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5, I'm cooler than a polar bears toe nails yet like to shower in the dark..
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Also OP. Imagine scenarios where most of the world is endangered and would suffer immeasurably and eventually die if I don't help them. In these imaginations they beg me to help them. It would take minimal effort from me. The amount of time and energy it would take me to save them is next to nothing. I burn more calories taking a ****. But what do I do? I let them all suffer, laugh, and walk the other direction.
I also imagine chaining people by their necks onto a wall and make them serve me. In these imaginations they usually balance a piece of glass on their backs and I eat food off it or sit on it. Then I put a steak on the ground, and not prime rib either. The type of steak in the number 13 from the McDonald's breakfast menu. That's their daily meal.
IDK tho. Is that not normal?
You edited your second post, so I won't put you on blast for what you said out of respect, but damn. :\
I hope you can grow a healthier heart. This and your second post is not weird, it is cold and heartless man.
when I yawn, I tend to tear up. then flick my tears at people.they never noticed.
I sit backwards wen I take a deuce.
Use the back as a table
I'm not really weird, kind of awkward around people I don't know. IDK if this counts but sometimes when the house is empty I'll either yell rap lyrics or do random ablibs/random noises just b/c.
Wasn't this guy sunshineblotters brought up in the Elliot Rodger thread? I can see why. Go get help man.
Some of y'all are just jerks. I'm hard, no nonsense type of guy, but am always nice to strangers.
2014 has gotten to the point where being level headed, not making excuses for behavior, not caring about social norms...just generally wanting to be free from the chains of society, wanting to be your own man...is weird. I do fear for the future, a lot of these young cats aren't built for living in this world on their own...and you know what? They'll never have to, mommy or daddy or someone will always be there to wipe their noses and provide a million reason for their mistakes, there is always a reason outside of personal responsibility, that phrase is barely applicable today...take responsibility for my own actions? nah, i have 'post anxiety nuerotic meta psychosis' and that's why I broke my little brothers arm and can't hold down a job. 'Affluenza' haha. It's just a different reality, one I don't even want to understand...and I'd say that's why I'm weird, just tired of the bs.
*Ye shrugs*