OfficiaL '16 NYK offseason thread, Melo goes to bodega in bathrobe and Olympic hat

[nick.]

They been scouting Toure Murray.

Eh.

squad coming byke

Chris Smith, James White & Travis Wear are next

 

[Air Pope]

They been scouting Toure Murray.

Eh.

squad coming byke

Chris Smith, James White & Travis Wear are next

Can't wait.

*Bart Scott voice*

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Knickstape back?

 

[LIL PRETTY TONE]

here's to signing T WROT

 

[bm35]

Bring Toney Douglas home.

 

[nick.]

http://gothamist.com/2015/12/31/subway_2015_best_worst.php

i know some of y'all are in these pictures

 

[flyeed]

Seeing Lance Thomas' shot chart during the last game reminded me of this from the offseason where we messed with onewearz about watching the tank
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watching the tank is ur own fault b. like there's millions of tv shows/movies/good basketball teams, and you chose to watch our team lose on purpose?   

Son deserves a Purple Heart for that.

my man is the only dude with the full scouting report and tendencies of Lance Thomas and Ricky Ledo.

dude has Langston Galloway's shot chart etched on his bedroom wall.

i heard he got a man bun because of Lou Amundson

dude traded for Travis Wear in his 2K franchise because he knows exactly how to use him

One of my friends who I haven't seen in a while rocks a man bun these days. Last time I saw him all I could think about is damn, dude is a mini Lou Admundson.

I love you dudes.

 

[nick.]

"my man is the only dude with the full scouting report and tendencies of Lance Thomas and Ricky Ledo"

i'm dead

 

[ravagebx]

dude traded for Travis Wear in his 2K franchise because he knows exactly how to use him

Real tears 

 

[phar0]

 

[harlemtothebronx]

dude traded for Travis Wear in his 2K franchise because he knows exactly how to use him

Real tears 

This just killed me, because I've done **** like that before.

 

[Air Pope]

 

[bigjny88]

The memories of last season defined in those series of long *** quotes LMAO 

 

 

[johnnyredstorm]

classic

 

[ballinsam23]

 

[xbiker47]

 

[nick.]

picked up my KP Slam mag

 

[ballinsam23]

Wait....there's an "L" in "Vol" and "Title"

 

[nick.]

not gonna be on NT for the game :\

let's get W #20 & make the playoff push!

 

[you go boy]

Lopez got heart. Been playing with 1 shoe for like 3 possessions

 

[ny mavurs]

KP gunning out there

 

[harlemtothebronx]

KP hot.

 

[joebo21]

Lopez with the one shoe spin cycle

KP

 

[nycknicks105]

Amir Johnson is a jerk for knocking down Lopez's shoe during a dead ball. It's one thing to do it while in play, but during a dead ball? Then this guy has the nerve to puff his chest after making that lucky bank shot.

 

[squatchnt]

Heat check! LOL