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how do you know when your wife is dead?
the sex is the same but the dishes pile up
the sex is the same but the dishes pile up
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Originally Posted by Lui Kang817
Alright so I'm bored and need a laugh and maybe some jokes to take with me before I hit the bar with the fellas tonight.
A co-worker told me this one earlier and I thought it was cool.
How can a blind man cross the freeway without getting ran over ?
HINT: Take the "F" out of Free and the "F" out of way.
HAHAHA LOLOLOriginally Posted by lobotomybeats
Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade?
I can't Marmalade my penis up your *%%.
Originally Posted by MrMoneyInDaBank
Why should you never play uno with a mexican??
Cause they're gonna try and keep the green cards.
Wow.Originally Posted by FreshPrince
how do you know when your wife is dead?
the sex is the same but the dishes pile up
Originally Posted by theDEEK
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
Spoiler [+]because it was dead
Why did the Parrot fall out of the tree?
Spoiler [+]because it was stapled to the koala
art! my favOriginally Posted by mjbetch
Originally Posted by roback1991
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Killa Cam
Killa who?
Killa Cam, hustler, grinder, gorilla - true!
LOLOLOLOL
i love that song
Originally Posted by ccsp707
What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!