Post a sports headline that will never happen

[peerl3ss all day]

Cal Trackstar, Stokke releases album produced by peerL3ss

 

[darthska]

There are very few funny replies in here, but some of the ones that ARE funny are hilarious.

Dude said 'O.J. Finds Killer!'

 

[jdmfanatic]

"Fan charges out of the stands to rape Kobe Bryant."

Tables are turning, eh, Kobe?

 

[darthska]

I have expressed my antipathy for Kobe quite a few times... but seriously, the rape jokes weren't funny back THEN, and they're getting less and lessfunny (and more and more annoying) by the minute.

 

[DeadsetAce]

Originally Posted by Roc Boy Jada


"Red Sox win back-to back World Series"

O'rly??? Cause that has happened...

 

[nycknicks105]

^^not really back to back...the red sox won in 04 and then won last year. So it wasn't back to back.

 

[DeadsetAce]

Originally Posted by nycknicks105

^^not really back to back...the red sox won in 04 and then won last year. So it wasn't back to back.

Yes but way back in time (1915 and 1916) it happened...so technically, yes that headline has happened

 

[mrmoneyindabank]

"Isaiah Thomas wins coach of the year award"

 

[true 3 blue]

Originally Posted by belle155

mr hustle took the one i was thinkin of right away but ill say it anyways...

"LeBron to New York"

yall cleveland fans are in denial.

 

[CJMcfly26]

Kwame Brown Voted MVP.
Kwame Brown avg 30.8 ppg
Kwame Brown avg 12 rpg
Kwame Brown haves large hands

 

[prurientsole]

"Shaq Traded, Has Nothing But Nice Things to Say About His Former Team"

 

[flydaily]

Originally Posted by dreClark

"Miami Hurricane Running Back FSU player found guilty of all charges"

i swear yall players always get off the hook and then run bleachers for Bowden as punishment

 

[745i]

"the Miami Dolphins had an excellent Draft Day"

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

Originally Posted by FlyDaily

Originally Posted by dreClark

"Miami Hurricane Running Back FSU player found guilty of all charges"

i swear yall players always get off the hook and then run bleachers for Bowden as punishment

You jealous????

 

[Original Playa Records]

Texans ....

 

[goodfellaz86]

"Barry Was Proven to Never be on Steroids"

"In his 12th year Tavaris Jackson is a proven starter for the Minnesota Vikings"

 

[darthska]

Alright, my turn.

'CINCY BENGALS TO BE GIVEN PRESIDENT'S AWARD FOR MODEL TEAM CITIZENSHIP'

'GRANT HILL ASSAULTS OPPONENT, CHOKES REFEREE'

'DWIGHT HOWARD EXPLODES FOR 13 BLOCKS, 47 PTS... WITH ZERO DUNKS'

DAVID ECKSTEIN WINS MLB'S FIRST EVER CHARITY DUNK CONTEST'

'ICHIRO ENJOYS 4HR/10 RBI GAME; QUOTE "SINGLES ARE OVERRATED"'

'YOU ARE OUR OWN NEIGHBOR; '72 DOLPHINS JOINED BY '08-'09 DOLPHINS AS THE ONLY TWO PERFECT TEAMS'

Sorry, 'Phins fans.

'FORMER TEAMMATES DIRK & NASH NAMED CO-DEFENSIVE PLAYERS OF THE YEAR'

'MOSS GOES BALD, T.O. WITH THE BLOWOUT; EXCLUSIVE PICS INSIDE'

'TIGER FINISHES DEAD LAST FOR THE 4TH CONSECUTIVE MAJOR; BLAMES CAMERAMEN AND NIKE'
O.K., that 'cameramen' part probably would happen. But we know that 'dead last' part will NEVER happen, and if it ever did, he DAMN sureain't blaming Nike.

And, before you get all offended, Tiger fans: lighten up, it's just a joke.

Of course I'm a Tiger fan, as well as an Eckstein fan and a Grant Hill fan.

