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"Do you like peanut butter?"
"Yes"
"Me too. Let's have sex"
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"Yes"
"Me too. Let's have sex"
100% success rate with me
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Originally Posted by daproblem53
me:"you look nice with no pants on"
her:"huh"
me:"im sorry my watch is a hour ahead"
Originally Posted by seventh letter
I've got the F, the C, and the K, the only thing missing is you.
that line is straight pfffttttttOriginally Posted by tml09
"Lest me smasheth from the posterior in a manner to which canines are accustomed."
1800s pick up lines