Shamwow guy is back - 2012 - Year of the Schticky

[dyyhard]

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New police evidence photos taken shortly after Vince Shlomi(aka the ShamWow guy) allegedly fought a Miami @*@#!# show that neither party came away unscathed. The pics, obtained byThe Smoking Gun,show the bloody sheets and even a bloody cordless phone left behind.According to the arrest affidavit, Shlomi began kissing the @*@#!# when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." He then punched the prostitute several times. Both were arrested for felony battery, but the case was eventually dropped.

 

[luong1209]

That shedding #$@%%...

 

[alchemist iq]

"Problem with that shedding P***y...pick up cat hair"
*DEAD*

 

[antidope]

I'm mad you called him that, he's the slap chop guy. Slap Chop >>>>>

 

[megatron]

do shamwows work like really good?

I wouldn't mind purchasing this. wearing a lot of black

 

[xPowdrdToastMan]

I'm in

 

[grimey]

@ that remix

 

[monopolyman630]

Kinda want.

 

[ezcheese]

i want that

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by RickyBattalion

I'm in

for 3

 

[gconquer]

hahahaha

 

[pharelfor3]

saw it and thought it was a spoof. The mugshot had me

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Damn, son sold me on the Schticky.

 

[dmoney82]

 

[dathbgboy]

Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

Damn, son sold me on the Schticky.

I'm sayin

 

[antidope]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

I'm Jamaican and thats a 5/5 impression. Sounds like one of my uncles for real

 

[Bert.]

is this real? that thing seems pretty good

 

[stringer bell 32]

The mugshot had me lolDude could sell me crabs

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Alchemist IQ

"Problem with that shedding P***y...pick up cat hair"
*DEAD*

  

 had me dying

 

[degenerate423]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

"I know your girl probably left you cuz you never %$%! her right, but %$%! her cuz you gonna slam the next girl better!"

...

 

[a55a5in11]

must cop one to stock one to rock

 

[iheartdrums]

Originally Posted by Alchemist IQ

"Problem with that shedding P***y...pick up cat hair"
*DEAD*

 

[basedwindu]

Originally Posted by Antidope

Originally Posted by DMoney82

I'm Jamaican and thats a 5/5 impression. Sounds like one of my uncles for real

Yo no disrespect... but the Trinidadian version is the best slap chop parody of all time!

Cant believe dude said "problems with that shedding %+@$%"

 

[hybridsoldier23]

 

[tomdiginson]

Originally Posted by Antidope

Originally Posted by DMoney82

I'm Jamaican and thats a 5/5 impression. Sounds like one of my uncles for real

"Dash weh it man ah foolishness"