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"Is it weird to dislike complements"
Extra average female. An yes it was spelled like that.
"Is it weird to dislike complements"
Extra average female. An yes it was spelled like that.
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I'm the type of guy that respects women and never treats them like +%*@.. If you think this is stupid, well then you don't know how to treat a women!
Wow everyone is telling me that she is a HUGE @@$# and got around to everyone really fast.. Looks are deceiving, did not see that coming!
Girls are ridiculously inconsistent and play games #stupid
I love working out.. If I didn't have the gym, idk what I would be doing with my life. It's the best place to release stress, feel good, and have a fun time lifting weights!
Girls with blue or green eyes... So hot
A girl that tries to dress nice everyday is such a turn on!
A girl that goes to the gym consistently is really hot!
Every girl would love a compliment.. So give them a few and make them smile!
I need to stop doing favors for people, they just taking advantage of me! I'm done
I know that cheating on your girl is the most #$%%#% up thing you can do to her, but most people still cheat #MatureUp
Finding a girl who doesn't smoke anything is getting harder and harder to find these days!
Girl you know he's not going anymore in life so why is it so hard for you to move on to something better..?
dont treat your girl like crap in front of your friends to try and make you look good... not cool
Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ
I hate facebook philosophers more than these humble brags. Don't quote Ralph Waldo Emerson, I know you dawg, you've been to rehab 9 times.
I'm gonna end every text to a girl with "Beautiful" just so they can smile!
Wondering why she haven't texted me yet...
She might think I'm a weirdo because I can't stop starring, but I only stare because she's sooooooo f'n cute!!!
I wish I had someone to talk to until I fall asleep.
Turn on: when i go down to kiss that love spot & that mua fuaka smell like water. if i wasn't hard...i'm brick after that sh#t!
Turn off: when a female smell like a bag of onions & sh#t snacks. BENCH if i can smell yo sh#t, i know you can. #just saying
Turn on: When i'm balls deep in her sh#t, i pull her hair & that Sh#t real. i almost bust everytime lol #team natural
Turn off: i go to pull her hair & when i let go all her hair in my hand. #smdh
WEll $%%! ThEsE @*@@!%$ MuSt Be uSin thE WrONG $%%! CaUse a +*++* LiKe Me KnOWs a SEw iN Is A ALL pUrPoSe ThANg....FiGhtS...RoUgH SeXx...PaRtiES...SeW iNSs! NOthiN QuiTE LikE DeM!!!
Loviin yhu tew da maxxz bay..I cry yhu cry we cry tew gather...diis real love right here n its not going no where...wen yhu are feeling down so am I..diis was da best moment for us n im sure n gladly tew say we learn a lot from it..im so happy n bless tew have a man liike you n my liife...I dont know wat I would have did if God had took yhu away but I thank da lord yhu ate still here n I get tew share every moment n every laught wiidd da person I wanna be wiidd im ur Bestfriend/ wifey n cnt nobody change dhaat...muh love bay n we gon get thru diis
Ill Ride That **** Squeeze My @$+!+ all on that ****... like my @$+!+ sucking the **** untill u cum in me #freaky
Originally Posted by Cheese Wagstaff
I mean, I know this dude gets crazy amounts of P, but is it worth sounding this simp??
Wondering why she haven't texted me yet...
She might think I'm a weirdo because I can't stop starring, but I only stare because she's sooooooo f'n cute!!!
I wish I had someone to talk to until I fall asleep.
Originally Posted by Cheese Wagstaff
I mean, I know this dude gets crazy amounts of P, but is it worth sounding this simp??
Wondering why she haven't texted me yet...
She might think I'm a weirdo because I can't stop starring, but I only stare because she's sooooooo f'n cute!!!
I wish I had someone to talk to until I fall asleep.
Turn on: when i go down to kiss that love spot & that mua fuaka smell like water. if i wasn't hard...i'm brick after that sh#t!
Turn off: when a female smell like a bag of onions & sh#t snacks. BENCH if i can smell yo sh#t, i know you can. #just saying
Turn on: When i'm balls deep in her sh#t, i pull her hair & that Sh#t real. i almost bust everytime lol #team natural
Turn off: i go to pull her hair & when i let go all her hair in my hand. #smdh
WEll $%%! ThEsE @*@@!%$ MuSt Be uSin thE WrONG $%%! CaUse a +*++* LiKe Me KnOWs a SEw iN Is A ALL pUrPoSe ThANg....FiGhtS...RoUgH SeXx...PaRtiES...SeW iNSs! NOthiN QuiTE LikE DeM!!!
Loviin yhu tew da maxxz bay..I cry yhu cry we cry tew gather...diis real love right here n its not going no where...wen yhu are feeling down so am I..diis was da best moment for us n im sure n gladly tew say we learn a lot from it..im so happy n bless tew have a man liike you n my liife...I dont know wat I would have did if God had took yhu away but I thank da lord yhu ate still here n I get tew share every moment n every laught wiidd da person I wanna be wiidd im ur Bestfriend/ wifey n cnt nobody change dhaat...muh love bay n we gon get thru diis
Ill Ride That **** Squeeze My @$+!+ all on that ****... like my @$+!+ sucking the **** untill u cum in me #freaky
Originally Posted by bjamez20
check ins are definitely bad, but the worst are the people who constantly talk about how much they drink/party. this one girl updates her status like 10 times a day, always something about drinking, being hungover, or being a skank
Originally Posted by Degenerate423
Originally Posted by bjamez20
check ins are definitely bad, but the worst are the people who constantly talk about how much they drink/party. this one girl updates her status like 10 times a day, always something about drinking, being hungover, or being a skank
Can't stand this. "So hungover from last night," "still the bp champ!," or "kinda hungover, but can't wait for tonight!" The things people waste their lives doing...
Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5
Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ
I hate facebook philosophers more than these humble brags. Don't quote Ralph Waldo Emerson, I know you dawg, you've been to rehab 9 times.
Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5
Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ
I hate facebook philosophers more than these humble brags. Don't quote Ralph Waldo Emerson, I know you dawg, you've been to rehab 9 times.
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I agree somewhat but some just sound easily annoyed.Originally Posted by RealRubirosa
A lot of you sound bitter and like you never have fun.
Originally Posted by FOOLIO
my mom abuses the check in thing, we were flying to miami, and she checked us in at dc airport, philly airport during the stopover () miami airport, then ritz carlton miami.. then every resturaunt we went to. i had to tell her to stop #+*@%%@ checking me in cause i felt like a dbag lol
Originally Posted by supa vegetto
every AKA post on my newsfeed is a humble brag.
Originally Posted by Cheese Wagstaff
This isn't as simp as it is just disgusting:
Loviin yhu tew da maxxz bay..I cry yhu cry we cry tew gather...diis real love right here n its not going no where...wen yhu are feeling down so am I..diis was da best moment for us n im sure n gladly tew say we learn a lot from it..im so happy n bless tew have a man liike you n my liife...I dont know wat I would have did if God had took yhu away but I thank da lord yhu ate still here n I get tew share every moment n every laught wiidd da person I wanna be wiidd im ur Bestfriend/ wifey n cnt nobody change dhaat...muh love bay n we gon get thru diis
Ill Ride That **** Squeeze My @$+!+ all on that ****... like my @$+!+ sucking the **** untill u cum in me #freaky