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that one got meOriginally Posted by 23MichaelJordan45
I chuckledOriginally Posted by kix4kix
What the difference between Simba and Oj Simpson?
Ones an African Lion, and One is a lyin African.
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that one got meOriginally Posted by 23MichaelJordan45
I chuckledOriginally Posted by kix4kix
What the difference between Simba and Oj Simpson?
Ones an African Lion, and One is a lyin African.
Originally Posted by BabyfacedAssassin31
3 blondes walking in the woods when they come across some tracks
1st blonde says those are horse tracks
2nd blonde says nooooooo those are deer tracks
3rd blonde says nooo you 2 those are cow tracks
There all still stood there argueing when the train hits them
Originally Posted by Enlightened Thought
A father walks into his son's room. He says, "Stop masturbating or you'll go blind." The son goes, "Over here dad!"
Originally Posted by That Guy
Why are black people good at basketball
Spoiler [+]Because they practice..
Originally Posted by AirAsianJordan
Originally Posted by Its That Dude
How do keep a baby from drowning?
Spoiler [+]Take your foot off its head.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Spoiler [+]Depends on how hard you throw them.
not even funny
Originally Posted by MrMoneyInDaBank
Why should you never play uno with a mexican??
Cause they're gonna try and keep the green cards.
only good one in the threadOriginally Posted by Protoman11
Originally Posted by Paul Is On Tilt
I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants yesterday...
... I couldn't find any.
This had me for some reason
Never buy a woman a watch cause there is a clock on the stove.
*Charles Barkley quote*
Why would his son tell him where he's masturbating at?Originally Posted by JPTHE3
Originally Posted by BabyfacedAssassin31
Originally Posted by Enlightened Thought
A father walks into his son's room. He says, "Stop masturbating or you'll go blind." The son goes, "Over here dad!"
Originally Posted by razzle dazzle
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Spoiler [+]She had no arms
Originally Posted by roback1991
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Killa Cam
Killa who?
Killa Cam, hustler, grinder, gorilla - true!
Originally Posted by THE FAME
Never buy a woman a watch cause there is a clock on the stove.
Originally Posted by jtwo8ight
so a truck driver and a woman get into a wreck....whose fault is it?
the truck driver....what the hell was he doing running into a kitchen
what is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank piece of paper?
reading her rights
Originally Posted by mjbetch
idk.
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]It sinks to the bottom.
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• What's the best way to catch a fish?
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Have someone throw it at you.
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• How do you shoot a blue shark?
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]With a blue shark spear gun.[/font]
RUTHLESSOriginally Posted by Gordonson
Originally Posted by jtwo8ight
so a truck driver and a woman get into a wreck....whose fault is it?
the truck driver....what the hell was he doing running into a kitchen
what is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank piece of paper?
reading her rights
Originally Posted by Gordonson
Originally Posted by jtwo8ight
so a truck driver and a woman get into a wreck....whose fault is it?
the truck driver....what the hell was he doing running into a kitchen
what is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank piece of paper?
reading her rights