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I was saying that Shaun can come to the Eagles so he and Brian Westbrook can be a a dangerous RB tandem.Originally Posted by JPZx
Originally Posted by TrillipinoTrapstar
Co-sign, but I believe they are giving Michael Turner the opportunity to be a premier NFL running back.Originally Posted by JPZx
Maybe he and Brian Westbrook Shaun Alexander be a dangerous RB tandem in the league.
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Originally Posted by Chester McFloppy
Has anyone in this thread even watched Shaun Alexander recently? Stop saying things like "Oh I hope he goes to <fill in a blank>" because unless he goes to a team with a top 3 line, he isn't doing anything.
Let me break down all three of Shaun's running plays for you:
1) "The Bumble Stumble" - This is the play in which Shaun looks like a bee after you hit it with a fly swatter. He receives the ball, then immediatly hits an invisible wall (like literally runs into air). He then spins (before the line of scrimmage) and falls backwards into the arms of a defender.
2) "The OMG ITS COLD OUT HERE" - Shaun's trademark play. This is usually a RB draw in which he hits he jukes, gets tackled, then immediatly runs to the sideline and throws his jacket on. First down? Doesn't matter. Coach screaming at him to get his worthless self back into the game? Doesn't matter. Shaun is cold.
3) "The Marvin Harrison" - Shaun is a running back. Running backs tend to plow people over. NOT MR. ALEXANDER!! The Marvin Harrison is usually a RB toss in which he receives the ball and notices a defender in the flat. Having absolutely no lateral movement in his entire body, Shaun does the most pathetic juke in NFL history and then hits the turf as soon as possible. The CB then comes up and pats him on his helmet, and Shaun runs to the sideline for his coat.
acidicality wrote:
normally i'd agree with you but with D-Mac likely being picked up this won't happenOriginally Posted by FrenchBlue23
Watch him sign with the Raiders for $67868767675687, for 5-7 years.
he'll probably go to the Pats.
Michael Bush ?
Chester McFloppy wrote:
Has anyone in this thread even watched Shaun Alexander recently? Stop saying things like "Oh I hope he goes to <fill in a blank>" because unless he goes to a team with a top 3 line, he isn't doing anything.
Let me break down all three of Shaun's running plays for you:
1) "The Bumble Stumble" - This is the play in which Shaun looks like a bee after you hit it with a fly swatter. He receives the ball, then immediatly hits an invisible wall (like literally runs into air). He then spins (before the line of scrimmage) and falls backwards into the arms of a defender.
2) "The OMG ITS COLD OUT HERE" - Shaun's trademark play. This is usually a RB draw in which he hits he jukes, gets tackled, then immediatly runs to the sideline and throws his jacket on. First down? Doesn't matter. Coach screaming at him to get his worthless self back into the game? Doesn't matter. Shaun is cold.
3) "The Marvin Harrison" - Shaun is a running back. Running backs tend to plow people over. NOT MR. ALEXANDER!! The Marvin Harrison is usually a RB toss in which he receives the ball and notices a defender in the flat. Having absolutely no lateral movement in his entire body, Shaun does the most pathetic juke in NFL history and then hits the turf as soon as possible. The CB then comes up and pats him on his helmet, and Shaun runs to the sideline for his coat.
Originally Posted by sensaciondelbloque
my pats will sign and have a reassurgence...and have a great year (i.e. corey dillon, randy moss)
Originally Posted by Chester McFloppy
Has anyone in this thread even watched Shaun Alexander recently? Stop saying things like "Oh I hope he goes to <fill in a blank>" because unless he goes to a team with a top 3 line, he isn't doing anything.
Let me break down all three of Shaun's running plays for you:
1) "The Bumble Stumble" - This is the play in which Shaun looks like a bee after you hit it with a fly swatter. He receives the ball, then immediatly hits an invisible wall (like literally runs into air). He then spins (before the line of scrimmage) and falls backwards into the arms of a defender.
