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- Sep 21, 2012
DAMN family basically just said **** your day dad, we don't give a **** about some made up holiday.One of my kids lazily told me happy Father’s Day
Other one didn’t say anything
But asked can I go to the grocery store
To get ice cream home after work
Other one too young to know
Wife posted her happy Father’s Day post at like 10pm
And I was at work alllllll day till like 11pm
My fam so trash
I’m going on strike all day today/tomorrow
I changed the WiFi password Just now
They all gonna be messaging
and calling me About the WiFi
But I’m putting my phone on do not disturb
Before I head out to work in the morning
I’ll be the first one up in the morning
After I brush my teeth
I’m taking all the toothpaste down to the car
And throwing it in my trunk
Along with all the toilet paper
I mean yeah every year they make a big deal
And I tell em it’s ok
Y’all aint gotta do this and do that
But damn I didn’t mean don’t do NOTHING
They a Bunch of lames
Matter of fact let me hurry up and go take the tv remotes
And video game controllers and hide them in my shoe boxes