Post your most embarrassing sexual encounters Vol. 2012

[sharp e]

Stage Five Clinger. Maybe even Stage Six or Seven 

 

[KMante]

Originally Posted by AR Guy

Originally Posted by Nktran001

Ol' girl only allowed me to anal and never took her jeans off all the way.

So one night, I just pulled her jeans all the way down and snatch the panties off.. come to find out...........

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo, you smashed a dude?

This thread is too much!
Can someone post a link to the original thread? 

 

[ins]

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by Smedroc

This happened on NYE actually.

Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...

Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box

... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....

Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbomb

This chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.

The visual in my headdddd I DIEZ!!!!!I think this one is by far the funniest...girls getting hurt like this cracks me up for some reason...lmao

 

[supremacy]

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz

a chick jerked me so hard my little dude spit blood.  srs

 

[ins]

Dont have any embarrassing moments. Sex with my ex was nothing but amazing.

 

[lpheat22]

We got dudes smashing dudes in here, girls getting power bombed, hairy butt cracks, girls that can't wipe and dudes drinking blood. I can't stop laughing

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Another time I went down on a chick and she started her period in my mouth

Is it like regular blood or do you taste the egg jk

Nah son, tasted like straight copper. Felt like I had mouth full of pennies 

Mind you it was the same ex that slit the tip of my penis as stated in my previous post.

Team Vampire.....we'll drink your blood no matter where it comes from 

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by ksteezy

you were thinking too much bro...lol

For me a while back I was hitting a girl from the back, guess she had done #2 earlier before coming over, didn't wipe properly and I ended up with skid marks on my white tee....it didn't smell, to save her the embarrassment, I took my shirt off immediately and acted like I caught a cramp...never hit it again after that

Mine isn't that embarrassing, but I was hitting my girl from the back, had her on the floor bent over on the bed, and we were going fast, furious, and angrily,

and during one of my strokes, I hit her full on in the back and thought my &@^# broke in half. She was like "OMG, r u ok?" and I made this awful painful

grunt like "MMMMMNNNNNGAAAAHHHH!!!!".....then I put her face back into the covers and went to work.

 

[sillyputty]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Another time I went down on a chick and she started her period in my mouth

Is it like regular blood or do you taste the egg jk

Nah son, tasted like straight copper. Felt like I had mouth full of pennies 

Mind you it was the same ex that slit the tip of my penis as stated in my previous post.

Team Vampire.....we'll drink your blood no matter where it comes from 

If you had said Iron, I wouldn't have felt so awkward...
...but copper? ...

Were you dating an Autobot? 

 

[rusty shackelford]

Originally Posted by sillyputty

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford


Is it like regular blood or do you taste the egg jk

Nah son, tasted like straight copper. Felt like I had mouth full of pennies 

Mind you it was the same ex that slit the tip of my penis as stated in my previous post.

Team Vampire.....we'll drink your blood no matter where it comes from 

If you had said Iron, I wouldn't have felt so awkward...
...but copper? ...

Were you dating an Autobot? 

That Arcee p____

Taste that girl's energon

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

Originally Posted by KMante

Originally Posted by jcmojica24

Originally Posted by Jordanscrub

 @%^# Has me doing the "No noise and clapping" laugh

I have seriously been laughing at this story and the gif for about 10 minutes 

SAME HERE!!!!

  

damn. story and the gif...perfect.

 

[no 1 can escape the quad laser]

I was at this chicks house in her basement, she lives with her entire family mind you. It's about 1am and we're watching Horrible Bosses. I ask if every one is alseep, she says yes so I proceed to get primal. I yank her pants off and start snacking on the treat. She's always supersaturated and tastes delicious. So I'm nibbling the quim and got a couple fingers in there when we hear the front door open and some one starts walking down the stairs. She hops up and puts her pants on in a flash. She sits on the couch opposite the one I'm sitting on. Her brother comes through the door and we're both fake laughing at the movie like we were watching it. He's standing there looking mad so she says this is my friend and introduces me. My hands are still moist with her juices but I can't be rude and not give him dap. So I do, laughing in my head and she's looking like

. He stands there in silence for the rest of the movie which was about 20 min. After he finally goes upstairs we leave and bang in my friends car that I was borrowing. Later she tells me her brother would've tried to kill me if he caught us in the act and he's literally crazy. Would've been worth it.

