So some kid pissed on my foot in the bathroom stall

[untouchable jc]

I would've kicked lil dude in the face

 

[shook one]

Originally Posted by 10 Piece Nuggets

Originally Posted by kash55

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[solezonfroze]

Straight up nonsense...

I can relate to this story in a few ways:
-I wore "last shot" XIVs today also

-And that's actually why i don't use urinals anymore. I had a lil kid piss on the back of my leg one summer at the movies. Stalls everytime ever sincethen....

 

[swoboydehteezy]

Originally Posted by 10 Piece Nuggets

Originally Posted by kash55

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[DYNAMICS]

Ya'll know damn well after a certain time if Crank makes a posthe's done.

With that being said I'm not reading this.

 

[frenchhustler19091]

Please tell me you weren't sober when you wrote that.

 

[grizztheboss]

Originally Posted by TheeQuickness

Cliffnotes:

He Buys Ice Cream
Has to pee
Pee's like he has a vagina, no constant stream.
Handicapped kid pees on his Bred XIV's
He takes him out for ice cream, buys him a fitted and a DSi.

idk why, but I laughed more at the cliff notes.

 

[DonRafa]

wth ?

 

[cabron james 23]

who goes to Woodbridge Mall??

 

[orenthaljames]

Originally Posted by beezylocks

i read it because it was crank but he should just stick to making gifs.

Word.

Dude tried REALLY REALLY hard to have a funny storyline like Pookie man or that one member BlackZackMorris.

Stick to making gifs and roasting Katt Williams

-The Juice

 

[f3djam]

this dude is a loser

 

[atlien seeko]

he did it all for the lulz and never all for the cheese.

 

[j dilla himself]

I dont think crank wrote this, though

 

[drock2010]

I'm so bored I read the whole thing

 

[airkeung88]

 

[b smooth 202]

they did the last shot retros wrong....you should be aight

 

[j23s]

Originally Posted by OrenthalJames

Originally Posted by beezylocks

i read it because it was crank but he should just stick to making gifs.

Word.

Dude tried REALLY REALLY hard to have a funny storyline like Pookie man or that one member BlackZackMorris.

Stick to making gifs and roasting Katt Williams

-The Juice

I didn't find any of it funny

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]

Originally Posted by MyJaysGetRocked

Alright, I read the whole thing and have come to the conclusion that this is indeed ducktales.

 

[mecks]

What in the world

i like the story.

but....


i think the story oof the guy getting seduced by a yoga trainer and seeing crash bandacoot after taking shrooms on a plane > this

 

[memphisboi55]

Originally Posted by kash55

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[nujerzloyalty]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

It was awful, I felt awful, really really bad , if given the chance more urine can be sprayed upon me anytime anywhere, it was horrffic........my cousin still wanted to fight though

LMAO

 

[rocman23]

no pics of said pissed on kicks, or you with the kid.

so no cliff notes and no pics, Crank you know better

 

[flightposite]

This guy....

 

[mht214]

 

[atlien seeko]

Originally Posted by MECKS

What in the world

i like the story.

but....


i think the story oof the guy getting seduced by a yoga trainer and seeing crash bandacoot after taking shrooms on a plane > this