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Originally Posted by BroboCop
We were doing shots of this at my senior beach week down at OBX. We had a buddy that was 21 that bought it at an ABC store down at MP 3/4.
It was around the evening when the sun was on its way down. So while the hamburgers and #%* were still grilling, we decided it would be fun
to crack it open. We started off with everyone taking turns having a shot of it. Too my surprise most the girls were downing it better then half the dudes,
but they were skeezers so most of us just brushed it off saying they had worst in their mouth to keep or egos intact. By round 2 of shots only 5 of us
were still going.
Since most of us have been drinking the whole day the first 2 shouts didn't phase us. Round 3 comes around and its only me, a skeezer, and
our 21yr old bud. Thats where it all went downhill. I wake up in this TMNT puddle in a kayak, fully geared, holding a crab, and my boys like
5 yards away holding a fishing reel that was tied to my wrist. Beer cans everywhere, we had scrapes and scratches all over, it was just a massacre.
We ditch everything and ran back to the beach house, and everyones sitting there a bunch of worry wart types. Saying how they thought we were
lost at sea, and contemplating on calling the navy or something(idiots). We start putting together the pieces, and everyone tells of what they remember
and supposedly it goes like this:
-Me and a couple people went walking on the shore a few hours after dinner to try to ruffle up some new flings to bring back to the house.
-Unfortunately the only people up were me, my bud, Ashley (bless her sober heart for walking with us to make sure we were safe), this dumb skeezer
and a bunch of crabs on the shore.
-The dumb skeezer got the vice grip by one of the kinglers and brutally stomped on it. Killing it.
-Being highly emotional and under the influence in addition with our hate for that girl anyway, me and my buddy convince this girl that she just ruined a young crabs life.
-She starts crying and saying how she was sorry, and some other outlandish things.
eh i'll finish it later, I gotta go before I miss the Dilemma showing.