I'm back.
On an EXTREMELY limited basis. Limited meaning my patience is supremely limited this time around. I haven't even bothered checking this thread in probably9 months, because I seriously got tired of answering the same 400 questions over and over again. I am here to guide you in taking care of your shoes, notaddress every single jean stain, coffee spill, sperm stain, chewing gum disaster, and the myriad of other imbecilic questions I got before. I am a resource foryou to take care of your own shoes, not the cure all and do all for every single problem you have. Page ONE is where 99% of you need to go to get questionsanswered. SeedofEvil, if you think this post is worthless, I strongly suggest you burn your shoes, and stay out of my way. I worked for WEEKSputting this post together 2 years ago, for no pay, very little thanks, and a decent amount of appreciation from a good number of people. I am going to workclosely with mds this time around, that smartassed remarks like that that contribute nothing to this post get permanently banned down to the IP address. Theblack toe conversion kit is a matter of simply making up the correct ratio for black paint and acetone, and going to air-jordans.com and comparing the pics. Iused to have that page bookmarked, and thanks to someone in my complex getting a virus, and me getting nailed like the 3 Whores of the Apocolypse, that pagehas disappeared.
I am about to officially give up on the one thing most of us have sworn by for years: Silica packs. I'm getting a sense that we are going the wrongdirection on this. My upstairs closet, dry as a bone, silica in every box, and Damp Rid in there, and humidity literally at 10% or less, and while I'veavoided yellowing, the soles have gone beyond cracking. My 95 Olive Drab IX's crumbled on me out one day back in October, and short of literally hosingeach shoe down in Armor All daily, I think we're going the wrong direction in storing the shoes. I live in the desert, and year round, it's dry here.I'm about to sit down and design a walk in humidor, wall to wall cedar panelling, with sliding doors on the closet to keep the moisture in, and the shoesthat do yellow with clear soles, the V, VI, XI, XVI, XIX, I will leave a silica pack in to keep them from turning. I'm officially over 60 pairs of Jordans,and they go back all the way to 94 retros, and I want to be able to store them, I want to be able to wear them too.
Again, I'm back. I'm here to help, but don't push my patience, my generosity, or any other button you feel like pressing to get a rise out of me.This is the third and final time I come here to help. You show me your gratitude by acting like a bunch of asylum nutjobs, you can just let your shoes rot.