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Wow you butchered it... It's just Snoop, not Snoop dog.Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770
whats black and rhymes with snoop dog?
Spoiler [+]DR DRE
PYJ (Post Your Jokes)
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"His mom has a tattoo that says "Son" "
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The best one,Originally Posted by acidicality
"His mom has a tattoo that says "Son" "
He once had an awkward moment, just to know how it felt...
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why did the blonde's steering wheel have lipstick on it?
cuz she was trying to blow the horn
cuz she was trying to blow the horn
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A pimp had 5 chicks
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4 of them died
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What did the beach say to the ocean?
What did the Puertorican knife say to the potato?
What do you call a salt shaker with a knife?
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Nothing it just waved
What did the Puertorican knife say to the potato?
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"Im gonna cut you papa"
What do you call a salt shaker with a knife?
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Assault (a salt) with a deadly weapon.
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what's the difference between Jam and Jelly?
I dont want to jelly my %*%! down your moms throat
I dont want to jelly my %*%! down your moms throat
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lol wutOriginally Posted by HigherGround
A pimp had 5 chicks
Spoiler [+]4 of them died
i laughed at the
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What do you call a mentally handicapped Asian?
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Som Ting Wong
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Q:Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
Walking the dog is relaxing.
Q:how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none she can cook in the dark
Walking the dog is relaxing.
Q:how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none she can cook in the dark
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I love this.
ricekrispies420
formerly l2icel3oi9i6
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this one got me dying..
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"Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact"Originally Posted by razzle dazzle
The best one,Originally Posted by acidicality
"His mom has a tattoo that says "Son" "
He once had an awkward moment, just to know how it felt...
"Find the one thing in life you don't do that well, and then don't do that thing"
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what is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
putting em back in the wheelchair
putting em back in the wheelchair
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A few Chinese proverbs:
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Learn to masturbate- It'll come in handy.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Crowded elevator smells different to ******.
Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Learn to masturbate- It'll come in handy.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Crowded elevator smells different to ******.
Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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^ some of those were pretty damn funny
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Why do women have smaller feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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how are the autumn weather and a japanese tumbling act alike?
theres always a nip in the air........
theres always a nip in the air........
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norm, though
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