Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[Baby Face Nelson]

If I’m picking 5, I usually scan the sidelines for 4 other members of Team Washed. We may not be as athletic as you young thundercats, but the basketball IQ is off the charts. I know on picks, people will call out what side it’s coming on, to go over/under or to just switch. Defensive rotations is like the 2004 Pistons, and the concept of the ball moving faster than defender is understand on offense. 15 possessions where it ends with a high percentage shot is better than you frail boys taking uncontested 2’s from 30 out. Lastly, after we score, we are making you check ball so we can conserve energy and set the defense

 

[datznasty]

If I’m picking 5, I usually scan the sidelines for 4 other members of Team Washed. We may not be as athletic as you young thundercats, but the basketball IQ is off the charts. I know on picks, people will call out what side it’s coming on, to go over/under or to just switch. Defensive rotations is like the 2004 Pistons, and the concept of the ball moving faster than defender is understand on offense. 15 possessions where it ends with a high percentage shot is better than you frail boys taking uncontested 2’s from 30 out. Lastly, after we score, we are making you check ball so we can conserve energy and set the defense

The Jazz vs Thunder series in the playoffs. ****** was really getting ate by Joe Ingles and his 2 inch vert and 4 second release and Rubio, #DonovanMitchellnotwithstanding Just now trying to get back into hooping myself after like a 7yr or so hiatus from when I use to leave in the gym in my teens to mid 20s, like literally we'd bring food and eat there and sleep. I walked up to the rim and stukc my hand up and was like, is this regulation? Yall sure? That's a little high aint it, seems like 12 feet

 

[calibeebee]

Still baffled at Joe Ingles giving Paul George that Work in the playoffs. #teamfundamentals all day if I’m picking the teams as well

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

I watched golf today. I’m washed

 

[Nouss]

Also a good tip for anybody with back pain or reoccurring back problems, little kids from 3-5 are great for walking on your back and getting all those kinks out.

Yo this is gospel. My sister is 10 years younger and when i was a kid she would do this. I wasnt even washed and it felt great.

Has to feel amazing now.

 

[flyeed]

When anything is grounds for your excuse for being tired

It’s hot out. It’s cold out. I just worked out. I’m not working out enough. I underslept. I overslept. I’m hungry. I just ate. Been working too much. Need to get back to my work flow.

Man in the mirror: Nah, you’re just washed.

 

[bigjny88]

Learning what LIGMA is.............from a 12 yr old on Fortnite

Well played kid, well played #ImWashed

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

Learning what LIGMA is.............from a 12 yr old on Fortnite

Well played kid, well played #ImWashed

What is Ligma?

 

[juice man]

^ smh

 

[bigjny88]

What is Ligma?

I hope to god you googled this yourself after you posted this.............just to save yourself the embarassment

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

I hope to god you googled this yourself after you posted this.............just to save yourself the embarassment

Ligma Balls?

 

[addict4sneakers]

I grabbed the rim today. Cocked it back too

 

[Guccishades]

It??

 

[Humbled]

Fortnite is trash

 

[calibeebee]

Fork knife

 

[datznasty]

I grabbed the rim today. Cocked it back too

I think I can but I been scared to try and hurt my feelings. 10 feet is just so high. I used to put like mid forearm up there, IDK how I jumped that high and didn't get scared.

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

I watched golf today. I’m washed

Tiger finished 6th at 42. Bet money Kobe tries to make another run in a year.

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

Fork knife

Dad joke


Washed

 

[the 718 truth]

I grabbed the rim today. Cocked it back too

I used to be able to
#washed

 

[Nouss]

Man this girl was blowing up my phone, i finally picked up and she said she wanted me to come over to suck me off but i declined because im too tired and plus I had a bad day at work. #WASHED

Yall dont even wanna know what i did next.

 

[EddieDoyers]

Man this girl was blowing up my phone, i finally picked up and she said she wanted me to come over to suck me off but i declined because im too tired and plus I had a bad day at work. #WASHED

Yall dont even wanna know what i did next.

Lmao you goofed

 

[1c3m4m]

^ damn lol

Been there my dam self, crazy how as u get older your priorities change

 

[frshstunna]

It happens as you get older and done been thru a good amount of yambs already...not as pressed as you used to be, turning down easy smashes just cuz u tired or simply dont feel like being bothered

 

[itshlittt]

It happens as you get older and done been thru a good amount of yambs already...not as pressed as you used to be, turning down easy smashes just cuz u tired or simply dont feel like being bothered

sounding like drake out here

“always pick the money over sex”

 

[itshlittt]

I got a package in the mail and was wondering what it was. I opened it and I find an item I ordered online a few day ago that I forgot about.

we call this phenomenon,















being zoot.