Rihanna - Pour It Up (Music Video)

[Ube]

I wanna be inside her

 

[Nawzlew]

 

[antidope]

 
Ain't nothing wholesome about a ***** making a song called Unfaithful 

Hey man she felt guilty about it, I will let it slide.

 

[gllahone84]

I'm hard 

 

[clyde the glide]

 
Hey man she felt guilty about it, I will let it slide.

 

[hotblackgirl]

RiRi makes a ninja wanna sing like....

 

[niquefreak94]

RiRi makes a ninja wanna sing like....

STROOOOOONG aviost ratio

 

[diabolicaldeezy]

 

[hood17]

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[gllahone84]

 

[superantigen]

Looks to me like Rihanna used some of that ol' Caribbean black magic to conjure up the spirit of Lil Kim in her prime so that she could out-ratchet Miley C....



...

 

[gllahone84]

She make Miley Cyrus look like Nancy Reagan 

She just snatched it from Beyonce too...been that way for a minute now

 

[mahnametahrone]

Goodnight

 

[lil black jean jacket]

why you boys want every damn chick to have a 40 inch ***?

why wouldn't you?

 

[00david00]

all that needs to be said

 

[AZwildcats]

This song is up there with Blurred Lines and Beat It for most annoying songs the radio has played in the past couple months. I watched on mute, she is looking 

 

[antidope]

I heard Blurred Lines for the first time three weeks ago that song is trash. This song isnt bad though

 

[knowledgebones72]

why you boys want every damn chick to have a 40 inch ***?

why wouldn't you?

i like variety.

 

[Platinum State]

Just gimme 3 pumps Riri, you aint got nothin to lose

 

[Maximus Meridius]

No doubt I would smash but Rihanna's never been that fine to me.



I wish Beyonce went through this freak phase. **** you Jay for cuffing her so early.

 

[delete]

damn this video got me wanting to bone Rihanna, i'd probably do more than just that

 

[nom de guerre]

woah dere

 

[robinvandamn]

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had no idea her cheeks had that amount of jiggle

 

[knowledgebones72]

damn this video got me wanting to bone Rihanna, i'd probably do more than just that

wait...what would be more than boning her?

you gonna murder her and throw her in a ditch?

and then dig her up and hide her body in another ditch because everyone's looking for her and they're getting closer to finding her?

then narrowly slip by the detectives who came to your house off the strength of your NT post by catching them up in violating your 4th amendment right because they approached you without a warrant?

and then go back to the new ditch, dig her body up once more to look at her and weep as you think about how much you regret such a wild decision made in a moment of reckless passion?

and while you're crying you start kissing her rotting corpse, begging her to wake up as snot and dirt and bile mix all up in your face, but somehow you get a boner from the anxiety of the whole situation?

i mean, you weren't EXPECTING to get a boner, but since you have it....i mean she's right there and she's still rihanna, right?

and then you vow to her dead body that you will love her forever, and that your heart and her heart will once again beat together in unison in the pitts of hell, where you and her will reign as king and queen of the 9th gate of the damned?

and then her eyes open! OH MY GOD! You spoke the sacred words to reawaken her tortured spirit! Worms and mud gurgle out of her mouth as she begins to breath once again, and you two make the most passionate love you have ever made.

and her vagina's all cold and somehow both dry and sticky, but at this point i mean **** it you've already started, right? how many chances in life do you have to have sex with a zombie, let alone a celebrity zombie? you're all switching all sorts of positions and forget that there's an FBI and Police team looking for her body, and you've just wasted like 8 hours doing all of this out in the open woods.

and then a bunch of dogs, and guys wearing FBI windbreakers, and those country police in the brown uniforms walk up to you in the middle of your intense undead sexual experience, and the dogs immediately charge at you, but they're on leashes and the police hold them back, and stop, and RiRi's body falls flat on the ground.

You get cuffed, and are charged with the murder of what has now due to media sensation surrounding her death become an international icon of youth and the "wild carribean girl".

You end up on death row for 30 years, and finally, when you are executed in a nationally televised special entitled "Believe it or Not, It Wasn't Chris Brown", they ask you what you're final words are.

You turn directly to the camera, a tear falling from your eye with an expressionless face, and say.....

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

"Still got my money."

 

[36 ounces]

Son...