i had a feeling I would ruffle a few feathers.
"There's only one "return" okay, and it ain't "of the king," it's "of the Jedi"
But i'm just not a fan of the movies. I tried to watch the first one twice and I couldn't do it.
clerks 2 wasn't nearly as good as the first but it was damn funny and very crude.
Randal Graves That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his +$$%@!! @%%@. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey %#@#@$, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Randal Graves: And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam +$$%@!! flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth.
Dante Hicks: What are you writing over there, your memoirs?
Randal Graves: I'm battling this %*@+$+# on his blog's message boards.
Dante Hicks: About what?
Randal Graves: About how he's got too much free time and no life. A guy in a wheelchair who's always preying on other people's sympathies, writing these long diatribes about how he'll never walk again, and how walkers should appreciate the blessings of their functioning legs, so I've been getting into it with him, throwing it right back in his stupid crippie-boy face about how I love to just sit around, and how I'd rather drive to the end of the block than walk!
Dante Hicks: The guy's in a wheelchair.
Randal Graves: Yeah. That's why I called him "crippie-boy."
Becky: !#%%, I had to take a %*+*%%' order off a guy I blew after Junior Prom, once.
Randal Graves: Yeah, I've waited on your brother, too.
Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized %!$#?
Randal Graves: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized ****.
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