2) "The OMG ITS COLD OUT HERE" - Shaun's trademark play. This is usually a RB draw in which he hits he jukes, gets tackled, then immediatly runs to the sideline and throws his jacket on. First down? Doesn't matter. Coach screaming at him to get his worthless self back into the game? Doesn't matter. Shaun is cold.
3) "The Marvin Harrison" - Shaun is a running back. Running backs tend to plow people over. NOT MR. ALEXANDER!! The Marvin Harrison is usually a RB toss in which he receives the ball and notices a defender in the flat. Having absolutely no lateral movement in his entire body, Shaun does the most pathetic juke in NFL history and then hits the turf as soon as possible. The CB then comes up and pats him on his helmet, and Shaun runs to the sideline for his coat.
Originally Posted by Chester McFloppy
Has anyone in this thread even watched Shaun Alexander recently? Stop saying things like "Oh I hope he goes to <fill in a blank>" because unless he goes to a team with a top 3 line, he isn't doing anything.
Let me break down all three of Shaun's running plays for you:
1) "The Bumble Stumble" - This is the play in which Shaun looks like a bee after you hit it with a fly swatter. He receives the ball, then immediatly hits an invisible wall (like literally runs into air). He then spins (before the line of scrimmage) and falls backwards into the arms of a defender.
2) "The OMG ITS COLD OUT HERE" - Shaun's trademark play. This is usually a RB draw in which he hits he jukes, gets tackled, then immediatly runs to the sideline and throws his jacket on. First down? Doesn't matter. Coach screaming at him to get his worthless self back into the game? Doesn't matter. Shaun is cold.
3) "The Marvin Harrison" - Shaun is a running back. Running backs tend to plow people over. NOT MR. ALEXANDER!! The Marvin Harrison is usually a RB toss in which he receives the ball and notices a defender in the flat. Having absolutely no lateral movement in his entire body, Shaun does the most pathetic juke in NFL history and then hits the turf as soon as possible. The CB then comes up and pats him on his helmet, and Shaun runs to the sideline for his coat.
Michael Bush ?
yup, with him, Fargas, and Rhodes, and likely,D-Mac, the Raiders have no need for a RB like One Yard Run.
JStewart to the Seahawks
Shaun will need a "cure" if he actually thinks he will gain some yards and score some TD's this season. As a Seahawks fan, chester is100% correct. Shaun has been pathetic to say the least. Seattle may have been able to keep that 14 pt lead on GB in the playoffs if this bum wasn't the RB.Originally Posted by nycknicks105
No one has been hit harder with the Madden cure than this guy.
Originally Posted by Chester McFloppy
2) "The OMG ITS COLD OUT HERE" - Shaun's trademark play. This is usually a RB draw in which he hits he jukes, gets tackled, then immediatly runs to the sideline and throws his jacket on. First down? Doesn't matter. Coach screaming at him to get his worthless self back into the game? Doesn't matter. Shaun is cold.
COWBOYS DO NOT sign this guy.....will be eddie george all over again.
Originally Posted by JONFARR
Shaun will need a "cure" if he actually thinks he will gain some yards and score some TD's this season. As a Seahawks fan, chester is 100% correct. Shaun has been pathetic to say the least. Seattle may have been able to keep that 14 pt lead on GB in the playoffs if this bum wasn't the RB.Originally Posted by nycknicks105
No one has been hit harder with the Madden cure than this guy.
Say what you want, but if Seattle was able to run the ball and sustain some offensive drives they could have kept the defense off the field and giventhe D more rest. It history anyways. I was just bringing up a hypothetical situation.Originally Posted by PlatinumFunk
Originally Posted by JONFARR
Shaun will need a "cure" if he actually thinks he will gain some yards and score some TD's this season. As a Seahawks fan, chester is 100% correct. Shaun has been pathetic to say the least. Seattle may have been able to keep that 14 pt lead on GB in the playoffs if this bum wasn't the RB.Originally Posted by nycknicks105
No one has been hit harder with the Madden cure than this guy.
Your defense got TORN UP for the next 5 drives after those two fumbles. That game was not Shaun's fault (he didn't help...). That was simply a case of a huge mismatch in the playoffs.