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Say this to a girl at a party tonight for GUARANTEED SEX*
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by veintisiete,
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will report back. did your other name get banned?
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Chloroform and a bathtub
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This will be tested at the bar tonight.
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LOL wow as if there is thread like this
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That's a pretty corny line. Only works with the right timing, delivery/execution, and tone.
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Originally Posted by Rolaholic
This man knowsOriginally Posted by whyhellothere
lol @ talking
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Indeed he does
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but I can see it working regularly. Ill give it a try if the opportunity arises.
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Going to try this tonite...
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Whats yo name delicate?
*works every time..
*works every time..
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under the right circumstances it might work
if she eye'n just go wit it
" dammmmmmmmb gurl u look good"somebody gon hit the jackpot ONE day"
wait for ahhhh thank you blush and go for the final kill
{caution}
*if u dont got confidence in yo game and appeal dont apply this method ... it wont end well*
if she eye'n just go wit it
" dammmmmmmmb gurl u look good"somebody gon hit the jackpot ONE day"
wait for ahhhh thank you blush and go for the final kill
{caution}
*if u dont got confidence in yo game and appeal dont apply this method ... it wont end well*
odog24
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came in here expecting pics.....
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Negative on my part.
Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.
(stupid slip up
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Her: What? Don't hit me
Me: %*+!
Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.
Her: What? Don't hit me
Me: %*+!
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Originally Posted by scshift
Negative on my part.
Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.(stupid slip up)
Her: What? Don't hit me
Me: %*+!
FAIL.
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that YOLO life right here
imma try it
imma try it
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I think that's the most important factor
Originally Posted by scshift
Negative on my part.
Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.(stupid slip up)
Her: What? Don't hit me
Me: %*+!
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too true man, i swear girls tell me all the time "youre lucky youre so **%*#% hot/fine/handsome/cute/gorgeous" and im like "aw gosh, thank you, can i keep your thong?"
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Originally Posted by yngSIMBA
Originally Posted by Animal Thug1539
Originally Posted by scshift
Negative on my part.
Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.(stupid slip up)
Her: What? Don't hit me
Me: %*+!
FAIL.
My man hit her with the jackpot line after one question, and then proceeds to mess up the punchline of the whole set up
Was this hypothetical, or real life?
Man if it was hypothetical, don't you think she'd be a perfect 10 and give me the eyes and I would be smashing instead of being on NT?
I was so close I could taste it
