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Originally Posted by badboyf0life420
i legitmately laughed out loud at thisOriginally Posted by Menacin Methods
"get in the car"
Originally Posted by FeeNix89
If I flip this coin, what do u think my chances are of gettin' head?
I'll be BK and you'll be mcdonald's, I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it.
Motion her to come with ur pointer finger, and if she does say "I made u come with one finger, imagine what the rest of the night could be like"
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more then a few inches tonight.
You: U work at subway?
Girl: Why?
You: 'Cause u just gave me a footlong
Originally Posted by raptors29
Originally Posted by Gregory House
Originally Posted by seventh letter
I've got the F, the C, and the K, the only thing missing is you.
I'm using this tomorrow.
niceOriginally Posted by daproblem53
me:"you look nice with no pants on"
her:"huh"
me:"im sorry my watch is a hour ahead"
My stomach hurts from laffing so much...Originally Posted by sportinjordans916
You: Are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: What BBQ?
You: The one where I slap my meat in your grill.
Originally Posted by Stixx
My stomach hurts from laffing so much...Originally Posted by sportinjordans916
You: Are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: What BBQ?
You: The one where I slap my meat in your grill.
Originally Posted by Methedy24
- I don't use no pick-up lines; stopped using them in the late 90's
- I just be like: