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Oh this thread is hilarious!!!the bunny hahaha
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Originally Posted by MaddenFan04
Me: You like like my first wife.
Her: How many wives have you had?
Me: None
Originally Posted by chris82790
can i take a picture of you so i could show santa what i want for christmas
Originally Posted by Disfunctional
You: Hi
Her: Hi
You: *Whips it out*
Originally Posted by KIDFLY SniperElite007
Whats the deal honey buns. Ya'll like Pop Tarts
Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG
I'm about to go to this new place opening. Wanna know what it's called?
Sure.
Your legs.
Originally Posted by Gregory House
Originally Posted by KIDFLY SniperElite007
Whats the deal honey buns. Ya'll like Pop Tarts
Jamal Smith is a G.
Originally Posted by FeeNix89
If I flip this coin, what do u think my chances are of gettin' head?
I'll be BK and you'll be mcdonald's, I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it.
Motion her to come with ur pointer finger, and if she does say "I made u come with one finger, imagine what the rest of the night could be like"
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more then a few inches tonight.
You: U work at subway?
Girl: Why?
You: 'Cause u just gave me a footlong
Originally Posted by 23kidd
ehh I'll give it a try:
You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.
Originally Posted by vkhoj
Originally Posted by 23kidd
ehh I'll give it a try:
You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.
*%*@$++ GOLD
Originally Posted by 23kidd
ehh I'll give it a try:
You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.