Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[sonoftony]

Bruh, I just got my first not too long ago To make matters worse, a 23 year old I was talking to yanked it out of my chin and called me grandpa.

Was at a lounge last week and ran into one of my exes lil sister. She not lil anymore.

Was at a bar (take me byke Kendra

) talking to this girl and No Letting Go came on. I deadass said “what you know about this” and hit the

Naruto married with kids and Sasuke a deadbeat dad.

Had to google what asl means.

Thinking about starting a wine collection.

embrace it and become that Dirty Old Man that she lookin for

 

[jville819]

I was in a class last semester and we had to pick how we would change a dying brand and someone did their presentation on Abercrombie & Fitch. After that, we were supposed to ask questions and mine was "Why don't you target guys who don't get sick from chinese food?" *crickets*

 

[JustBlaze.]

This thread is gold.

 

[krazy88s]

I was in a class last semester and we had to pick how we would change a dying brand and someone did their presentation on Abercrombie & Fitch. After that, we were supposed to ask questions and mine was "Why don't you target guys who don't get sick from chinese food?" *crickets*

I don't get it

 

[kickvicisous]

Was at a lounge last week and ran into one of my exes lil sister. She not lil anymore.

Was at a bar (take me byke Kendra

) talking to this girl and No Letting Go came on. I deadass said “what you know about this” and hit the

Naruto married with kids and Sasuke a deadbeat dad.

Had to google what asl means.

• The first line sounds like a movie idea
• No Letting Go should be treated with the same respect as Back That *** Up, dont care how old I get I'm still banging backs out to it on the dancefloor
• Both them ninjas got deadbeat tendencies but Uchiha is definitely worst. Which is surprising because you figured they would learn what not to do based on their absentee fathers
• I still dont know what ASL means

 

[Based Jesus]

ASL
Age, Sex, Location
Yall wasnt using chatrooms back in the day?

 

[ualreadyknow23]

Friends: "Lets hit the scene this weekend..."
Me: "As long as it ain't no CLUB club, cool"

Just sad.



- Preciate it.

 

[JustBlaze.]

ASL
Age, Sex, Location
Yall wasnt using chatrooms back in the day?

That AOL Instant Messager.

****, I feel washed.

 

[geno90221]

When I start going to Strip Clubs just to
watch Tv And eat Chicken....


And the girls didn’t even care....

 

[geno90221]

When I start getting along with Crips

 

[jaypesoz]

I don't get it

 

[Based Jesus]

That AOL Instant Messager.

****, I feel washed.

I remember staying up all night spitting my weak *** game over AIM and thinking I was doing it

 

[Peep Game]

When I start going to Strip Clubs just to
watch Tv And eat Chicken....


And the girls didn’t even care....

I always thought people were joking when they said that strip club food was good until I actually had some depending on the ones you go to, they're legit restaurant style food

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

When I start going to Strip Clubs just to
watch Tv And eat Chicken....


And the girls didn’t even care....

Best music selection as well. All kindsa stuff on playlists because of a dancer

 

[jrod54life]

when i start looking at the thread all day and seeing how i can related to every post

 

[LA Diggler]

ASL
Age, Sex, Location
Yall wasnt using chatrooms back in the day?

I wasn’t but the asl I’m referring to stands for as hell.

 

[Based Jesus]

I wasn’t but the asl I’m referring to stands for as hell.

Asl has a new meaning?

 

[kickvicisous]

ASL
Age, Sex, Location
Yall wasnt using chatrooms back in the day?

Didn't use chatrooms, we had a hotline. You was either pulling broads or roasting strangers

 

[team91kix]

when I was in class and the professor put a clip on from 1995. the professor was talkin about it like it was hella long time ago and the kids were too. I remember it as current events in my social studies class FML

 

[Master Zik]

ASL
Age, Sex, Location
Yall wasnt using chatrooms back in the day?

I just figured dude must be 60.

 

[kdslittlebro]

Not super washed, but my co-worker's son was just up here on spring break, and dude said Sr. prom was coming up. Asked dude if he had a date yet, and he said "Na, I asked this girl if she was going with anybody, and she said not yet" I said "bruh you better ask her soon before everything is dried up. You got her number?"




"No, but I got her IG"

 

[getback]

I'm glad we grew up in a time when there was at least some semblance of courting females without social media

 

[Peep Game]

I'm glad we grew up in a time when there was at least some semblance of courting females without social media

This these dudes will be all hugged up with a chick and will post that pic on twitter/IG talking about "I hung out with this girl and had a great time, someone find her info for me, twitter do ya thang". You dummy you were RIGHT NEXT TO HER

 

[lovehateself]

I always thought people were joking when they said that strip club food was good until I actually had some depending on the ones you go to, they're legit restaurant style food

not different from joints like applebees, hooters, fridays chillis...etc
then again, its all stale crap there anyway

 

[Fozz]

I miss AOL Instant Messenger and getting in group chat.

I miss making creating AIM profiles and away messages.