'NIELSEN'S RATINGS ARE IN: YESTERDAY'S PRO BOWL WAS THE MOST WATCHED SPORTING EVENT THIS DECADE'

'MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST EARNS ALL STAR SPOT THIS YEAR AFTER BECOMING A PRO ATHLETE JUST LAST YEAR'

'12-TIME ALL STAR, 3-TIME LEAGUE MVP GOES DOUBLE PLATINUM AFTER TRADING HIS JERSEY FOR A MIC JUST LAST YEAR'

That's all from me.

Hope at least a couple of 'em were funny.

 

[stringer bell 32]

Originally Posted by 23ska909red02

Alright, my turn.

'CINCY BENGALS TO BE GIVEN PRESIDENT'S AWARD FOR MODEL TEAM CITIZENSHIP'

'GRANT HILL ASSAULTS OPPONENT, CHOKES REFEREE'

'DWIGHT HOWARD EXPLODES FOR 13 BLOCKS, 47 PTS... WITH ZERO DUNKS'

DAVID ECKSTEIN WINS MLB'S FIRST EVER CHARITY DUNK CONTEST'

'ICHIRO ENJOYS 4HR/10 RBI GAME; QUOTE "SINGLES ARE OVERRATED"'

'YOU ARE OUR OWN NEIGHBOR; '72 DOLPHINS JOINED BY '08-'09 DOLPHINS AS THE ONLY TWO PERFECT TEAMS'

Sorry, 'Phins fans.

'FORMER TEAMMATES DIRK & NASH NAMED CO-DEFENSIVE PLAYERS OF THE YEAR'

'MOSS GOES BALD, T.O. WITH THE BLOWOUT; EXCLUSIVE PICS INSIDE'

'TIGER FINISHES DEAD LAST FOR THE 4TH CONSECUTIVE MAJOR; BLAMES CAMERAMEN AND NIKE'
O.K., that 'cameramen' part probably would happen. But we know that 'dead last' part will NEVER happen, and if it ever did, he DAMN sure ain't blaming Nike.

And, before you get all offended, Tiger fans: lighten up, it's just a joke.

Of course I'm a Tiger fan, as well as an Eckstein fan and a Grant Hill fan.

'NIELSEN'S RATINGS ARE IN: YESTERDAY'S PRO BOWL WAS THE MOST WATCHED SPORTING EVENT THIS DECADE'

'MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST EARNS ALL STAR SPOT THIS YEAR AFTER BECOMING A PRO ATHLETE JUST LAST YEAR'

'12-TIME ALL STAR, 3-TIME LEAGUE MVP GOES DOUBLE PLATINUM AFTER TRADING HIS JERSEY FOR A MIC JUST LAST YEAR'

That's all from me.

Hope at least a couple of 'em were funny.

Finally, some creativity

 

[stoneyjax]

"Tony Delk scores 50pts for a 2nd Time in his Career"

"Adam 'Pacman' Jones & Floyd Mayweather Jr. Scuffle At Local Strip Club Over Making it Rain"

"Legendary Boxing Trainer Roger Mayweather Goes to the Dentist"

 

[nychiphophippo]

MAYNE EVENT TO HELP TIM DUNCAN WITH LOW POST GAME

 

[babyloc23]

"Dikembe Motumbo Retires From The NBA"

"Sam Cassell Gets A Makeover"

"Yao Ming MVP Of Team USA!!

 

[stoneyjax]

"76ers Fans Give Kobe Bryant Standing Ovation"

 

[onewearz]

MANNY RAMIREZ TAKES A BATH !

 

[codyj1326]

Niketalk's slacking. I opened this thread to see this one at least a couple times. Come on guys. As a Buckeye fan it pains me to say it:

"Ohio State Buckyes defeat (insert SEC team here) in (insert bowl game here) to win the National Championship"

 

[roc boy jada]

Originally Posted by DeadsetAce

Originally Posted by Roc Boy Jada


"Red Sox win back-to back World Series Once Again."

O'rly??? Cause that has happened...

I forgot all about that. Bambino was still apitcher.

Well, I fixed it.