NT my girl invited me over to eat at her parents.

Just go dude, if you're with this girl long enough you're gonna have to go eventually.
Turning them down is gonna make then look at you funny when you finally do go.
 
Called dude a 'scrub'.

Haven't heard that word used since Counter Strike.
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Heres what you do-- Head down to the any of the exotic car dealers off malibu with a LV suitcase of franklins in tow and make a purchase. Leave your babymama vehicle and take your brand new 458 italia southbound on the pch. Stop before arriving in santa monica by the watch tower rt off coast and pull in. make sure its past sunset. turn your engine off and check your espn mobile ticker for any updates. there aren't any important ones. blink your lights twice and you will be offed. no more dinner with ppl you don't wanna dine with.
 
Originally Posted by Club29

wahhh i dont wanna eat that wahhh

sniffle sniffle i dont wanna talk to your parents sniffle sniffle!

Grow up, scrub.

i concur with this assessment
 
Heres what you do-- Head down to the any of the exotic car dealers off malibu with a LV suitcase of franklins in tow and make a purchase. Leave your babymama vehicle and take your brand new 458 italia southbound on the pch. Stop before arriving in santa monica by the watch tower rt off coast and pull in. make sure its past sunset. turn your engine off and check your espn mobile ticker for any updates. there aren't any important ones. blink your lights twice and you will be offed. no more dinner with ppl you don't wanna dine with.
 
Originally Posted by Club29

wahhh i dont wanna eat that wahhh

sniffle sniffle i dont wanna talk to your parents sniffle sniffle!

Grow up, scrub.

i concur with this assessment
 
You a chump if don't go. They having chicken curry that's Madd good. You never know what might happen if do go, having her parents loving will give ultimate access to smash in her crib.
 
You a chump if don't go. They having chicken curry that's Madd good. You never know what might happen if do go, having her parents loving will give ultimate access to smash in her crib.
 
You a chump if don't go. They having chicken curry that's Madd good. You never know what might happen if do go, having her parents loving will give ultimate access to smash in her crib.
 
You a chump if don't go. They having chicken curry that's Madd good. You never know what might happen if do go, having her parents loving will give ultimate access to smash in her crib.
 
Dont be nice be the man in the situation. Tell that #%*!+ you aint going over to eat unless she makes you a steak.
 
Originally Posted by ShaunHillFTW49

have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
pimp.gif
 
Dont be nice be the man in the situation. Tell that #%*!+ you aint going over to eat unless she makes you a steak.
 
Originally Posted by ShaunHillFTW49

have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
pimp.gif
 
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