OFFICIAL NFL OFFSZN THREAD 2023-24: R.I.P Jacoby Jones

[IATT]

 

[finessence]

Mans 5’0” and looks like he bummed a pair of size 12 nonslip joints

Imagine trying to evade them boys with some ill fitting size 12s

 

[finessence]

eagles joint

 

[aepps20]

aepps20

When Zach Morphs into the Black Power Ranger there is no stopping him

 

[bonde111]

@651akathepaul Tell your old lady to take it easy

One of the most Minnesota things I’ve seen. Of course she has a Bloody Mary in that big ol mug! Hahaha!

Not all people here in MN talk like her, but when they do, I always laugh at how silly they sound.

 

[finessence]

aepps20

That one student who gets his first “A” ever… as senior and mommy sticks it up on the refrigerator

 

[DeadsetAce]

QB rating

 

[TipsyMcStagga]

Stephen A is interviewing Roger Goodell right now. He's asking some pretty good questions. Of course he's getting all PC answers though lol

 

[mr s j king]

Way too early to put Dallas up top. Guaranteed this was made by a Cowboys fan

Cowboys at the top of any list like that is hilarious

Shiiiiiii

 

[Bantz Lord T]

Shiiiiiii

Do it in the playoffs

 

[getback]

Her music is mid to me. She’s overrated imo. Can’t dance etc. if she were a black woman she wouldn’t have half the success she’s had.

Are you a 16 year old female? Cause I think that's the demo she's going for. I'd say 99.9% of NTers feel the same way as you.

 

[mr s j king]

Do it in the playoffs

Every week is the playoffs for the Cowboys

MF’ers were keeping stats during our training camp workouts

 

[k3stacks]

With or without Arod this a big game for Dak. As long as Wilson dont give them short fields from turnovers this an early litmus test for Dak and that offense.

 

[DeadsetAce]

Do it in the playoffs

 

[Maximus Meridius]

 

[broncos19dm]

 

[broncos19dm]

 

[IATT]

 

[finessence]

Wouldn’t want to urge Orenthal to “silence” anyone

That’s threatening him with a good time

J/k

 

[IATT]

 

[mr s j king]

Typical new york haters…nothing new

Got that asss tapped 40-0 and feelings hurt so bad they gotta crack jokes to cope with that pain

 

[DeadsetAce]

is Fraud's torn achilles on the same leg he strained a calf on during the start of camp?

 

[broncos19dm]

 

[DeadsetAce]

hell yeah

one of the bests out there

 

[broncos19dm]

So many reoccurring, new, and lingering injuries after week 1, especially hamstrings