Post your Facebook status. Vol. "If I were a boy..."

[KingParappa]

is apparently reckless at the mouth.

 

[geminifly]

Originally Posted by TheGr8BlkHope

last week it was lines from Heartless for me too (it must be breakup season)

before that i had a campaign against scoliosis
1st one: (thegr8blkhope) "would like to inform everyone still doing it that wearing your bookbag on one shoulder is NOT wavy, scoliosis is not what's poppin."

then everyone caught feelings (apparently i have a few friends with scoliosis) so i changed it to this

2nd: (thegr8blkhope) "is sorry if he offended anyone with his scoliosis comments, he has uploaded the song 'Shoulder Lean' by Young Dro to show his support for all of you."

im currently thinking of something comedic right now. i hate people who put all of their business out in their statuses.

Mine says "GeminiFly" is fighting back against violence.

 

[little sneakr princess 23]

"....has *4 days* ....believe...LOVE...FAITH...happiness... TRUST... i [emoji]9829[/emoji] you polar bear."

 

[deletedelete]

my grandmother is evil

 

[vasweetz]

"_____ has some tough decisions to make.."

 

[ritch1088]

I love carpet... I love lamp.

 

[kyrac2]

i'm loving tampa bay for the moment...only cuz they beat boston.

 

[potus2028]

AJ 'goldNboi' Moses is wondering who those dudes were that stole the Cowboys unis and took the field yesterday... (go Cowboys!)

 

[kash55]

BLANK
Never been used, never will.

 

[jdocs]

JDocs is "like when you find $20 in your winter jacket pocket"

it's getting cold out

but

at the same time.

 

[chockiwi]

Chockiwi can't even open her eyes all the way! "Eeehh I had too much fun" Thanks for the FIX[emoji]9829[/emoji].

 

[Retroballer]

Originally Posted by kyrac2

i'm loving tampa bay for the moment...only cuz they beat boston.

thats the only reason i wanted to win. Boston sports teams losing FTW!

 

[NewZ05]

...is ridin the wave via boogie board

 

[kingcrux31]

...IS STILL ALCOHOL FREE

 

[ac4three]

I've never had a Facebook status, but I could see myself making one someday. It would have to be a very special occasion...

 

[pinkloveheart]

"Watch me rise from the ashes like the flight of the Phoenix."

Talib Kweli-Long Life

 

[selfmadepimp]

"is wondering is it wrong cause she wants to get it on till she dies"

 

[winstondon]

"is wondering what's next..."

 

[briteyes12]

.. Is finishing up a paper then One Tree Hill.

 

[d0njaye]

"DJ...is SEXY CAN I ?!?"

 

[zeus23]

Zeus23 heard Rodney King said that I beat it like a cop.

 

[winstondon]

"realizes who will always matter, who does matter, & who never did. #$$@ people from my past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to myfuture...

 

[verdykt]

Kevin Can't wait for Mike Nolan to be fired.

 

[fittednoob]

I'm so confused

 

[reazson]

is going going back back to cali cali