Post Simple Things You Can't Do Vol. 1

[derrock]

Spit a loogie on command
Swim in deep water

 

[robaf1]

Originally Posted by FlyNY

Pee straight

Me too.

 

[fl0eticnostalgia]

Originally Posted by jawnyquest

Originally Posted by FL0ETiCNOSTALGiA

Sudoku--everyone seems to know how to play

everyone? not even

everytime im doin one of those joints at least 5 people ask me ''how do you do those?'' its mad annoying.. it aint like its hard.. simple logic

i said, "seems".

a lot of my friends, ppl at work, on train....and when i mention i can't play, they always try to explain. it's been explained to me 3 times, but ireally don't follow...maybe because i suck at anything to do with numbers.

 

[josh4523]

whistle
tie a tie
dance
blow up a bubble with gum
drive manual transmission
sneeze softly

 

[nocomment6]

blow bubble gum
curl my tongue
dunk

 

[msyakuza]

-whistle loudly (the 2 fingers in mouth way)
-I cannot roller skate or ice skate backwards. No matter how hard I try, I just cant get it.
-Oddly enough, I cannot balance on street curbs. I try to do the whole balance beam thing, and I always fall off. I think it has to do with how my feet areshaped.
-I cannot snap with my left hand.
-I cannot make the snap sound with gum.
-At work, I cannot carry a tray with my right hand, even though I am right handed. I use my left.

Is it just me, or when someone decides to poke you REALLY hard in your sides, I cannot write anything on paper due to the fact that my whole arm and hand goesnumb?

 

[xxxthesmoreoxxx]

well for a while i couldn't swallow pills... lol my family made fun of me for a week!

 

[abklynthing]

write in cursive

 

[baby juice]

play cards.

 

[theabove]

I can't do a "hop step" on command, lol.

When I play for some odd reason I can though haha.

 

[rtz13]

Originally Posted by msyakuza

-whistle loudly (the 2 fingers in mouth way)
-I cannot roller skate or ice skate backwards. No matter how hard I try, I just cant get it.
-Oddly enough, I cannot balance on street curbs. I try to do the whole balance beam thing, and I always fall off. I think it has to do with how my feet are shaped.
-I cannot snap with my left hand.
-I cannot make the snap sound with gum.
-At work, I cannot carry a tray with my right hand, even though I am right handed. I use my left.

Is it just me, or when someone decides to poke you REALLY hard in your sides, I cannot write anything on paper due to the fact that my whole arm and hand goes numb?

RIP

 

[bluexsneakerhead]

- write cursive neatly with PEN
- sleep with lights on.. i love the pitch darkness.
- last a day without taking a shower.
- keep my phone alive for at least 12 hours.
- last a day without my phone
- have large chunks of ice in my drinks. i hate it!
- survive with HIGH heels for a day.
- snap
- get an A in my algebra class.

& i'm asian.
- swallow a pill without food or water
- park in the center of a parking space

 

[xbraveheartx]

I'm right handed but I can only snap my fingers with my left.

 

[mc miker]

spin a basketball on my finger.

 

[p charm]

-spit far
-can't do the west side sign on my left hand without positioning my fingers with my right hand

 

[mf doomer]

I cannot burp on command for the life of me.

 

[nick0lis]

i cant burp. well i can, but there like 5-year-old burps

 

[garnerking23]

I cant sit with my back to a door.

 

[nychiphophippo]

pass in basketball with my left
burp on command
i take FOREVER to get ready in the morning. which also leads to being on time as a problem for me. i milk every minute that i get.
dance
tie a tie

 

[jaguar51]

Listen to an entire song on my iPod

Parallel park on my left-hand side

Chew gum w/o poppin it

 

[wraith aka invincible]

snap fingers
pills
my memory is buns too i stayed up all night one time doing homework but didnt hand it in because i forgot i did it

 

[cq23]

drive and have music playing.

 

[mike rocks nikes]

@ some yall
anyways whistle,and snap my left fingers

 

[akf0dy7]

i cant whistle

 

[bgetsbusy]

Blow a bubble with gum
Swim
Cook