Post "humble brags" you see on your FB or Twitter

From Twitter

"Is it weird to dislike complements"

Extra average female. An yes it was spelled like that.
 
Dude on my news feed

"Feelin lazy today.... Eff it, just Shades and Loubs it is"


Like come on son... was that supposed to sound ANY kind of humble?
 
nothing humble about most of these 
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Not really sure if any of these are humble or even brags.... but they annoy the +%*@ out of me... these are all from the same #$@! head. Dude can't stop talking about relationships
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these are just from the past week...

I'm the type of guy that respects women and never treats them like +%*@.. If you think this is stupid, well then you don't know how to treat a women!

Wow everyone is telling me that she is a HUGE @@$# and got around to everyone really fast.. Looks are deceiving, did not see that coming!

Girls are ridiculously inconsistent and play games #stupid

I love working out.. If I didn't have the gym, idk what I would be doing with my life. It's the best place to release stress, feel good, and have a fun time lifting weights!

Girls with blue or green eyes... So hot

A girl that tries to dress nice everyday is such a turn on!

A girl that goes to the gym consistently is really hot!

Every girl would love a compliment.. So give them a few and make them smile!

I need to stop doing favors for people, they just taking advantage of me! I'm done

I know that cheating on your girl is the most #$%%#% up thing you can do to her, but most people still cheat #MatureUp

Finding a girl who doesn't smoke anything is getting harder and harder to find these days!

Girl you know he's not going anymore in life so why is it so hard for you to move on to something better..?

dont treat your girl like crap in front of your friends to try and make you look good... not cool
 
Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ

I hate facebook philosophers more than these humble brags. Don't quote Ralph Waldo Emerson, I know you dawg, you've been to rehab 9 times.
 
Here is another from that simp *!@ dude, he literally just posted
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I'm gonna end every text to a girl with "Beautiful" just so they can smile!
 
I mean, I know this dude gets crazy amounts of P, but is it worth sounding this simp??
Wondering why she haven't texted me yet...


She might think I'm a weirdo because I can't stop starring, but I only stare because she's sooooooo f'n cute!!!


I wish I had someone to talk to until I fall asleep.


This isn't as simp as it is just disgusting:

Turn on: when i go down to kiss that love spot & that mua fuaka smell like water. if i wasn't hard...i'm brick after that sh#t!

Turn off: when a female smell like a bag of onions & sh#t snacks. BENCH if i can smell yo sh#t, i know you can. #just saying


Turn on: When i'm balls deep in her sh#t, i pull her hair & that Sh#t real. i almost bust everytime lol #team natural

Turn off: i go to pull her hair & when i let go all her hair in my hand. #smdh

And this is the type of girl that posts on his wall 
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WEll $%%! ThEsE @*@@!%$ MuSt Be uSin thE WrONG $%%! CaUse a +*++* LiKe Me KnOWs a SEw iN Is A ALL pUrPoSe ThANg....FiGhtS...RoUgH SeXx...PaRtiES...SeW iNSs! NOthiN QuiTE LikE DeM!!!


Loviin yhu tew da maxxz bay..I cry yhu cry we cry tew gather...diis real love right here n its not going no where...wen yhu are feeling down so am I..diis was da best moment for us n im sure n gladly tew say we learn a lot from it..im so happy n bless tew have a man liike you n my liife...I dont know wat I would have did if God had took yhu away but I thank da lord yhu ate still here n I get tew share every moment n every laught wiidd da person I wanna be wiidd im ur Bestfriend/ wifey n cnt nobody change dhaat...muh love bay n we gon get thru diis

Ill Ride That **** Squeeze My @$+!+ all on that ****... like my @$+!+ sucking the **** untill u cum in me #freaky
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Every time I look at his page I become depressed about what the future holds for the human race 
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every AKA post on my newsfeed is a humble brag.

what i really want to know is when a super bad girl posts something dumb like "i love my puppy" and all the simps come out the woodworks.. status pulls like 30+ likes
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Originally Posted by Cheese Wagstaff

I mean, I know this dude gets crazy amounts of P, but is it worth sounding this simp??
Wondering why she haven't texted me yet...
She might think I'm a weirdo because I can't stop starring, but I only stare because she's sooooooo f'n cute!!!


I wish I had someone to talk to until I fall asleep.


This isn't as simp as it is just disgusting:

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Originally Posted by Cheese Wagstaff

I mean, I know this dude gets crazy amounts of P, but is it worth sounding this simp??
Wondering why she haven't texted me yet...
She might think I'm a weirdo because I can't stop starring, but I only stare because she's sooooooo f'n cute!!!


I wish I had someone to talk to until I fall asleep.


This isn't as simp as it is just disgusting:

Turn on: when i go down to kiss that love spot & that mua fuaka smell like water. if i wasn't hard...i'm brick after that sh#t!

