My most embarrassing and frustrating sexual experience W/ CLIFFNOTES

[pip777]

Try it again next time.

 

[westillballin]

Damn how you dont know where the hole at

 

[03silverbullet]

after reading about your failed sex-capade, i've finally realized what people meant by saying "the blind leading the blind".











she really thought she peed out of the same hole you put it in??????? wow!!!! y'all need help

 

[elocin023]

awww, that was sad.

you really came off as a virgin.
you didn't know where to put it!?
you know there are 9 years old out here having sex.

 

[ness]

YO!

Nice try.. I guess lol

 

[ebayologist]

Wow.

1. If she doesn't even look down there, I'll assume she's not shaven or probably even that kept. Fix that.
2. I have hard time believing she's never played with herself, I know there are girls not that into that, but everyone by age 21 has done it.
3. Even if she isn't tight, you can save yourself the lube purchase and loosen her up/get her juices flowing by just playing with/rubbing her $%!% and thenfingering her, start with a finger, then two. Then do work, you still probably have to go slow but still…

 

[bgl2687]

since you already eat the box why dont you slide some fingers in to loosen it up or to figure out exactly what "hole" it goes into?

 

[kaycurrency]

Lol...How do you NOT know where the hole is???....My penis seems to just find the hole on its own....Real talk

 

[apollo xxxiii]

and BTW OP; ain't you ever watch porn before and seen this stuff take place?

It's not that hard (pun both intended and unintended)

 

[sole 4 real]

It's..... NO GOOD

 

[kickmatic23]

wow i am at a loss of words.. you sir are a joke

there are 13 yr olds who lay the pipe and don't have any issues in doing so

 

[rko2004]

MY MAN! You should have just waited til marriage. This is a complete waste of what could have been special. Reading that took me back to leon lett fumbled ashe was going in for a TD

 

[robby valentino]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ the monkey

at her just giving you warm up neck for 2 yrs....youre a stronger manthan myself

 

[suckafree85]

you need practice

 

[daytona 5000]

I'm watching that movie Kids and lil man is laying it down better than you did

 

[potus2028]

I have nothing 2 add...that sucks.

Like...damn, cuz...

Wow.

$#!+.

Um...I hope the Giants win the West next year?

Sumthin...

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by SUCKAFREE85

you need practice

Here you go

 

[2g00d4u]

The Monkey

Wheres the foreplay?!

 

[gregzzy23]

Originally Posted by Robby Valentino

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ the monkey

at her just giving you warm up neck for 2 yrs....youre a stronger man than myself

But seriously,

.

22 years old. Thats insanity. Correct me if I'm wrong but you didn't even touch the vag up until this day? Thats nuts. Nothing else to add, good luckin the future.

 

[951guero]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by SUCKAFREE85

you need practice

Here you go

 

[blackmagnus514]

Shoulda offed the first nut

 

[sais 9mm]

Thats crazy

 

[carolinapack04]

this is not something you tell people.

and your 22?

damn.

 

[henz0]

Damn I feel for you...

It happens though

 

[primesole]