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Master Zik & Lrrr ya'll come on down to L.A. i'll introduce ya'll to some of the freaks L.A. has to offer.
NT, tell your "whip it out" stories
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i tried it once and it worked so i have had a 100% success rate! haha
chick: i heard persian guys have small johnsons
me: well why dont you find out *wapow!!*
chick: speechless.....then starts going to work.
chick: i heard persian guys have small johnsons
me: well why dont you find out *wapow!!*
chick: speechless.....then starts going to work.
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My only success of "whippin it out" always resulted in a HJ:\ especially back in 6th and 7th grade
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Originally Posted by Whateversclever
A+ executionOriginally Posted by r0yalty
Originally Posted by Kim1
Damn, so if you kiss someone, that means you gotta give him some?Originally Posted by SylvesterMcGrizzly
i aint beggin for +%@$... unlike TLC....but if you wasn't gonna hit him off why would you suck face wit him?
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It's NT, what did you expect? Over half of these stories are either exaggerated or just made up.
at that horrible attempt at a valid story.
put em up
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^^^^ thank you, im glad im not the only who thought that story was nonsense.
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Originally Posted by Three6mafia2007
This whole thread is
but this one got me:
Originally Posted by Dynamic X
No you didn't. Go play your Wii or something.Originally Posted by YoungSk8
I remember back in '01 I had to whip it out!!! At the time girls were thinking since I'm 5'7'' and a buck fifty i would be packing something small and fragile. "boy were they wrong!!" so me and my boys are chillin at these girls house and the girls bring up "D" so they go down the line asking/guessing what we had stored away and when they get to me they laugh and try to skip me. so i told them if one of ya'll get me up i'll whip it out for all ya'll to see. so one girl hops up and starts working her magic, after a few sec. my tent is fully pitched and i whip it out for the ladies. they are likeso now you know my head is blown up!! lol later the girl that was working her magic took me in her room and did our thing. you know ladies they talk, so word spread like a L.A. wild fire and it's been on ever since.
I'm not saying all of these stories are ducktales, but this is porn story material.I wouldn't be surprised if you said you and your boys were plumbers wearing cut-off jean shorts.
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Did this last night. My first time not getting hard. We were making out in my room, mad dark. Mad sexual tension between me and this chick. She's done medirty before, never let me hit it. So, i'm trying to ruin her life and pummel her @%@%. At this point, we still making out, I slide my hand down her pantsand get the party started. Soon later..I literally thought of all yall saying when in doubt whip it out...I whip it out in chub mode, thinking for surehe'll get up. Then I start thinking bout how this chick tried to play me and I just couldn't get up
. I take it as a sign to never talk to this !#%again
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Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin
I have a story.
About a year ago I was talking to this Mormon girl. We have always had a crush on each other but never dated because our lives/beliefs just don't mingle. Anyway- she lives in an apartment near campus and she invited me over. Said she wanted to "makeout." I was like, "hey its late, so if I come over I'm staying the night cuz I ain't driving back home." So I went over and we started kissing and touching a bit. Well, i get boners mad easy and I was full blown- so I started getting closer to her body so she could feel it. Oh, and I was weraing gym shorts with boxers so you know it was of the chain. She says "you're big huh." Keep in mind that she has only seen/held one (she was dating this kid for a year and almost married him. I guess they messed aropund a bit but she always repented to her bishop etc. mormon and being temple ready stuff). So we were df'nfor a minute and she rolled over and was like "I gotta stop because I will do something I regret"
So this is. I'm laying beside her in the dark.....horny as hell.....so...I whip it out and start stroking...I mean puttin in work. I don't know how I built up the nerve but I did. She obviously wasn't sleeping and was like "oh my gosh what are you doing????". I was like "ok I will stop." She said "well wait, you don't have to, can I watch?". I was like.......... So she started kissing me while I was handling it and then eventually she moved her hand down....and then her head
. She asked me "is it gonna be alot?". I said "I dunno its always a suprise"
. A while later.....sho nuff
Can't believe that whipping it out actually worked
I haven't laughed that loud at a post in a while.
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yeeupp
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Alot of dudes are posting WIO stories of when they're supposed to...
but to think about it i never did this at a random time...I'm DEF gonna try tho..
One time i was wit this chick watchin da katt williams stand up and he was talkin about girls giving head..
nd about 5 minutes after that she told me "take your d... out so i could suck it".
... so i guess she made me WIO... but this don't really count
but to think about it i never did this at a random time...I'm DEF gonna try tho..
One time i was wit this chick watchin da katt williams stand up and he was talkin about girls giving head..
nd about 5 minutes after that she told me "take your d... out so i could suck it".
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Lmao, great stories guys
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After "whipping it out"
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Me:
Her:
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Paul Bunyan tall tale %+@ cats in here.
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Nah haven't tried it on some random type %!% wen I'm chillin wit a female only do so wen I'm with my girl cause she can't say no to it but Inever did it with any other chick if we not already doin anything sexual I'm not to fond of my junk on soft it'll probably kill any chance of the beats
if at medium or any higher I'm definitly wit it
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thread is straight comedy
ebay 23
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My junior year of HS I was at a party I was dancing with this pretty cute girl, we start making out, we go to the top of the stairs I whipped it out I was rockhard she went to work she gave me great dome I had no rubber but I gave her a mouthful!!!
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Originally Posted by KingFoamNYC
Nah haven't tried it on some random type %!% wen I'm chillin wit a female only do so wen I'm with my girl cause she can't say no to it but I never did it with any other chick if we not already doin anything sexual I'm not to fond of my junk on soft it'll probably kill any chance of the beatsif at medium or any higher I'm definitly wit it
Throw it over your wrist like a watch, it'll work! Word to Nick Swardson ...
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Originally Posted by illfrozn
Originally Posted by KingFoamNYC
Nah haven't tried it on some random type %!% wen I'm chillin wit a female only do so wen I'm with my girl cause she can't say no to it but I never did it with any other chick if we not already doin anything sexual I'm not to fond of my junk on soft it'll probably kill any chance of the beatsif at medium or any higher I'm definitly wit it
Throw it over your wrist like a watch, it'll work! Word to Nick Swardson ...
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haha.. yo i dont suggest anyone try the soft whip it out. Thats asking for a lot when you dont even know what you are getting. If you gonna do it make sure uready to goo so the girl feels it to... thats jus my 2 cents on the matter. and ya ive done it with sucess.. lol never failed to be honest.
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^this man just inspired me
... yo y'all think this will work on a bestfriend u been wantin to pummel ya whole life but u just can't break the ice?
