NT Real Life: I get no yambz. Help me. :(

Honestly man, stop beating your meat. It's causing you to be complacent. Once you do this, you'll increase your drive and determination which will force you to take the only other option, which is getting some cheeks.

You are your worse enemy.
 
Honestly man, stop beating your meat. It's causing you to be complacent. Once you do this, you'll increase your drive and determination which will force you to take the only other option, which is getting some cheeks.
You are your worse enemy.

ain't that the truth
 
Listen to his music and act like him





If no yambs are achieved buy a fleshlight.
bruhhh.... WHY... did you tell him this...?

Whatslosinglike... don't listen to this man...

Becoming the #basedgod will get you too many yambs, my dude. We gotta ease you into this...

Learning #basedness for yambs is like learning to ride a motorcycle on a Hyubusa
 
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I find it extremely difficult to get out and talk to women. I just feel like they don't take me seriously. I don't know if I'm ugly or what :( I'm in the perfect position to get some yambz, just moved into my dorm yesterday and saw PLENTY of prospects. I just dont know how to get them on the team :{ somebody throw me some serious tips, because I can't go this whole semester without dipping my bread stick in some nutella.
 
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bruhhh.... WHY... did you tell him this...?
Whatslosinglike... don't listen to this man...
Becoming the #basedgod will get you too many yambs, my dude. We gotta ease you into this...
Learning #basedness for yambs is like learning to ride a motorcycle on a Hyubusa
May be true, he needs to learn.
 
I had a long day just wanted to post in the stories no one will believe thread...guy stabbed his roomate in the neck of drinking his arizona ans spending his food stamps. But saw this thread and cant leave a homie in need.

Youre in a slump, to get out of this slump youre gonna need to go the strip club. Polish up on your sexual communication, if you re so rusty a stripper wont even respond and she gets paid to, its bafder than we thought.

Find the most prettiest one, one youd wife up and save...pay for it. Flirt all night, make her work for gfe, then pay to knock her down.
You need this, you need to know that you can conquer some top notch box....when you walk around campus all the pretty ones will smell the alpha on you, you wont be scared to engage in conversation becuase the anxiety is gone.

Its important for a man to know that he has had good looking women, it puts things in perspective for you and potential partners.
It boosts your confidence to talk to women about anything because youre not wondering how it is to be with a pretty female
She'll appreciate not being on a pedestal and more open to let you try her out.
 
Some of y'all. 
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You said you're in college and living in a dorm, see how the first semester goes and if you aren't smashing at least 3 times every week shooting game at random parties, join a respectable fraternity. This will give you great networking opportunities before and after you've graduated and there's always at least 2-3 sororities that hang with each (respectable) fraternity and you'll meet good friends that are girls as well. Honestly in first semester my freshman year I only smashed my girlfriend and a girl from work. And I only saw my girl once every other week (If that) since we lived an hour apart, I was mainly smashing the broad from work - and I was working part time. I was mostly getting it in once or twice a week and sometimes none at all. Girl from work and I would work every Friday and she lived near the dorms (I lived in dorms my freshman rookie semester and she went to the same Uni I did) and she didn't have a car so I gave her rides and she did the same for me. If we weren't in the same interview group and University, I would have either lost my mind just focusing on school or spent all my money on gas just to smash. Instead, I got it in without my girl knowing and then I would drive back to my hometown in the weekends to hang out with her.

I eventually got frustrated doing the same thing and just hanging with the same people - I knew I wasn't maximizing my college experience. Luckily, one day I met some cats on the basketball courts saying I should go Greek (I didn't even know what that was, we chopped it up for a bit and they told me about rush week which was coming up). I rushed all the fraternities I had time for and a lot of fraternities wanted me to be a brother - I was swamped with events, parties and bids. It was hard to tell who was being real, who hazed, who didn't, who got the best girls personality and looks wise, just from rush week though. I would recommend you do your research on each fraternity you rush, which is what I did. Never got hazed, the brothers I've met are great (on and off campus), our sister sorority has great girls and I'm smashing/messing around with some of the top prospects at my school. A lot of people (Mostly non-greek) say "I don't need to pay for friends"; you don't pay for the friends - you pay for the experience and networking opportunities. Chances are, you won't meet your wife through a sorority, they're passed around - A LOT. There's a lot more I can type, but just PM me if you want more info.

Also you should join student government, clubs, honor societies, work at school or something - get involved. You can work outside of school (my mistake my freshman year) when you actually get a decent paying job or internship. Chances are you'll get an internship through student government or school if you put in the work. I would aim higher though, if you've got the connections and interview skills.

And I usually don't agree with dude that said this, but you definitely don't want to put the P on the pedestal. Girls can tell and they'll be turned off by that. I wouldn't go talk to ANY chick, especially not girls at the bottom of the totem pole - decent/good/great girls will notice you're talking/messing with these whales/fuglies and ignore you when you're "stepping your game up". It's a common anomaly that if girls are interested in you, more girls will show interest. That's not true all the time, especially in the Greek community, friends of friends, co-workers of co-workers, sorority sisters talk and they don't want to be in the same "class" as these whales and fuglies. I know because I've had friends/brothers/co-workers who've shot with nothing but air and they felt that going for "that" girl at the party and now they've got a reputation for settling for the lower end of the totem pole (Especially the ones in the Greek community). Girls GOSSIP, and no one wants to be known as "that" girl. DO NOT miss out on overall better broads 'cause you didn't and couldn't have patience. Talk to a lot of girls, but don't go for the pretty/gorgeous types right away - people will see you as shallow (Made this mistake, most of the people that judged me for being shallow have either graduated or don't matter so it somehow worked out alright for me). Make sure you're presentable, smell good and read the "Pick up Artist" - you don't need snapbacks, foambs and tats - most of the girls that are interested in those things are birds anyway. Improve your "game." Practice makes perfect. 

Treat them like they're expendable, because they are. You should definitely cut down on the fapping, it makes you hungrier out there. Both physically and mentally.

Oh, and ALWAYS strap up.
 
OP.....your in the NBA Finals man!

Think of yourself As LeBron (I know your a Heat fan, bare with me). This is your time!  College is your platform to be anything you want, every year. You can redefine yourself as much as you want. All those girls are just fans of what you do. Your the man, your the Finals MVP! You let the girls see your shine, you never have to seek shine if your the brightest star around. Let them seek, let them follow the leader.

(and for the OKC fans, save the arguments for another forum, it's for OP to get amped)
 
 
Colossal Username + Avy combo to post content ratio bro.
LMAO, really doe, but listen OP, these are gems, just walk up to chicks and be like "Hey whats your name?" but be giddy and bright eyed about it, if youre cute this will work awesome, if youre avg. . . . still try because avg is like the new hot or somethin
 
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I find it extremely difficult to get out and talk to women. I just feel like they don't take me seriously. I don't know if I'm ugly or what
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I'm in the perfect position to get some yambz, just moved into my dorm yesterday and saw PLENTY of prospects. I just dont know how to get them on the team
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somebody throw me some serious tips, because I can't go this whole semester without dipping my bread stick in some nutella.
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Just remember that you are better than any girl that you are thinking about going at. Women aren't better than you. Take them off of the pedestal. They should feel honored that you are talking to them.

That is how you should carry it.

I rarely agree with anything DC says but this is spot on. Once you get that confidence it will be all downhill from there.
 
You need to focus on yourself and your confidence issues before you worry about females doggie.

EDIT: You got to U of H too bruh?

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You should be EATING.
 
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