Most Ridiculous Lines in Rap Thread

[antidope]

Post lines that are just so outlandish that you cant beleive that someone said them. I had a few I was going to post but this one is by far the most ridiculous one that I ran across.

"I spend 100 G's a year on white tees"-Cassidy Aim for the Head. Does he realize that in order to have a use for all those white tees that he would have to wear 54 a day?

 

[henz0]

"I spend 100 G's a year on white tees"-Cassidy Aim for the Head. Does he realize that in order to have a use for all those white tees that he would have to wear 54 a day?

" Lets get loose. Hennessey straight, with tomato juice "

First of all, that sounds absolutely disgusting :x. But if its straight, how does it have juice???

" Live my life like a fast car, low on my speed " ?????


Both of those are NORE by the way

 

[trynafeelmink]

ALL Of i'm not a human being pt 2.... Every Other line had me like is this guy serious

 

[shorty doo wop]

another gem from nore "I'm like a hammer that you hold in your hand I make hits"

 

[tripda6]

"yo we was out thuggin yo we had chickenpox"-NORE

That cassidy line always had me like wtf?

"blow like a steroid, pat down Dan Aykroyd"
Its Ghostface but still

 

[Maximus Meridius]

I love the man but what was going through Big's head when wrote this line

When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's **** :x

And

Don't they know my _'s Gutter ******* kidnip kids? **** 'em in the ***, throw 'em over the bridge then Puff saying "Ooh"

 

[510thanos]

i got all yawl beat: 

Computers aint that smart - Nas

38 revolve like the sun round the earth - Jay-Z

smh @ that dude on here other day tellin me how educated jay-z was 

 

[soversotowel]

and to get where i'm at i'll make her Suck 100 ****s

 

[nyzthoro]

Lil Flip- I'll treat you like milk/ I'll do nothing but spoil you

 

[cen714]

Me and co workers were just talking about this the other day here's a couple

Red Man: I got tic tacs in my mouth with a big d*ck.

Canibus: You might have more cash than me, but you don't have the skills to eat a ni**as *** like me.

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

Ross' recent date rape line comes to mind.

Oh and when Jeezy said on Top Back Remix "tell them *homosexual* *negroes* to wrap they lips around my dik" :x

 

[chippedtoothsmile]

I don't wear jerseys I'm 30 plus

 

[dabottom305]

Lost 92 bricks had to fall back.- Jay-Z

 

[dat dude chris]

2 chainz says alot of ridiculous stuff heres just one example...

P_ so clean I can go to church in it

I'm sure I'll hear more as I'm listening to music right now on my phone lol

 

[hebgbz]

@ having to wear 54 white tees a day on some Martin Lawrence ****

 

[ice city fc]

Was on a UGK binge at the gym today, and I swear I was thinking about this topic.

A couple of lines that had me 

 

 

"Pregnant ***** the best you can get,

I'm ******g ya b__ while ya baby suckin d__"

Then of course there's this gem, the damn chorus to I'm So Bad

"I'm so bad, I can suck my own ****" (Repeat 5x)

Chad was the dude and all, but I don't know how ANYBODY in his camp, from weed carrier to execs, let that hook fly. 

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

ALL Of i'm not a human being pt 2.... Every Other line had me like is this guy serious

I knew somebody was going to say IANAHB 2.. I couldn't get past the first song..

 

[Beans]

Lost 92 bricks had to fall back.- Jay-Z

lol NT wont ever let this go

 

[hugebird]

I feel like OP was trying to discuss the lines that were sooo outlandish that they can't even be under the usual umbrella of "rap bragging" because they went entirely too far.

As much as I love him, Cam might be the biggest offender.

How about on "It's Nothin" when he said "Because of cake mix, 10 homes, 8 whips, and them 8 whips bout to trade for a spaceship, call me NASA man, inside plasma fam, got a warrant, I'm in orbit, come after Cam". As outstanding as the idea of Star Wars Episode VII: The Killa Cam Chase sounds, it is also one of the most ridiculous things I've heard come out of a rapper's mouth.

 

[va757va]

i get computers putin.

 

[antidope]

I feel like OP was trying to discuss the lines that were sooo outlandish that they can't even be under the usual umbrella of "rap bragging" because they went entirely too far.

Yup. We have to ignore the drug references because 99% of the time theyre obvious lies. No rapper is moving kingpin amounts of cocaine. Some of the stuff thats been posted in this thread has been on point thouhg, who knew rappers talked about male on male fellatio this much outside of saying "suck my ****"

 

[ripc]

"Stack my money so tall, you might need a giraffe when you was counting this cash" - 2 Chainz

How am I going to use a giraffe to count money? Am I supposed to start climbing up its neck until I'm sitting on its head or something? C'mon b.

 

[Belgium]

"Stack my money so tall, you might need a giraffe when you was counting this cash" - 2 Chainz

How am I going to use a giraffe to count money? Am I supposed to start climbing up its neck until I'm sitting on its head or something? C'mon b.

A lot of 2 Chainz lines could be in this thread.

"Car so big it got a stripper pole"

What kinda ridiculous looking car are you driving that can fit a stripper pole inside of it? Nice comparison...

 

[pbsphotographer]

Wayne has to be the worst when it comes to this...

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[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]She is just...just...right[/font]

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[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Yo we light a candle[/font]

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Run laps around the English Channel[/font]

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[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]I'm sure I'll think of more...but those are to two that I can think of off the top of my head.[/font]
 

 

[marcmac360]

If were talking about outlandish we could spend the rest of the thread on Ross' music