So my girl sent me this message....

[xinvasian661x]

sorry bro but that's kind of funny.

i dont know what to tell you. Since you cant remember, you can't really justify your wrong doing (if it's even wrong).

 

[dayman]

i believe that is called sleep jerking

 

[kramer]

Originally Posted by jehims

i believe that is called sleep jerking

 

[moe200069]

someone was having good dreams.

 

[soundnfury]

when whipping it out goes wrong

 

[moneymike88]

Originally Posted by chuck67

Originally Posted by PJ and Bompton

Originally Posted by moneymike88

dudes jerk off when they have girlfriends?

i take it you haven't had a girlfriend.

i dont get the joke...my girl fellatios me whenever i ask nicely

you betas are doing it wrong

 

[stay lurkin]

Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

reply with this pic OP

 

[DeadsetAce]

Originally Posted by moneymike88

Originally Posted by chuck67

Originally Posted by PJ and Bompton


i take it you haven't had a girlfriend.

i dont get the joke...my girl fellatios me whenever i ask nicely

you betas are doing it wrong

sure they do

 

[Bonafide]

@ you not even remembering

Sleep jerking

 

[CJ616]

Originally Posted by moneymike88

Originally Posted by chuck67

Originally Posted by PJ and Bompton


i take it you haven't had a girlfriend.

i dont get the joke...my girl fellatios me whenever i ask nicely

you betas are doing it wrong

 

[|A-Man|]

@ sleepfapping

 

[o fenomeno]

Originally Posted by moneymike88

Originally Posted by chuck67

Originally Posted by PJ and Bompton


i take it you haven't had a girlfriend.

i dont get the joke...my girl fellatios me whenever i ask nicely

you betas are doing it wrong

brooo you are soo alpha. do you think you could make a post where you let us simpleton betas in on the secrets of being an alpha? maybe then i can finally stop jerking. please basedgod please. 

 

[BranchLifestyle]

Beta to wank even if you got a girl?

#@%?

 

[el cuco]

Girl prob woke up like

 

[ham city]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

My girl woke me up once because I was furiously humping her leg... I was dreaming about foofing and I seemingly went to town.

why has this happened to me before though

 

[23kidd]

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by CJ616

Originally Posted by moneymike88

Originally Posted by chuck67

i dont get the joke...my girl fellatios me whenever i ask nicely

you betas are doing it wrong

  

i'm pretty sure ol' buddy aint established him self sexually...

talkin about you're a "beta" if you not tryin to get wopped off everyday...

:eye-roll...

 

[adobecs4]

 

[sneakerfr]

Originally Posted by socluis90

as soon as she woke up today.



I'm speechless

Is this possible? I don't remember anything at all..

 

[best hands in the game]

I never masturbated even when i didnt have a girlfriend, the hell is wrong with you?

 

[whyhellothere]

best hands in the game wrote:

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I never masturbated even when i didnt have a girlfriend, the hell is wrong with you?

 

[sneakerfr]

Originally Posted by best hands in the game

I never masturbated even when i didnt have a girlfriend, the hell is wrong with you?

 

[pinoy732]

Originally Posted by Meangene4

Did you cum?

 no mo

 

[pr0phecy718]

@ the last two replies

 

[thegr8blkhope]

Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!


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