Turn off: when a female smell like a bag of onions & sh#t snacks. BENCH if i can smell yo sh#t, i know you can. #just saying


Turn on: When i'm balls deep in her sh#t, i pull her hair & that Sh#t real. i almost bust everytime lol #team natural

Turn off: i go to pull her hair & when i let go all her hair in my hand. #smdh

And this is the type of girl that posts on his wall 
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WEll $%%! ThEsE @*@@!%$ MuSt Be uSin thE WrONG $%%! CaUse a +*++* LiKe Me KnOWs a SEw iN Is A ALL pUrPoSe ThANg....FiGhtS...RoUgH SeXx...PaRtiES...SeW iNSs! NOthiN QuiTE LikE DeM!!!


Loviin yhu tew da maxxz bay..I cry yhu cry we cry tew gather...diis real love right here n its not going no where...wen yhu are feeling down so am I..diis was da best moment for us n im sure n gladly tew say we learn a lot from it..im so happy n bless tew have a man liike you n my liife...I dont know wat I would have did if God had took yhu away but I thank da lord yhu ate still here n I get tew share every moment n every laught wiidd da person I wanna be wiidd im ur Bestfriend/ wifey n cnt nobody change dhaat...muh love bay n we gon get thru diis

Ill Ride That **** Squeeze My @$+!+ all on that ****... like my @$+!+ sucking the **** untill u cum in me #freaky
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Every time I look at his page I become depressed about what the future holds for the human race 
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:rollin I remember I had a couple of 'em that text like thar, back in '02-'03

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Originally Posted by bjamez20

check ins are definitely bad, but the worst are the people who constantly talk about how much they drink/party. this one girl updates her status like 10 times a day, always something about drinking, being hungover, or being a skank
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Can't stand this.  "So hungover from last night," "still the bp champ!," or "kinda hungover, but can't wait for tonight!"  The things people waste their lives doing
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Originally Posted by Degenerate423

Originally Posted by bjamez20

check ins are definitely bad, but the worst are the people who constantly talk about how much they drink/party. this one girl updates her status like 10 times a day, always something about drinking, being hungover, or being a skank
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Can't stand this.  "So hungover from last night," "still the bp champ!," or "kinda hungover, but can't wait for tonight!"  The things people waste their lives doing
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Originally Posted by potus2028

Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5

Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ

I hate facebook philosophers more than these humble brags. Don't quote Ralph Waldo Emerson, I know you dawg, you've been to rehab 9 times.


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I do too. These people kill me. That and quoting bible verses. The owrse is the chick who does this

Saturday: I'm going out to get f'd up. Bottles on me. Hope I wake up in my own bed (wink wink0
Sunday: Thank you father for another beautful day. Off to church. I nmeed that daily word.

like what the hell is that
 
Hate Those Simp's that play the card "My mom raised me right, on how to treat a girl right, am I the Only One that does?" "I'm a guy that opens the door for a lady, pays for everything"

Just to boast and low-self esteem women flock to it and dude gets abundance of 'likes'


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this one dude, Posts EVERYDAY when he is going into work. I swear if I was a stalker this would be too easy. (bartender) every minute he posts drink specials and posts pics of the drinks he makes. Are you serious? We Get it your a bartender and its DEAD where you work at. and as well he boasts on the Massive tips he makes. Keep in mind as well, he's that dude as well that simps, thinking he's every womans prayer of a gentleman.
 
Originally Posted by FOOLIO

my mom abuses the check in thing, we were flying to miami, and she checked us in at dc airport, philly airport during the stopover (
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) miami airport, then ritz carlton miami.. then every resturaunt we went to. i had to tell her to stop #+*@%%@ checking me in cause i felt like a dbag lol
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Originally Posted by Cheese Wagstaff



This isn't as simp as it is just disgusting:


Loviin yhu tew da maxxz bay..I cry yhu cry we cry tew gather...diis real love right here n its not going no where...wen yhu are feeling down so am I..diis was da best moment for us n im sure n gladly tew say we learn a lot from it..im so happy n bless tew have a man liike you n my liife...I dont know wat I would have did if God had took yhu away but I thank da lord yhu ate still here n I get tew share every moment n every laught wiidd da person I wanna be wiidd im ur Bestfriend/ wifey n cnt nobody change dhaat...muh love bay n we gon get thru diis
Ill Ride That **** Squeeze My @$+!+ all on that ****... like my @$+!+ sucking the **** untill u cum in me #freaky
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Every time I look at his page I become depressed about what the future holds for the human race 
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I am speechless.
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I've seen people lie and say they are going or currently at such and such. One girl said that she was going to Florida and put on her Facebook status "heading to Disney World to see Mickey." Saw her at Queens Center Mall.
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