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Damn... and you 22 too? #$+$.
My most embarrassing and frustrating sexual experience W/ CLIFFNOTES
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Yes of course I was up. All the times... I just wasn't up for long. I think the first time she went down, it was for a good minute so I wasn't up topar.
Anyways, we're both new to the whole thing, so oh well. I guess that's what happens when all you've been doing was watching and not actuallyexperiencing it. I'll get it down the next time I see her. I was really overwhelmed, what can I say... after being denied for 2+ years, then all of asudden she's ready when I thought she never would be. We have been "sleeping" on the same bed with each other since we first started going out,and doing NOTHING but just PLAYING... so she gets me roused up and never finishes me. It just wasn't my night.
She's NEVER even looked at her downstairs, nor has she EVER played with herself. After trying the 3rd condom, she went to the bathroom with a mirror tocheck it out to see where it goes... that was the first time she did that.
I hope I don't have erectile dysfunction
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Don't you have an older sibling or cousin to talk to bro?....even pops might be able to help ya....but NT?...you just gon get clowned....
- Jan 26, 2003
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Damn, 22
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Good lord dude, you serious? Neither of you ever watched porn or anything?
My condolences.
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Damn she really does wear a chastity belt. Don't stress it dude, just perform cunnilingus to get her loose.
- Feb 19, 2007
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Wow my dude all I can think of is
better luck next time
better luck next time
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6 condoms ?
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I'm 23 and could probably jump off a trampoline with my lady laying 10ft. from that +##$% and still get a hole in one.
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smh..there are only two possible holes in can go into down there, and one is her %+$@..Originally Posted by Da XpLiCiT OnE
Yes of course I was up. All the times... I just wasn't up for long. I think the first time she went down, it was for a good minute so I wasn't up to par.
Anyways, we're both new to the whole thing, so oh well. I guess that's what happens when all you've been doing was watching and not actually experiencing it. I'll get it down the next time I see her. I was really overwhelmed, what can I say... after being denied for 2+ years, then all of a sudden she's ready when I thought she never would be. We have been "sleeping" on the same bed with each other since we first started going out, and doing NOTHING but just PLAYING... so she gets me roused up and never finishes me. It just wasn't my night.
She's NEVER even looked at her downstairs, nor has she EVER played with herself. After trying the 3rd condom, she went to the bathroom with a mirror to check it out to see where it goes... that was the first time she did that.
I hope I don't have erectile dysfunction
early90s
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He said she doesn't even "look" down there, so she probably got madd vegetation
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This is a fail that cannot be measured by numbers or words.
Damn son.
Damn son.
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yo no se
kidpotter21
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son your 22?????
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theres is gonna be a sequel to 40 year old virgin..........
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It is what it is.
I wouldn't believe she's a virgin.
I wouldn't believe she's a virgin.
jackiechizzan
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[flav]woooooooooowwwwwwwwww[/flav]
6 condoms. 1 night. 0 nut.
6 condoms. 1 night. 0 nut.
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Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae
777
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22? SMH
dacomeup
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Damn son. That's crazy. I won't stoneface you or nothing like that , just cop a sex for dummies book or something. They probably sell them somewhere?Not sure, but that's the best advice I can give you.
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This is why I believe you MUST have sex before marriage
Imagine if that was ur honeymoon!
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Man, people are this comfortable with Niketalk fam that they will just come out and post something like this?! I wouldn't have told my good friends thisstory.....