 

[bdubnyckid]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Another time I went down on a chick and she started her period in my mouth

Is it like regular blood or do you taste the egg jk

Nah son, tasted like straight copper. Felt like I had mouth full of pennies 

Mind you it was the same ex that slit the tip of my penis as stated in my previous post.

Team Vampire.....we'll drink your blood no matter where it comes from 

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by sillyputty

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford


Is it like regular blood or do you taste the egg jk

Nah son, tasted like straight copper. Felt like I had mouth full of pennies 

Mind you it was the same ex that slit the tip of my penis as stated in my previous post.

Team Vampire.....we'll drink your blood no matter where it comes from 

If you had said Iron, I wouldn't have felt so awkward...
...but copper? ...

Were you dating an Autobot? 

Yea, she went by the name Hemoglobatron

 

[D Fly]

Originally Posted by Jordanscrub

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by Smedroc

This happened on NYE actually.

Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...

Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box

... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....

Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbomb

This chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.

 @%^# Has me doing the "No noise and clapping" laugh

Son hit the Jacknife on her, Kevin Nash style.

 

[bigmike23]

Originally Posted by Smedroc

This happened on NYE actually.

Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...

Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box

... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....

Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbomb

This chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.

TEARS!!!!!!

  

 

[hombrelobo]

Originally Posted by Mr DragonFly Jones

Originally Posted by Jordanscrub

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

 @%^# Has me doing the "No noise and clapping" laugh

Son hit the Jacknife on her, Kevin Nash style.

 

[trueballer507]

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by Smedroc

This happened on NYE actually.

Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...

Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box

... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....

Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbomb

This chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.

  

 

[T0INE]

Smedroc's story and the gif has me.

 

[wcghost]

funniest reply of 2012. EARLY!

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by Mr DragonFly Jones

Originally Posted by Jordanscrub

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

 @%^# Has me doing the "No noise and clapping" laugh

Son hit the Jacknife on her, Kevin Nash style.

 

[rusty shackelford]

Everybody from the wrestling thread loving the smedroc's story

 

[redbox]

Originally Posted by DajonDondo

Ew..

Ummmmmm..

only embarassing 1 is when these 2 chicks told me that they were down to have a 3sum. I was 17 and they were 19....... I was talking to one of them and somehow they both came together to my crib... So they told asked me if i eat the box... i said NO... i asked them if they suck ... they said Yes , but only if the guy goes on them first... so..... skip over to where they wanted to experience a 3 sum.... so they both said eat us out.. start it out.. i said 

 .. ok we...  im adventerous... i like to try new things... so i ate both of them out.. 1 by 1... I didnt know how to eat @%*%@, so i did it the way i ate my ex's butt... than i go get the condom... and they say that was the 3sum.... and left 

 ... i was puzzled, lost , confused, terrified, scared, embarassed, and had the taste of @%*%@ in my mouth.... they basically set me up....

 

[Pathos]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by sillyputty

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Nah son, tasted like straight copper. Felt like I had mouth full of pennies 

Mind you it was the same ex that slit the tip of my penis as stated in my previous post.

Team Vampire.....we'll drink your blood no matter where it comes from 

If you had said Iron, I wouldn't have felt so awkward...
...but copper? ...

Were you dating an Autobot? 

Yea, she went by the name Hemoglobatron

 

[twizzi]

on the night i went to get my first tattoo i was with my one of my ex's but she had curfew and what not so i hadda take her home before it was my turn to get tatted, so we dip off so i can drop her,we get to her crib and have a few minutes to kill before she actually has to be in, so of course one thing leads to another and we start getting it on in the back seat of my car after awhile the condom got all uncomfy and what not so we discarded and continued to smash, she climbs on top and goes to work, i start to feel the eruption i push her off last minute and catch the worst of it on the bottom of my chin and on my shirt.....

....we had to run inside so i can wash my chin and i borrowed a t-shirt she had and dipped off to get tatted,while everyone was looking at like me like what the **%% took so long

 now that i look back at it i be