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All I heard you say is that you hate the holidays. Bah humbug back to you, Mr. Scrooge.Turdunkens aren't even really thanksgiving inspired, though. I mean yes the name comes from turducken served at thanksgiving and the special packaging had the nerf set and cranberry sauce laces. But the actual shoe itself is based off a mallard, hence the colors, feathers, iridescence, and orange soles. It would make more sense to wear those to a park that has ducks than to thanksgiving - unless you really are eating turducken All the christmas sweater dunks are hideous period and should never be worn.
If y'all couldn't tell though I don't own a single pair of holiday specific shoes because
When you have short legs, crews really cut into the skin. Even if I just pull them up to the bottom of my calves, you can see the sock pattern in my skin for hours after I take them off.Do yawl not like having your socks raised all the way up?
ive seen a couple people wear the not raised Crew Nike socks
I'm a teacher, so I rock the Ugly Xmas sweaters the whole week of finals before the holiday break.Yeah, I absolutely LOVE my Mallard Dunk High SBs, but them being called the Turduckens always irked me a smidge. In particular because as you pointed out, they’re really just Mallard Duck themed. I own the special box pair from Concepts, but the whole turducken concept of a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, is weakly only actually achieved connected via the special box pairs. And I call that connection weak because the special box pairs come with a pair of “chicken” socks (which go inside the duck shoes), and in the box the shoes come “inside” a sheet of “turkey” tissue paper. Besides that, yeah, they’re just duck themed. Like that’s the only thread that makes them “Turdunkens.” Still dope as hell to me regardless though.
I love my black Ugly Sweater Dunk High SBs too. They’re supposed to be hideous. Just like I’m only wearing an actual ugly sweater to some type of themed or purposeful event, same goes for the only times I wear my ugly sweater SBs.
Lol just playin, hope you got them.you sure about that?
Lol just playin, hope you got them.
Your Pollens are somewhere elseTeddy, you got my Pollen 1s in there?
I prefer taserNo pepper spray?
Oh teddy.Your Pollens are somewhere else
Slightly off topic but y’all remember when these were a thing?
Slightly off topic but y’all remember when these were a thing?
Only dudes in the south and Midwest were on this bamma shxt and it was a very niche thing. It was never a trend that was too popular, mostly celebrities were rocking this.Slightly off topic but y’all remember when these were a thing?
Spoony spoony spoonyOh teddy.
The tail was a thing in certain places. Chris brown actually wore them a ton.
Pass on Marinas. I don't really care for this reverse color blocking. The og is perfect to me.I like the Marinas, but can’t help but feel they’re just a lesser version of the Royals.
ResaLE maybe, but resell…no way.