that serious.
True swagmasters brush off awkward things and keep it movin, so I dont rele consider many things awkward.
But this one always gets me:
Girl- "I love you"
Me- "Ok goodnight"
- Nov 17, 2006
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- fallin in sleep in class and then the leg jerks and you wake up to ppl pretending they didnt see it knowing damn well they saw it.
- that first laugh that would've continued to become more laughing but you realized you farted from it, so now u looking looking around to see if anyone heard it. then u make eye contact wit the girl who heard it who tries her hardest to not make eye contact with you
- heading to class on campus when yur already late and then u realize the person walking in front of u, u kind of know but no really so now u gotta slow down and walk with an irregular pace to avoid being seen and have conversate with them.
- going into a bathroom with only one stall and a urinal to take a dump when u reallly gotta go and then you see a guy in there take his sweet time washing his hands, you make it look like you just needed some paper towels leave, walk around with the turtle halfway out its shell and go back in 3 minutes later to see the same guy in there.
- that first laugh that would've continued to become more laughing but you realized you farted from it, so now u looking looking around to see if anyone heard it. then u make eye contact wit the girl who heard it who tries her hardest to not make eye contact with you
- heading to class on campus when yur already late and then u realize the person walking in front of u, u kind of know but no really so now u gotta slow down and walk with an irregular pace to avoid being seen and have conversate with them.
- going into a bathroom with only one stall and a urinal to take a dump when u reallly gotta go and then you see a guy in there take his sweet time washing his hands, you make it look like you just needed some paper towels leave, walk around with the turtle halfway out its shell and go back in 3 minutes later to see the same guy in there.
