- Aug 9, 2012
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At least it was your wrist and not your ankles jump that damn high.
Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed
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calibeebee
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- May 6, 2007
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Daaaaaamn that’s the ultimate washed status. It’s one thing to show signs of washed-ness in private, but washer-ation in public plus injury is the highest level of washed
- Apr 5, 2012
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Got out of bed a little funny and felt like my knee tweak
- Nov 20, 2007
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I was lost for mad long. Until i really listened when used in context.Thanks fambs, I'm starting to lose track of the new slang
Its some regional slang that went global.
- Nov 16, 2016
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Man I had that damn dunk lol. It just was miss timed. When I missed I fell and used my wrist to break my fall.
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I can still get up, but too much risk landing. It's all about position now.
- May 12, 2008
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- Sep 28, 2003
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- May 12, 2008
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This was the 1st cell phone from that company.
Ma dukes got a family plan and phone came for free. Lost it twice cause it was so small.
cs02132
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- Nov 1, 2007
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My first cell phoneThis was 1st cell phone from that company.
Ma dukes got a family plan and phone came for free. Lost it twice cause it was so small.
- Dec 24, 2013
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I had a nokia brick in 01This was the 1st cell phone from that company.
Ma dukes got a family plan and phone came for free. Lost it twice cause it was so small.
- Jan 7, 2015
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I had a pager in high school
Gf would message me 143 = I love you
Gf would message me 143 = I love you
- Jul 20, 2013
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Don’t remember what my first cell model was but I’m pretty sure I first got one in 4th grade (‘01 ish). I was a latch key kid so my mom got it for me for emergency purposes.
I also remember I use to want a Boost so bad in middle school so I could chirp my friends.
Looking back, what an annoying feature to have on a phone.
Glorified walkie-talkies.
I also remember I use to want a Boost so bad in middle school so I could chirp my friends.
Looking back, what an annoying feature to have on a phone.
Glorified walkie-talkies.
- Dec 24, 2013
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Construction workers loved itDon’t remember what my first cell model was but I’m pretty sure I first got one in 4th grade (‘01 ish). I was a latch key kid so my mom got it for me for emergency purposes.
I also remember I use to want a Boost so bad in middle school so I could chirp my friends.
Looking back, what an annoying feature to have on a phone.
Glorified walkie-talkies.
- Aug 1, 2004
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I feel asleep last night on the couch, head cocked back with one hand in my pants Al Bundy style.
- Jul 20, 2009
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Just joined a pickleball league. Lost my first match to a 64 year old dude.
Someone get the Oxi-Clean
Someone get the Oxi-Clean
- Feb 3, 2015
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- Jul 20, 2013
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Jesus Christ.
SpittaJetLife
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- Feb 14, 2019
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I had to google pickleball. I guess I’m not washed.
- Jul 20, 2009
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Jesus Christ.
Granted it was my first time seriously playing, and I thought I was gone blow him off the court.
But famb was flicking his wrist and hitting me with all kinds of angles. Had me running all over the court.
He literally finessed me.
Pickleball blowing up doe. They are repurposing tennis courts into pickleball courts cause it is becoming the official sport of active old folk
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- Jun 14, 2006
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Got my first hemorrhoid pushing too hard while missing a week from work because of my back .... it's a wrap y'all ... i wanna cry but thats it, my boss told me hemorrhoids are the gateway to becoming an old man...
- Feb 2, 2014
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was sitting down on the couch and noticed that when my knee was bent it was started aching.
was watching game of thrones and by the end of the trash finale my knee was swollen af
had a mri on my knee
i have prominent damage in the cartilage of my knee
doc said i have to wear a brace immediately, no more exercise with my legs, and to try avoid using the stairs till i go see the specialist
might have to have surgery
doc said people don't usually notice these injuries till later because the lack of nerves and blood supply to your cartilage. unsure if it was traumatic or wear and tear
welp it was fun while it lasted
bout to cop the dopest walking cane i can find
was watching game of thrones and by the end of the trash finale my knee was swollen af
had a mri on my knee
i have prominent damage in the cartilage of my knee
doc said i have to wear a brace immediately, no more exercise with my legs, and to try avoid using the stairs till i go see the specialist
might have to have surgery
doc said people don't usually notice these injuries till later because the lack of nerves and blood supply to your cartilage. unsure if it was traumatic or wear and tear
welp it was fun while it lasted
bout to cop the dopest walking cane i can find
- Sep 21, 2012
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DAMN real old pagers were nowhere near that popular when I was in school. Girlfriends would just write me letters on loose leaf paper during class and drop them in my locker.I had a pager in high school
Gf would message me 143 = I love you
I remember them having the frayed edges, then we graduated to the paper where you could fold the frayed edges and tear it off.I didn't get my first cell phone until college a long Samsung on Sprint. I use to ALWAYS go over my mins, that free nights and weekends was total BS.
"Yo let me hit you back in 20 minutes when my free nights and weekend minutes kick in."
- Sep 21, 2012
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Man you need to get my water in your diet and just chill, no need to push. What is the hurry only thing waiting for you is work? Take your phone in the bathroom or something. If your boss is correct I had hemorrhoids back when I was 12. I would push super hard and hurry up so I could go play outside or play NES. Now I am washed and I am like WTF am I rushing for? Daughters just going to want to tackle me, boss just going to bother me. I use to go into the private handicap bathrooms put the top seat down and take a nap.
I guess I have been washed for a minute, taking naps at work.
