Most Horrible Mispronunciations You Have HEARD

[julian wright]

My friend pronounces this:

Like this:

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by emkay

I once heard some kid pronounce the J in fajita

I knew a dude who said that plus pronounced the qu and l's in quesadilla and tortilla. I was like, you need to take Spanish ASAP.

 

[ialreadygotthose]

I actually had a friend tell me- "I can't believe I failed English. That's unpossible".

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[scorpio04]

Originally Posted by McFlyyy

for a while, i pronounced "aeropostale" as aero-PO-staal. i remember i said that to a girl on the phone one night and she started dying.

never made that mistake again.

That reminds me back in like high school I called the mall looking for the foam-POZ-ITS. The cashier paused for a while and said you meanfoamposites right?? I said yeah and ended my calls for that day.

I used to butcher the english language growing up around old people and living in the hood. I still got a friend who can't pronounce anything, we weretalking about all the hoodrats he been with and he said remember that girl named Froo. I said %^*^& what, and he showed me and I said you mean FRUIT. Yeah Froo. I died a little after that.

 

[fanatic15]

Originally Posted by emkay

I once heard some kid pronounce the J in fajita

LOL I hate when people pronounce Jalapeno (Ha-la-pen-yo) like "Hala-peeno"

 

[Deleted member 38182]

my girl says woof and woofs for wolf and wolves

probably the funniest thing ever

 

[captainspaulding]

My Girlfriend :

=


DRESSELL

 

[so slickening]

My friend doesn't use plurals.

Today, we were trying to think of sports teams that don't end with the letter S... me and another friend said the Red Sox, White Sox, and Thunder... thisdude gonna say Celtic? We were like

... and then he gonna say Cowboy after.

Other things he's said:
- instead of scrotum: "scrogan"
- instead of calf muscle: "cow muscle"
- instead of the right pronunciation of Cherokee: "che-ROW-kee"
- instead of the right pronunciation of Jasmine Byrne: "Jasmine Brine" (he tried to correct me when I pronounced it "burn")
- instead of the right pronunciation of Stussy: "stuh-see" (he tried to correct me when I pronounced it "stoosie")

He's Chinese by the way, if that matters. Me and my other friend are Filipino.

 

[souljaman22]

my nephews say
belp (belt)
oap-meal (oat-meal)
and closenit (closet)

 

[therenegade23]

Originally Posted by AJChick23

Zizzors ...for scissors

Cah ...for car

Sounds like a Boston accent.

 

[doublejs07]

Crowns for Crayons

 

[recognize game]

likely ≠ luckily

 

[jinzo]

"A ruh-TARD."

 

[memphisboi55]

Nice avy and sig combo Fanatic.

 

[jordanfan04]

Originally Posted by BigShake

my homeboys ex couldn't say "shenanigans", she would say "shegaganins"

I kno a dude who couldnt say "number", he would say"nimbah"