LOL at white supremacy striking again. Now you're just lookin silly my man. Have the suit and no facial hair and a low cut. But put that slit in your head? No, that's def not professional.
Can I shave a half circle in my head and still look professional? By your account, you'd think I would say yes because I'm white (I'm bi racial btw). And the only thing that makes it unprofessional for YOU is being black. THAT'S NOT THE CASE. Neither one of us can rock a half caesar in the corporate world, got it? I mean, damn, did you just skip over the part where i compared white people cuts with clooney versus the other white cuts?
So yes, everything you mentioned in this quote of yours is professional, minus the "damn slit". Loose the slit, and you're good.