Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[mplsdunk]

Just play dumb. Not your fault they expect you to use the register with no training since we all work at the stores when we shop now.

 

[mplsdunk]

Went to an amusement park yesterday. According to NT that’s the most rigorous activity out there.

I just want to say I outlasted two teens. They tapped out after 7 hours. They had “ride headaches” and were wiped from the sun and walking.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

According to NT that’s the most rigorous activity out there.

^
I stand by that statement..


Oh yeah.. to whoever created these rides..

 

[Mark Antony]

I bet you wore the right shoes, hydrated thoughout, probably wore a hat. Your washedness preparedness survival kit carried you through.

Doing some walking recently too I realized I might have to actually size up from the size i've been my whole adult life.

 

[mplsdunk]

I wore vans with no socks.

I did have a hat on and was hydrated though.

 

[Mark Antony]

Vans is wild but maybe that's fine for your feet.

 

[mplsdunk]

My wife thinks I’m a psycho since she has plantar fasciitis and had to be selective with her work shoes.

Meanwhile I’m fine with the worst shoes ever for someone like her.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

^
I stand by that statement..


Oh yeah.. to whoever created these rides..

Roller Coasters with that many twists and turns are usually weak. They look good and pretty but those rides have never done anything for real coaster boys.

 

[mplsdunk]

Wood roller coasters are fun but violate your head. I like the massive metal ones that go fast.

 

[Bronson]

Roller Coasters with that many twists and turns are usually weak. They look good and pretty but those rides have never done anything for real coaster boys.

Have you been on the Hulk?

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Have you been on the Hulk?

Nah but looking at the video, I could tell I would be annoyed with the number of twists, turns, and loops.

Wouldn't get much "thrill" from IT.




Something like these are more exciting for ME.

 

[Bronson]

Nah but looking at the video, I could tell I would be annoyed with the number of twists, turns, and loops.

Wouldn't get much "thrill" from IT.




Something like these are more exciting for ME.

Been on all three of those.

 

[mplsdunk]

I like hulk how it shoots you out at the top of the first hill. Superman is sick too.

 

[Bronson]

I like hulk how it shoots you out at the top of the first hill. Superman is sick too.

Still mad they got rid of Dueling Dragons. The amount of theming for that ride was incredible. That entrance with the fire and ice dragon battling it out.

The awesome queue inside the huge, dimly lit castle.

The near-misses on the ride.

 

[mplsdunk]

It’s gone? I loved that ride.

 

[SC kid]

 

[layziegunts]

One time my homeboy hit me up at like 9 pm on a Saturday to meet up his cousin at a lil lounge downtown Brooklyn, I’m like cool let’s go. We went had some drinks and then we went to get a little food (mind you his cousin is driving) not far from the place (also everything we are doing is in Brooklyn and not too far from where I live). Then after we ate we got back in the car now I’m assuming that we are all going home it’s about 12 am then I realize we are going on the expressway and I was like hold up “where the F are we going” his cousin said “a club in queens” I almost blew up he said either he let me off on the highway or that’s it. So when we got to queens I called an Uber and went back home to BK ($40 and I was broke at the time too)

Smh I’m still mad at them for that, the cousin I don’t think ever spoke to after that. Some people are just inconsiderate as hell.

 

[adobecs4]

Yeah if it's after 1am, the next move is my crib.

 

[Mark Antony]

 

[moe200069]

just sneezed while laying on my stomach and damn near blew my back out.. what the hell is happening to me?

 

[kungfu koala]

just sneezed while laying on my stomach and damn near blew my back out.. what the hell is happening to me?

least it wasn't no muddy drawls....lol...
right?...

 

[mplsdunk]

been another sneezy day for me too. allergies

 

[headdetective]

Literally can't remember the last time I've been up at 4am.

Those times between 1am-6am really don't exist anymore in my universe.

 

[layziegunts]

Literally can't remember the last time I've been up at 4am.

Those times between 1am-6am really don't exist anymore in my universe.

My homeboy called me last Friday night at 1 am, I text him the next morning. SON ARE YOU INSANE?!?!

what are we 25? lol, im tucked in bed by 12 am the latest even on weekends.

 

[calibeebee]

my sweet sweet summer children