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Originally Posted by stuntin909
Why are black peoples eyes always red after sex?
Spoiler [+]because of the pepper spray
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Originally Posted by stuntin909
Why are black peoples eyes always red after sex?
Spoiler [+]because of the pepper spray
Originally Posted by Brandon3000
Originally Posted by DR813
"Why didn't Jesus go to College?"
He got hung up on the boards
So there's a husband and wife who are waiting at a nearby busstop with their nine children.
Shortly afterwards, a blind man joins them and decides to wait for the bus as well. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded with passengers and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk to their intended destination. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick ? That ticking sound is really driving me crazy.
Originally Posted by kuya7macky23
Mr and Mrs Smith were getting hot and heavy one night in their bedroom. Their son Timmy had a nightmare so he ran into his parent's room and caught them going at it and ran out of the room. Mr Smith ran after him and looked all over the house for him but couldn't find him. He went to check grandma's room and caught Timmy banging grandma. Timmy looks up and says, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mom is it?"
Originally Posted by Jerome in the House
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Spoiler [+]A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
my FB status hahaOriginally Posted by needsomejays
Originally Posted by NachoBroadway
how do you fix a broken dishwasher?
you smack her across the face
i lol'ed hard at this one
Originally Posted by ItsAmazingg
What do tou call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?
Spoiler [+]Coach
Originally Posted by shoutstoscreams
How do asians name their kids?
they just throw pots and pans in the air and use whatever sound it makes when it hits the ground
Originally Posted by green rhino123
what is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
putting em back in the wheelchair
Originally Posted by gHeTtOnOyPi
This one got me,Originally Posted by GSDOUBLEU
knock knock
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Originally Posted by Meangene4
Women Rights
Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin
Originally Posted by gHeTtOnOyPi
This one got me,Originally Posted by GSDOUBLEU
knock knock
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