Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

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Everybody had that friend who had the apartment with the empty bottles surrounding the top of the cabinets in the kitchen. My last apartment before I bought a house had the empty Ciroc bottles in the kitchen from all of the previous pregames.
Worse was when I recently noticed a mutual friend on FB who was still doing that but he is in his 30s and the empty bottles were Captain and Smirnoff. 🤦🏽‍♂️
 
Just felt proper washed when I realized I don't keep empty alcohol bottles anymore, but I definitely kept a couple bottles of artisanal mineral waters and kombucha. What have I become? my sweetest friend.
 
Everybody had that friend who had the apartment with the empty bottles surrounding the top of the cabinets in the kitchen. My last apartment before I bought a house had the empty Ciroc bottles in the kitchen from all of the previous pregames.
Worse was when I recently noticed a mutual friend on FB who was still doing that but he is in his 30s and the empty bottles were Captain and Smirnoff. 🤦🏽‍♂️
I had that friend that had the empties, but would either fill the bottle or coat the bottle with the fluorescent liquid from glow sticks, it did create a certain ambiance tho.
 
Empty liquor bottles has never been the move to me.

Unless it's after a wild night and I ain't clean up yet.
 
Was confused as hell when the doorbell just rang a lil while ago. Took me like 5 minutes to answer the door. When no one was there, took me another 5 minutes to realize that today's Halloween 😔
Son is FRIED.

It's alright you were just pregaming for that Laker game.
50 belongs here


50 looking more like a buck 50. Son has the jacket on, but he picked up a ton of weight. Son better not ever be caught on a treadmill running with no shirt on again. :rofl: I get it though that weight sneaks up on you. Usually fluctuate 5-10 pounds off my normal weight, never getting back to the high school weight though.
 
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