Post your Facebook status. Vol. "If I were a boy..."

[slaptastic]

"Univisim-Galaxious"

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by ElNino8

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by ElNino8

Can I Live?

Jiggaaaaa

Nice edit

did he?

It would say edit if I did Crank. Wake up.

Bobby really hurting for that $5 though I guess.

I swear I didnt see it when I scrolled down, you take the $5 though, I'll take the headshot.

 

[crank lucas]

Originally Posted by ElNino8

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by ElNino8

Can I Live?

Jiggaaaaa

Nice edit

did he?

It would say edit if I did Crank. Wake up.

Bobby really hurting for that $5 though I guess.

Now Im thinking your trying to pull a fast one

If you makea post and edit within like 5 seconds or something the edit thing wont come up

you guys are making my brain hurt Im keeping the 5$

 

[icyyyesr two3]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by ElNino8

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by ElNino8

Can I Live?

Jiggaaaaa

Nice edit

did he?

It would say edit if I did Crank. Wake up.

Bobby really hurting for that $5 though I guess.

Now Im thinking your trying to pull a fast one

If you make a post and edit within like 5 seconds or something the edit thing wont come up

you guys are making my brain hurt Im keeping the 5$

flaker...and i have nothing on my status right now

 

[fantastic4our]

Fantastic4our lost his mind and his cell phone on the same night (lol no really.....)

lost my iphone

 

[dynasty raider]

I thought the only reason it was acceptable for a male to update his status is for shouting out a sports team. GO PHILS!

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by Cragmatic

For the past week I've been changing my status between different lyrics from Kanye's Heartless... just broke up with my girl

I'm actually surprised she hasnt said anything about it yet

Wait right now its from love lockdown

"But the vibe was wrong, and it haunted me all the way home"

before that I had "And you'll just keep hatin me, and we'll just be enemies, I know you can't believe I could just leave it wrong, and you can't make it right..."

I was waiting for her to message me with a sad face saying "I dont hate you

I don't want us to be enemies, I want to make it right!!"

Thankfully I never got that message.

, i been making my status's from heartless too!!!

 

[slimm75]

is thinking........wow, the vikings are good!........not!

 

[iallan]

is baaaaaack.

 

[cristobal]

"Is it really that difficult to stop the pack's offense?"

 

[apples28]

"is laughing too hard."

that's mine from i dunno when. Hmm don't remember why i was laughing.

 

[saint lt]

"My birthday is on Friday!"

 

[thegr8blkhope]

last week it was lines from Heartless for me too (it must be breakup season)

before that i had a campaign against scoliosis
1st one: (thegr8blkhope) "would like to inform everyone still doing it that wearing your bookbag on one shoulder is NOT wavy, scoliosis is not what'spoppin."

then everyone caught feelings (apparently i have a few friends with scoliosis) so i changed it to this

2nd: (thegr8blkhope) "is sorry if he offended anyone with his scoliosis comments, he has uploaded the song 'Shoulder Lean' by Young Dro to showhis support for all of you."

im currently thinking of something comedic right now. i hate people who put all of their business out in their statuses.

 

[gokickrocks]

had a bad case of mudbutt last night.

 

[sorkoram]

"Swagger is chill, flow is reclining, just call me a Lazy boy"

 

[dathustlaboy47]

"...is all dat n a bag of piff"

 

[sjsneakerheadiii]

"WORLD SERIES WITHOUT THE RED SOX OR YANKEES!!!!!!! HOW SWEET IT IS!!!! HOW SWEET IT IS!!!!!!!!"

 

[viiheaven]

"________ welcomes you to the grind. L.I. is work."

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

Joe The-Plumber is THANKING THE DEVIL RAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %$#@ THE RED SUX!!!!!!

 

[bns1201]

was on tv last night: http://www.wftv.com/video/17761194/

Im the dude in the hoody in the backround lol

 

[kix4kix]

"Phillies in 5"

 

[harlemkickdiva]

____ misses the person attached to my relationship status

 

[hkm206]

HKM206 had memories made in the coldest winter

 

[Retroballer]

Tampa Bay Rays! Hi Haters

 

[paidnhalf]

Originally Posted by RetroBaller

Tampa Bay Rays! Hi Haters

naw hommie